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Where do you find the truth? How do you decipher true ancient knowledge about the origin of man, consciousness, and the truth about reality from sissy, skinny dudes with ponytails going on and on about love vs. fear, ascension and the rest of the stuff that is classified as "New Age." If you have the answers, post them here. Thanks.
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Look for those answers around you. Look for them in the air and the sky. Look for meaning in the shadows.

Feel, with your soul, and you will find it.
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"claptrap."

It's called New Age CLAPTRAP.
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And THIS^^^ utter idiot thinks posting a picture of some feathered egyptian tart is a plausible answer.

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And THIS^^^ utter idiot thinks posting a picture of some feathered egyptian tart is a plausible answer.
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That's not the answer, it's the direction to look, dumbass. jerkit
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Tard, "feelings" have everything to do with spirit.

Yes, the New agers like to preach love, but they also call themselves Light Workers.

There are those of us who believe one can obtain ascension and enlightenment through...less white means, so to speak.

Love and Hate are two sides of the same spiritual coin. You just have to polarize to get there.
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christianity , islam and jewness were all new age woo woo once.
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And THIS^^^ utter idiot thinks posting a picture of some feathered egyptian tart is a plausible answer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16606681


That's not the answer, it's the direction to look, dumbass. jerkit
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


I see..so if we all stare at feathered egyptian tarts long enough we will find the answer?

Like I said...

putin
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In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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And THIS^^^ utter idiot thinks posting a picture of some feathered egyptian tart is a plausible answer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16606681


That's not the answer, it's the direction to look, dumbass. jerkit
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


I see..so if we all stare at feathered egyptian tarts long enough we will find the answer?

Like I said...

putin
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I didn't realize it was your first night on GLP. Sorry. I am the New Age Messiah, the hero of the greatest true story ever told, wherein the Egyptian Goddess Tefnut has proved all religions false. LYHITM is the new one world "religion" that requires no faith.
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Where do you find the truth? How do you decipher true ancient knowledge about the origin of man, consciousness, and the truth about reality from sissy, skinny dudes with ponytails going on and on about love vs. fear, ascension and the rest of the stuff that is classified as "New Age." If you have the answers, post them here. Thanks.
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Do marijuana. You ill then understand physicality is an illusion. That's the start.
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And THIS^^^ utter idiot thinks posting a picture of some feathered egyptian tart is a plausible answer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16606681


That's not the answer, it's the direction to look, dumbass. jerkit
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


I see..so if we all stare at feathered egyptian tarts long enough we will find the answer?

Like I said...

putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16606681


I didn't realize it was your first night on GLP. Sorry. I am the New Age Messiah, the hero of the greatest true story ever told, wherein the Egyptian Goddess Tefnut has proved all religions false. LYHITM is the new one world "religion" that requires no faith.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


What is the ultimate goal of this religion that requires no faith?

Heck.

Even athieism requres fath.

It takes a LOT of faith to have NO faith.

What makes your religion so special you dont even have to beleive in it..or NOT beleive in it?
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What makes your religion so special you dont even have to beleive in it..or NOT beleive in it?
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The story and miracles are 100% documented. There is no possibility of disbelieving it, or disbelieving that it is miraculous.

The only way out for religitards is to say the Egyptian Goddess is a demon (and they DO). lmao
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Anon. Cowardsfuckoff2
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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I am sorry, but your title with WOO WOO made me think of this..

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
Laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long robe.
If you see husband along the way,
Cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
Make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah,
Wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
With 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut
And jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Trim up the vaginal area.
Rinse off.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
And leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her,
Making the WOO-WOO sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was
Hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
And light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her
And make the WOO-WOO sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~
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What makes your religion so special you dont even have to beleive in it..or NOT beleive in it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16606681

The story and miracles are 100% documented. There is no possibility of disbelieving it, or disbelieving that it is miraculous.

The only way out for religitards is to say the Egyptian Goddess is a demon (and they DO). lmao
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


What miracles?

Ive not seen any feathered tarts getting round of late doing miracles.

If I did id have to say perhaps yu might be ona good wicket there.

But nope..not seen any feather armed babes getting round healing shit.

So..do ya have a vid of her in action..or do I have to have FAITH in it and just take your word for it..which BTW contradicts what you said about NOT having to have faith.
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I am sorry, but your title with WOO WOO made me think of this..

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
Laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long robe.
If you see husband along the way,
Cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
Make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah,
Wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
With 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut
And jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Trim up the vaginal area.
Rinse off.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
And leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her,
Making the WOO-WOO sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was
Hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
And light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her
And make the WOO-WOO sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

 Quoting: Abi ~


lmao



hf
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So..do ya have a vid of her in action..or do I have to have FAITH in it and just take your word for it..which BTW contradicts what you said about NOT having to have faith.
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Start with an easy one, I am the only person in the world who knew what LOST was about, and Her picture is in the show...

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What makes your religion so special you dont even have to beleive in it..or NOT beleive in it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16606681

The story and miracles are 100% documented. There is no possibility of disbelieving it, or disbelieving that it is miraculous.

The only way out for religitards is to say the Egyptian Goddess is a demon (and they DO). lmao
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


What miracles?

Ive not seen any feathered tarts getting round of late doing miracles.

If I did id have to say perhaps yu might be ona good wicket there.

But nope..not seen any feather armed babes getting round healing shit.

So..do ya have a vid of her in action..or do I have to have FAITH in it and just take your word for it..which BTW contradicts what you said about NOT having to have faith.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16606681


yakAuzzies
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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I am sorry, but your title with WOO WOO made me think of this..

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
Laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long robe.
If you see husband along the way,
Cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
Make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah,
Wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
With 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut
And jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Trim up the vaginal area.
Rinse off.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
And leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her,
Making the WOO-WOO sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was
Hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
And light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her
And make the WOO-WOO sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

 Quoting: Abi ~


omg I cannot stop laughing! LOL!!

cruise
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^^I know...ironically amusing how true it is.....;)

Last Edited by Abi ~ on 12/13/2012 09:36 PM
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Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~
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I have been looking into "new age" teachings, as a way to expand my spiritual growth, not as a groundwork to base it off of.

I believe that all the answers can be found within, if I am honest with myself. That I need to follow and take what feels good for me, and leave the rest. I learn from many of sources.

Recently I've learned a meditation practice from Drunvalo Melchizadek that has drastically helped me in an area that I have been seeking.
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Where do you find the truth? How do you decipher true ancient knowledge about the origin of man, consciousness, and the truth about reality from sissy, skinny dudes with ponytails going on and on about love vs. fear, ascension and the rest of the stuff that is classified as "New Age." If you have the answers, post them here. Thanks.
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Truth is in the heart, not the mind
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Christ = Truth. Fuq all you faggots who deny this irrefutable FACT.

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