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What if God does not like suck asses and he is specifically testing YOU?

 
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12/10/2012 07:05 PM
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What if God does not like suck asses and he is specifically testing YOU?
Those who follow the Bible and or religious texts are suck asses deserving of lights out, while those you do the opposite are the ones God desires as they have brass balls and individuality?
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12/10/2012 07:11 PM
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Re: What if God does not like suck asses and he is specifically testing YOU?
Those who follow the Bible and or religious texts are suck asses deserving of lights out, while those you do the opposite are the ones God desires as they have brass balls and individuality?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3558872


Good question. He *did* tell Moses to meet Him outside the camp, to where He's really at. . .

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12/10/2012 07:15 PM
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Re: What if God does not like suck asses and he is specifically testing YOU?
Those who follow the Bible and or religious texts are suck asses deserving of lights out, while those you do the opposite are the ones God desires as they have brass balls and individuality?
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Then I would submit that the majority of the world is doing just fine OP.

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12/10/2012 07:18 PM
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Re: What if God does not like suck asses and he is specifically testing YOU?
I secretly wondered about this.
It seems that the people with 'balls' get better lives here.

But, what if being an asshole is being rewarded by satan?
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12/10/2012 07:20 PM

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Re: What if God does not like suck asses and he is specifically testing YOU?
I secretly wondered about this.
It seems that the people with 'balls' get better lives here.

But, what if being an asshole is being rewarded by satan?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15215384


its not about being an ass its about challenging the norm.
"For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return"
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Re: What if God does not like suck asses and he is specifically testing YOU?
I secretly wondered about this.
It seems that the people with 'balls' get better lives here.

But, what if being an asshole is being rewarded by satan?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15215384


What if god and satan are two halves of one? Kind of like Jekyll and Hyde...
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Re: What if God does not like suck asses and he is specifically testing YOU?
I secretly wondered about this.
It seems that the people with 'balls' get better lives here.

But, what if being an asshole is being rewarded by satan?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15215384


What if god and satan are two halves of one? Kind of like Jekyll and Hyde...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3558872


well if everything is an aspect of God so must evil be.
"For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return"
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Re: What if God does not like suck asses and he is specifically testing YOU?
Those who follow the Bible and or religious texts are suck asses deserving of lights out, while those you do the opposite are the ones God desires as they have brass balls and individuality?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3558872


Why would God have such a humanistic opinion on people?

Brass balls? Suck asses?

God didn't come up with these ideas, people did.

I'd like to assume that if there is a God, he's not quite so narrow minded as to only like brass ball non suck asses. That seems very petty and immature for such a divine being.
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Re: What if God does not like suck asses and he is specifically testing YOU?
I secretly wondered about this.
It seems that the people with 'balls' get better lives here.

But, what if being an asshole is being rewarded by satan?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15215384


Thats why so many christians have loads of cash...they adulterate..look down on others..condemn others to torture with a smug arrogance that belies description..they lie and cheat and steal..and blab verses to justify it all..so satan..REWARDS his own with mansions..and millions..and "Blessings"..

The REAL followers of God usually have nothing..are nobodies..are used and abused..live in poverty..and are hated for their COURAGE for standing up to the FAKE followers of God.
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Re: What if God does not like suck asses and he is specifically testing YOU?
Those who follow the Bible and or religious texts are suck asses deserving of lights out, while those you do the opposite are the ones God desires as they have brass balls and individuality?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3558872


Why would God have such a humanistic opinion on people?

Brass balls? Suck asses?

God didn't come up with these ideas, people did.

I'd like to assume that if there is a God, he's not quite so narrow minded as to only like brass ball non suck asses. That seems very petty and immature for such a divine being.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27308713


Well, would you as king enjoy suck asses surrounding you, or those willing to tell you like it is? I prefer the later. If we are made in gods image, well then...
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12/10/2012 07:28 PM
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Re: What if God does not like suck asses and he is specifically testing YOU?
You mean like the clay telling the potter, why did you make me this way?

That kind of telling him like it is?

lol....
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12/10/2012 07:35 PM
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Re: What if God does not like suck asses and he is specifically testing YOU?
You mean like the clay telling the potter, why did you make me this way?

That kind of telling him like it is?

lol....
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Isn't Abraham held up as a biblical example for us? He questioned God right to His face in Genesis 18. "Shall not the God of all the earth do right?" God answered him each time. It kind of seems like He can bear up under our puny scrutiny without snapping, yes?
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Re: What if God does not like suck asses and he is specifically testing YOU?
You mean like the clay telling the potter, why did you make me this way?

That kind of telling him like it is?

lol....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


Isn't Abraham held up as a biblical example for us? He questioned God right to His face in Genesis 18. "Shall not the God of all the earth do right?" God answered him each time. It kind of seems like He can bear up under our puny scrutiny without snapping, yes?
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Very good point.

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