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beer might be the best medicine on the planet

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/10/2012 08:04 PM
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beer might be the best medicine on the planet
does what nothing else on the planet can do for me.

makes me sane.

with all these talk about herbs, weed, vitamins, super foods, ect

that stuffs all good and all, but the most important vitamin in my tool chest, is beer.

if used moderately and respectfully as a medicine, it can be extremely beneficial
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12/10/2012 08:08 PM
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Re: beer might be the best medicine on the planet
hops will rot yer insides
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12/10/2012 08:10 PM
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Re: beer might be the best medicine on the planet
hops will rot yer insides
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lol when someone has something like that to say u know you might be on the right track beer is good
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Re: beer might be the best medicine on the planet
hops will rot yer insides
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Link?
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12/10/2012 08:11 PM
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Re: beer might be the best medicine on the planet
IF used moderately and respectfully. Take a look at the world now.. abused abused abused. It's not weed/vitamins/alcohol that screws us over, its the people themselves using it and ABUSING it. But yea I agree with you it could help you when not abused.
Infinite Jewelz
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12/10/2012 08:19 PM
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Re: beer might be the best medicine on the planet
Yea, its good at making your face turn yellowish around the eyes and such. Yellow nice wrinkles.
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12/10/2012 08:19 PM
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Re: beer might be the best medicine on the planet
Or atleast when you binge drink.
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12/10/2012 08:22 PM
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Re: beer might be the best medicine on the planet
IF used moderately and respectfully. Take a look at the world now.. abused abused abused. It's not weed/vitamins/alcohol that screws us over, its the people themselves using it and ABUSING it. But yea I agree with you it could help you when not abused.
 Quoting: Infinite Jewelz


organic beer sits next to my vitamins and herbs my cupboard, it's a medicine

any medicine can be abused
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12/10/2012 08:24 PM
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Re: beer might be the best medicine on the planet
doctor

"take this zoloft"

me

"no thanks mate, ill just drink a couple craft organic brewed brewskies, no need to panic doc, ill be just fine"
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12/10/2012 08:46 PM
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Re: beer might be the best medicine on the planet
Red wine is best, a micro brew is second. gdub
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12/10/2012 08:54 PM
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Re: beer might be the best medicine on the planet
a little beer and a lot of weed, is all anyone will ever need
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12/18/2012 02:08 AM
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Re: beer might be the best medicine on the planet
I got this in an email a few years ago:

"If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214! Based on the above, the best current investment play is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American male walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. This means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be an American!"
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12/18/2012 06:17 AM
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Re: beer might be the best medicine on the planet
hops will rot yer insides
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Link?
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[link to www.google.com (secure)]
indiandave

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12/18/2012 06:27 AM

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Re: beer might be the best medicine on the planet
I got this in an email a few years ago:

"If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214! Based on the above, the best current investment play is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American male walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. This means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be an American!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15488325


Now that was funny!

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.