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"When The Student is Ready ... The TEACHER APPEARS":

 
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Regardless of the creator of the story, before you cast stones, realize some of us out here read it for what it was and just maybe it gave needed FAITH.
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12/10/2012 10:51 PM
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Op great post liked it alot.


Hey Canada

Are you sure that Albert Einstein did not say this.
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I'm sure he didn't speak of his belief in Jesus -- he was never a Xtian
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12/10/2012 10:57 PM
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"OP, you need to smoke weed. Then you will understand."...

"Weed".

"Weed"?

Cloud my Mind ... To Understand ... Right...
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Now yer getting it... peace
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Please...

Expound and Expand?
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Coming from a teacher, all teachers teach their students, yet all teachers are taught also from their students.
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That is profound!

Thank You!
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Please...

Expound and Expand?
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If your mind is always clear...

How will you know when it isn't?

;)
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12/11/2012 01:17 AM
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"If your mind is always clear...

How will you know when it isn't?

;)"

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If my mind is always CLEAR ...

Then it is NEVER Clouded!


Hah!

Smoke that Dope!

Let me ask REAL Questions!
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12/11/2012 01:21 AM
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Please...

Expound and Expand?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5943151


of course but only in the right enviroment. Differet places/people different energy ya know ;) lol

:P
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To those that Judge:

"Drinking is Wrong"!

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Why didn't Jesus change the Water into "Pure" Water?


He changed it into "Wine" ...

For the enjoyment of the Guests, at the Bridal Supper...
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"John 2

King James Version (KJV)


2 And the third day there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee; and the mother of Jesus was there:

2 And both Jesus was called, and his disciples, to the marriage.

3 And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine.

4 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come.

5 His mother saith unto the servants, Whatsoever he saith unto you, do it.

6 And there were set there six waterpots of stone, after the manner of the purifying of the Jews, containing two or three firkins apiece.

7 Jesus saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with water. And they filled them up to the brim.

8 And he saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the governor of the feast. And they bare it.

9 When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine, and knew not whence it was: (but the servants which drew the water knew;) the governor of the feast called the bridegroom,

10 And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now.

11 This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth his glory; and his disciples believed on him.".
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It Doesn't say that HE drank it...


His Mind was CLEAR, at ALL Times!
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And when the teacher is ready, the student inserts his pecker into her vajayjay.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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"28 After this, Jesus knowing that all things were now accomplished, that the scripture might be fulfilled, saith, I thirst.


28 After this, Jesus knowing that all things were now accomplished, that the scripture might be fulfilled, saith, I THIRST.

29 Now there was set a vessel full of vinegar: and they filled a spunge with vinegar, and put it upon hyssop, and put it to his mouth.

30 When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, It is finished: and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost.

31 The Jews therefore, because it was the preparation, that the bodies should not remain upon the cross on the sabbath day, (for that sabbath day was an high day,) besought Pilate that their legs might be broken, and that they might be taken away.

32 Then came the soldiers, and brake the legs of the first, and of the other which was crucified with him.

33 But when they came to Jesus, and saw that he was dead already, they brake not his legs:

34 But one of the soldiers with a spear pierced his side, and forthwith came there out blood and water.

35 And he that saw it bare record, and his record is true: and he knoweth that he saith true, that ye might believe.

36 For these things were done, that the scripture should be fulfilled, A bone of him shall not be broken.

37 And again another scripture saith, They shall look on him whom they pierced.
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Thor's Hamster:

Your Name says it all...
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Thor's Hamster:

Your Name says it all...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5943151


Yes...yes, I suppose it does.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Ever wonder why Non-Christians have to mutilate a corpse?


Hmmm?
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Din't happen with me. I really screwed up when I was "ready"!
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clappa
This world is fading away along with everything it craves, but if you do the will of god you will live forever. 1 John 2:17

For everything comes from god alone.Everything lives by his power, and everything is for his glory. Romans 11:36
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didn't Albert Einstein at some point change the argument from the professors brain the "mind?"

we all know the mind exists, but no one can point to it on an anatomy diagram. Einstein later went on to say that knowing that the human mind exists, but no one can provide physical evidence of it, one can conclude that God exists using the same methodology.

it is not word for word, but close enough to get the point.

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Long, but worth it.

Except for the Jesus stuff.
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I waited to insert the "Jesus Stuff".

Knew you couldn't handle it.

But THAT was for YOU!
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Long, but worth it.

Except for the Jesus stuff.
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thank you for the platform friend
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Yep...

"didn't Albert Einstein at some point change the argument from the professors brain the "mind?"

we all know the mind exists, but no one can point to it on an anatomy diagram. Einstein later went on to say that knowing that the human mind exists, but no one can provide physical evidence of it, one can conclude that God exists using the same methodology.

it is not word for word, but close enough to get the point."

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No one has it all nailed down.

Best keep an open mind!
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actually i read somewhere that people are doing experiments on bacteria and they have showed signs of evolution
..why don't you take a seat over there
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Interesting...

Bacteria coming from a dead body?

Possibly relaying information from the deceased?

Better wash those hands ... REALLY WELL?
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Daniel 2:

43 And whereas thou sawest iron mixed with miry clay, they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men: but they shall not cleave one to another, even as iron is not mixed with clay.

44 And in the days of these kings shall the God of heaven set up a kingdom, which shall never be destroyed: and the kingdom shall not be left to other people, but it shall break in pieces and consume all these kingdoms, and it shall stand for ever.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29608697


Great Post , This came to mind when watching the clip ... I always try to share