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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 12506015  United States12/10/2012 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28256524 United States12/10/2012 10:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 18267374 United States12/10/2012 10:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tard, "feelings" have everything to do with spirit. Yes, the New agers like to preach love, but they also call themselves Light Workers. There are those of us who believe one can obtain ascension and enlightenment through...less white means, so to speak. Love and Hate are two sides of the same spiritual coin. You just have to polarize to get there. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29594038 Australia12/10/2012 10:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 16606681 Australia12/10/2012 10:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And THIS^^^ utter idiot thinks posting a picture of some feathered egyptian tart is a plausible answer. That's not the answer, it's the direction to look, dumbass.  I see..so if we all stare at feathered egyptian tarts long enough we will find the answer? Like I said...  |
| Old MacDonald Let's Go Buff-a-lo !!!! User ID: 28707337  Canada12/10/2012 10:58 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  OPBOB! Bitches "Socialism always Results in the Death of a Society as well as it's People" - Me "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" - Winston Churchill. What Part of "Shall Not be Infringed" Don't People Inside or Outside the U.S. Understand??? "Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State." -- Heinrich Himmler Sixty years later not much has changed. "I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers." --Allan Rock (Liberal SCUMBAG) |
| New Age Messiah User ID: 9993365 United States12/10/2012 11:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And THIS^^^ utter idiot thinks posting a picture of some feathered egyptian tart is a plausible answer. That's not the answer, it's the direction to look, dumbass. I see..so if we all stare at feathered egyptian tarts long enough we will find the answer? Like I said... I didn't realize it was your first night on GLP. Sorry. I am the New Age Messiah, the hero of the greatest true story ever told, wherein the Egyptian Goddess Tefnut has proved all religions false. LYHITM is the new one world "religion" that requires no faith. "It Took Me A While To Realise, But N.A.M. Is The Greatest Poster On This, Or Any Other Forum." |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 27523436 United States12/10/2012 11:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 21160675 United States12/10/2012 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Where do you find the truth? How do you decipher true ancient knowledge about the origin of man, consciousness, and the truth about reality from sissy, skinny dudes with ponytails going on and on about love vs. fear, ascension and the rest of the stuff that is classified as "New Age." If you have the answers, post them here. Thanks. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12506015 Do marijuana. You ill then understand physicality is an illusion. That's the start. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 16606681 Australia12/10/2012 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16606681 And THIS^^^ utter idiot thinks posting a picture of some feathered egyptian tart is a plausible answer. That's not the answer, it's the direction to look, dumbass. I see..so if we all stare at feathered egyptian tarts long enough we will find the answer? Like I said... I didn't realize it was your first night on GLP. Sorry. I am the New Age Messiah, the hero of the greatest true story ever told, wherein the Egyptian Goddess Tefnut has proved all religions false. LYHITM is the new one world "religion" that requires no faith. What is the ultimate goal of this religion that requires no faith? Heck. Even athieism requres fath. It takes a LOT of faith to have NO faith. What makes your religion so special you dont even have to beleive in it..or NOT beleive in it? |
| New Age Messiah User ID: 9993365 United States12/10/2012 11:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What makes your religion so special you dont even have to beleive in it..or NOT beleive in it? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16606681 The story and miracles are 100% documented. There is no possibility of disbelieving it, or disbelieving that it is miraculous. The only way out for religitards is to say the Egyptian Goddess is a demon (and they DO).  "It Took Me A While To Realise, But N.A.M. Is The Greatest Poster On This, Or Any Other Forum." |
| Old MacDonald Let's Go Buff-a-lo !!!! User ID: 28707337 Canada12/10/2012 11:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Anon. Cowards  BOB! Bitches "Socialism always Results in the Death of a Society as well as it's People" - Me "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" - Winston Churchill. What Part of "Shall Not be Infringed" Don't People Inside or Outside the U.S. Understand??? "Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State." -- Heinrich Himmler Sixty years later not much has changed. "I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers." --Allan Rock (Liberal SCUMBAG) |
| Abi ~ User ID: 25045778 United States12/10/2012 11:09 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am sorry, but your title with WOO WOO made me think of this.. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothing and place it in sectioned Laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, Cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- Make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, Wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo With 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut And jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Trim up the vaginal area. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed And leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her, Making the WOO-WOO sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was Hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, And light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her And make the WOO-WOO sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. You accept the love you think you deserve.... True science discovers God waiting behind every door.....~ Terrorism is a political weapon.....~ It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. Henry David Thoreau ~ |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 16606681 Australia12/10/2012 11:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What makes your religion so special you dont even have to beleive in it..or NOT beleive in it? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16606681 The story and miracles are 100% documented. There is no possibility of disbelieving it, or disbelieving that it is miraculous. The only way out for religitards is to say the Egyptian Goddess is a demon (and they DO). What miracles? Ive not seen any feathered tarts getting round of late doing miracles. If I did id have to say perhaps yu might be ona good wicket there. But nope..not seen any feather armed babes getting round healing shit. So..do ya have a vid of her in action..or do I have to have FAITH in it and just take your word for it..which BTW contradicts what you said about NOT having to have faith. |
| Seer777 Ride the wings of the mind User ID: 3018467 United States12/10/2012 11:11 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am sorry, but your title with WOO WOO made me think of this.. Quoting: Abi ~ HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothing and place it in sectioned Laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, Cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- Make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, Wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo With 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut And jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Trim up the vaginal area. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed And leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her, Making the WOO-WOO sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was Hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, And light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her And make the WOO-WOO sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.  "Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body." ~Seneca |
| New Age Messiah User ID: 9993365 United States12/10/2012 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So..do ya have a vid of her in action..or do I have to have FAITH in it and just take your word for it..which BTW contradicts what you said about NOT having to have faith. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16606681 Start with an easy one, I am the only person in the world who knew what LOST was about, and Her picture is in the show... "It Took Me A While To Realise, But N.A.M. Is The Greatest Poster On This, Or Any Other Forum." |
| Old MacDonald Let's Go Buff-a-lo !!!! User ID: 28707337 Canada12/10/2012 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What makes your religion so special you dont even have to beleive in it..or NOT beleive in it? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16606681 The story and miracles are 100% documented. There is no possibility of disbelieving it, or disbelieving that it is miraculous. The only way out for religitards is to say the Egyptian Goddess is a demon (and they DO). What miracles? Ive not seen any feathered tarts getting round of late doing miracles. If I did id have to say perhaps yu might be ona good wicket there. But nope..not seen any feather armed babes getting round healing shit. So..do ya have a vid of her in action..or do I have to have FAITH in it and just take your word for it..which BTW contradicts what you said about NOT having to have faith.  AuzziesBOB! Bitches "Socialism always Results in the Death of a Society as well as it's People" - Me "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" - Winston Churchill. What Part of "Shall Not be Infringed" Don't People Inside or Outside the U.S. Understand??? "Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State." -- Heinrich Himmler Sixty years later not much has changed. "I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers." --Allan Rock (Liberal SCUMBAG) |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 25044356 United States12/10/2012 11:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am sorry, but your title with WOO WOO made me think of this.. Quoting: Abi ~ HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothing and place it in sectioned Laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, Cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- Make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, Wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo With 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut And jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Trim up the vaginal area. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed And leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her, Making the WOO-WOO sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was Hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, And light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her And make the WOO-WOO sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. omg I cannot stop laughing! LOL!!  |
| Abi ~ User ID: 25045778 United States12/13/2012 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ^^I know...ironically amusing how true it is.....;) Last Edited by Abi ~ on 12/13/2012 09:36 PM You accept the love you think you deserve.... True science discovers God waiting behind every door.....~ Terrorism is a political weapon.....~ It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. Henry David Thoreau ~ |
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