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Ok, let me get this straight - if Aliens show up and invite you for a ride, you will refuse. If Jesus...

 
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Ok, let me get this straight - if Aliens show up and invite you for a ride, you will refuse. If Jesus...
shows up and tells you he is taking you to heaven, you will say ok? Am I understanding this correctly?
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Re: Ok, let me get this straight - if Aliens show up and invite you for a ride, you will refuse. If Jesus...
shows up and tells you he is taking you to heaven, you will say ok? Am I understanding this correctly?
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when you meet Jesus,you will know it
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Re: Ok, let me get this straight - if Aliens show up and invite you for a ride, you will refuse. If Jesus...
shows up and tells you he is taking you to heaven, you will say ok? Am I understanding this correctly?
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when you meet Jesus,you will know it
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EXACTLY! Beard, sandals, etc. - unmistakable.
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Re: Ok, let me get this straight - if Aliens show up and invite you for a ride, you will refuse. If Jesus...
shows up and tells you he is taking you to heaven, you will say ok? Am I understanding this correctly?
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when you meet Jesus,you will know it
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What? Sort of like "To Serve Mankind"? ;)
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Re: Ok, let me get this straight - if Aliens show up and invite you for a ride, you will refuse. If Jesus...
shows up and tells you he is taking you to heaven, you will say ok? Am I understanding this correctly?
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when you meet Jesus,you will know it
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EXACTLY! Beard, sandals, etc. - unmistakable.
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Hahahahahahahaha...
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Re: Ok, let me get this straight - if Aliens show up and invite you for a ride, you will refuse. If Jesus...
shows up and tells you he is taking you to heaven, you will say ok? Am I understanding this correctly?
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when you meet Jesus,you will know it
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No..not really.

Jesus even warned about this happenning..

Remeber he said "Many will come pretending to be me and will DECIEVE MANY"...so..there will be and are alreay a lot of fakes around DECIEVING MANY.

FEW people will know the real one..he already warned that would happen.
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Re: Ok, let me get this straight - if Aliens show up and invite you for a ride, you will refuse. If Jesus...
shows up and tells you he is taking you to heaven, you will say ok? Am I understanding this correctly?
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when you meet Jesus,you will know it
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No..not really.

Jesus even warned about this happenning..

Remeber he said "Many will come pretending to be me and will DECIEVE MANY"...so..there will be and are alreay a lot of fakes around DECIEVING MANY.

FEW people will know the real one..he already warned that would happen.
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...and you don't see an issue here? How exactly are you supposed to the real Jesus vs the fake Jesus?
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Re: Ok, let me get this straight - if Aliens show up and invite you for a ride, you will refuse. If Jesus...
broad sweeping generalization of aliens when there are a infinite number of individuals
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Re: Ok, let me get this straight - if Aliens show up and invite you for a ride, you will refuse. If Jesus...
shows up and tells you he is taking you to heaven, you will say ok? Am I understanding this correctly?
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when you meet Jesus,you will know it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27129784


No..not really.

Jesus even warned about this happenning..

Remeber he said "Many will come pretending to be me and will DECIEVE MANY"...so..there will be and are alreay a lot of fakes around DECIEVING MANY.

FEW people will know the real one..he already warned that would happen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17213607



...and you don't see an issue here? How exactly are you supposed to the real Jesus vs the fake Jesus?
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There is no real Jesus, so if you see him, whatever he says DO NOT drink the punch.
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when you meet Jesus,you will know it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27129784


No..not really.

Jesus even warned about this happenning..

Remeber he said "Many will come pretending to be me and will DECIEVE MANY"...so..there will be and are alreay a lot of fakes around DECIEVING MANY.

FEW people will know the real one..he already warned that would happen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17213607



...and you don't see an issue here? How exactly are you supposed to the real Jesus vs the fake Jesus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3558872


There is no real Jesus, so if you see him, whatever he says DO NOT drink the punch.
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clappa
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12/10/2012 06:54 PM
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Re: Ok, let me get this straight - if Aliens show up and invite you for a ride, you will refuse. If Jesus...
There are Christed aliens and if they wanted me to fly I'd go.

If they were evil I'd tell them to go fuck themselves with fire.
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Re: Ok, let me get this straight - if Aliens show up and invite you for a ride, you will refuse. If Jesus...
...Am I understanding this correctly?
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No... No you are not...

peace,
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Re: Ok, let me get this straight - if Aliens show up and invite you for a ride, you will refuse. If Jesus...
that's exactly what happened,a huge ufo cross 30 ft above my roof,i was asked to meet them of my own free will,i did.2 days missing.and am so disgusted with this world now am happy to die soon,so don't care what anyone calls me.oh,i met him.
church of euthanasia.
[link to www.facebook.com]
have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
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Re: Ok, let me get this straight - if Aliens show up and invite you for a ride, you will refuse. If Jesus...
shows up and tells you he is taking you to heaven, you will say ok? Am I understanding this correctly?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3558872


when you meet Jesus,you will know it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27129784


No..not really.

Jesus even warned about this happenning..

Remeber he said "Many will come pretending to be me and will DECIEVE MANY"...so..there will be and are alreay a lot of fakes around DECIEVING MANY.

FEW people will know the real one..he already warned that would happen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17213607



...and you don't see an issue here? How exactly are you supposed to the real Jesus vs the fake Jesus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3558872


Well..the REAL Jesus is supposed to come storming in the clouds on a huge white horse followed by a massive army also on white horses and the suns gotta be black and the moon blood coloured and a worldwide quake is supoosed to hit along with hailstones the size of beanbags..so..it would be kinda hard to miss.

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