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The beard club needs you!

 
Bearded Brute
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12/10/2012 11:53 PM
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The beard club needs you!
I'm starting the beard club (the official beard club, not some rank phony beard club). Doctrine:

1- Beards separate the men from the nancy boys.
2- Beards are a big fuck you to others who would find offense in a stately beard.
3- Beards are functional.
4- Beards can conceal things (see: functional).
5- Beards come naturally - don't believe me? Stop shaving and see what happens.

You in?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/11/2012 12:02 AM
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Midnight beard bump.
ewan
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12/11/2012 12:02 AM
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You in?
wisc_natureboy
I pee outside.

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12/11/2012 12:04 AM

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I'm in.


[link to www.youtube.com]
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We all breathe the same air.
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(love/all)
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/11/2012 12:05 AM
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Excellent.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Low budget website to follow shortly. Please keep this thread handy as I will post the link here.
Anonymous Coward
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12/11/2012 12:11 AM
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Take back the beard, take back the world~
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/11/2012 12:13 AM
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Take back the beard, take back the world~
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2344374


Yup. One of the benefits of a stately beard is the authority that comes with it.

Wield it wisely, after all - you have a beard and people look up to you.
Perseus7

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12/11/2012 12:14 AM
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/11/2012 12:19 AM
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 Quoting: Perseus7


Fucking awesome. Thanks for your contribution!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/11/2012 04:26 PM
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Tuesday beard bump.
ANHEDONIC

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12/11/2012 04:28 PM

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You're late to the game OP... I started my End Of The World Beard about 6 months ago.

tounge

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/11/2012 04:31 PM
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You're late to the game OP... I started my End Of The World Beard about 6 months ago.

tounge
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Can I count you in then? When mine gets long enough it will be able to join with yours (and others) in order to read each others thoughts, like in Avatar...
BioReaper
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12/11/2012 04:35 PM

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I like the old testament prophet, bearded biker look. I may grow one myself.
So much, for the glory of Rome.
Skjegg
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12/11/2012 04:38 PM
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Wien they Ask: why do you have a beard?
That is a stupid question. That's like asking why do I have a head, legs and feet and arms.

Why do you not have a beard.

I like having a beard, I was made this way.
ANHEDONIC

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12/11/2012 04:39 PM

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You're late to the game OP... I started my End Of The World Beard about 6 months ago.

tounge
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Can I count you in then? When mine gets long enough it will be able to join with yours (and others) in order to read each others thoughts, like in Avatar...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28872708


Yes, count me in.... A Bitchin' Bearded Brotherhood....

charlie

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/11/2012 04:42 PM
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Excellent. As stated prior, cheap low budget website is in the works. Stay tuned ladies...
hf
jonk754

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12/11/2012 04:46 PM
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"A man does not grow a beard, a beard grows a man"

I am in.
Anonymous Coward
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12/11/2012 04:47 PM
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hhhmmmm. i do have a beard......but forming a club about it seems to take away from the manliness
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12/11/2012 04:50 PM
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"A man does not grow a beard, a beard grows a man"

I am in.
 Quoting: jonk754


That my friend, is going to be the Beard Clubs motto.

Thank you!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/11/2012 04:51 PM
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hhhmmmm. i do have a beard......but forming a club about it seems to take away from the manliness
 Quoting: Oyster


The beard club accepts open and concealed carry. No worries.

You in or out?
Anonymous Coward
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12/11/2012 04:52 PM
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Neil Fallon is charter member # 001....

Anonymous Coward
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12/11/2012 04:52 PM
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Skjegg og Bart
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12/11/2012 04:54 PM
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But I can't grow a beard. Not in my genetics. alone
Anonymous Coward
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12/11/2012 04:54 PM
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[link to www.youtube.com] your lucky mr drummer.. we saw the id..
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/11/2012 05:03 PM
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But I can't grow a beard. Not in my genetics. alone
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


Sorry, you can't join then.

Have you thought about scrapbooking or knitting?
Jasper

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12/11/2012 05:11 PM
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glpuncle
:killerglp2:
Anonymous Coward
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12/11/2012 05:15 PM
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fan of beards on men here, but not longer then 2 inches..... :)

It does separate men from the boys.....
Writemeaticket Red

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12/11/2012 05:17 PM

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So you're saying you're gay and need a fake wife?
"Don't be a Chihuahua, bro."
ANHEDONIC

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12/11/2012 05:35 PM

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In another couple of months I hope to be able to house a small family of humming birds.

charlie


P.S. Chuck Norris approves of this thread thumbs

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Anonymous Coward
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12/11/2012 05:41 PM
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i got the Albert Pike look going.

2nd year in a row!!!

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