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Is Jesse James the biggest douche in the history of bike building?

 
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"Any one of those dummies can't hold a candle to my skillset."
lmao!
He said that on a commercial for the show your talking about.
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Jesse may be a douche but he builds his bikes from scratch fabricating most of the parts. The other just buy the shit and bolt it together.

He had the best bike last year and was right when he said he builds real bikes not just showpieces like the Teutels.

Paul Jr.s bike last year had a small token gas tank that would run out of gas after a few miles. Jesse's was normal.
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Do you put any original though into your posts or do you just repeat whatever Jesse says. Jesse doesn't build anything, his employees do. He probably couldn't even assemble a bicycle from Target.
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Jesse started out as a one man shop with West Coast Choppers, dumbass.
He's the best in the business.
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"Any one of those dummies can't hold a candle to my skillset."
lmao!
He said that on a commercial for the show your talking about.
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Jesse may be a douche but he builds his bikes from scratch fabricating most of the parts. The other just buy the shit and bolt it together.

He had the best bike last year and was right when he said he builds real bikes not just showpieces like the Teutels.

Paul Jr.s bike last year had a small token gas tank that would run out of gas after a few miles. Jesse's was normal.
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Do you put any original though into your posts or do you just repeat whatever Jesse says. Jesse doesn't build anything, his employees do. He probably couldn't even assemble a bicycle from Target.
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Jesse started out as a one man shop with West Coast Choppers, dumbass.
He's the best in the business.
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Ha, Ha! Suck it, Jesse-tards. The best in the business? Is that why he ended up outside the top two on the biker buildoff? Jesse is a joke. OCC and the American Chopper show took the custom bike industry to a level that had never been seen before. Jesse ended up unable to compete in that industry so he closed up shop.
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Re: Is Jesse James the biggest douche in the history of bike building?
paul teutul jr kicked his ass in a build off
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paul teutul jr kicked his ass in a build off
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Yep, two years in a row now. The funny thing is that this time Jesse ended up outside the top two. The Gas Monkey guys were in second. Jesse didn't look too pleased about that.
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paul teutul jr kicked his ass in a build off
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Yep, two years in a row now. The funny thing is that this time Jesse ended up outside the top two. The Gas Monkey guys were in second. Jesse didn't look too pleased about that.
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Does anyone know if Paul Sr has been sick? He's lost a lot of weight. When they were showing clips of the early years of American Chopper, Paul Sr was clearly a huge guy. Now he looks like a shriveled up old man.
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Jesse's bike looked like ass...

Wasn't a fan of Senior's bike either.

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Jesse and Honey Boo-Boo would make a perfect pair
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I personally think that Jesse is a total douche. However, that dude from Gas Monkey's that got into it with Jesse is a total dick. It looked like Jesse was ready to kick his ass and the Gas Monkey guy looked scared. Then he tells Paul Sr that he looks a lot smaller in person. What a fucking asshole. Paul Sr lost a ton of weight due to health issues. A few years back Paul Sr was twice the size he is now. Even at the size he is now and at his advanced age he could probably still kick that Gas Monkey guy's ass.
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I'm sitting here watching the Biker Buildoff on the Discovery Channel and am beside myself. While all the other teams are struggling to build bikes, Jesse is just sitting there telling everyone how great he is. What a fucking douche! I have never heard anyone brag about themselves as much as Jesse. He says everyone else's stuff is crap and he and his stuff is so great. Then he has to call in guys to help him finish his projects because he is unable to do so himself.

I have come to the conclusion that Jesse James is a fucking joke.
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My conclusion: Jesse James is cool. OP sucks.
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I'm sitting here watching the Biker Buildoff on the Discovery Channel and am beside myself. While all the other teams are struggling to build bikes, Jesse is just sitting there telling everyone how great he is. What a fucking douche! I have never heard anyone brag about themselves as much as Jesse. He says everyone else's stuff is crap and he and his stuff is so great. Then he has to call in guys to help him finish his projects because he is unable to do so himself.

I have come to the conclusion that Jesse James is a fucking joke.
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My conclusion: Jesse James is cool. OP sucks.
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My conclusion: you are a total douche just like Jesse James.
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I personally think that Jesse is a total douche. However, that dude from Gas Monkey's that got into it with Jesse is a total dick. It looked like Jesse was ready to kick his ass and the Gas Monkey guy looked scared. Then he tells Paul Sr that he looks a lot smaller in person. What a fucking asshole. Paul Sr lost a ton of weight due to health issues. A few years back Paul Sr was twice the size he is now. Even at the size he is now and at his advanced age he could probably still kick that Gas Monkey guy's ass.
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The guy with the long beard is a cool cat.

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Jesse and Honey Boo-Boo would make a perfect pair
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I actually like Honey Boo-Boo; most of her "problems" are due to her being raised the way she was; what is Jesse's excuse?????????
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Jesse may be a douche but he builds his bikes from scratch fabricating most of the parts. The other just buy the shit and bolt it together.

He had the best bike last year and was right when he said he builds real bikes not just showpieces like the Teutels.

Paul Jr.s bike last year had a small token gas tank that would run out of gas after a few miles. Jesse's was normal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3609599


Do you put any original though into your posts or do you just repeat whatever Jesse says. Jesse doesn't build anything, his employees do. He probably couldn't even assemble a bicycle from Target.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28740939


Jesse started out as a one man shop with West Coast Choppers, dumbass.
He's the best in the business.
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Ha, Ha! Suck it, Jesse-tards. The best in the business? Is that why he ended up outside the top two on the biker buildoff? Jesse is a joke. OCC and the American Chopper show took the custom bike industry to a level that had never been seen before. Jesse ended up unable to compete in that industry so he closed up shop.
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Yes, the Teutels simply have the more experience.
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You guys are all fools, anybody with half a brain knows that Jesse is by far the most talented person in that competition. Occ and PJD use teams of people to build bikes, that combined do not have the talent of Jesse James both relying on water jets and pre-fabricated parts to build their bikes. Gmg did only restore a pretty sweet bike and the one guy seems like a good mechanic the Richard dude is just a douche, like sr. And jr. Reaping the benefits of a well talented team. You take Jesse sr jr and Richard and have them each individually build a bike from scratch (no picking frames off the shelf) and a year to construct only Jesse would finish
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You guys are all fools, anybody with half a brain knows that Jesse is by far the most talented person in that competition. Occ and PJD use teams of people to build bikes, that combined do not have the talent of Jesse James both relying on water jets and pre-fabricated parts to build their bikes. Gmg did only restore a pretty sweet bike and the one guy seems like a good mechanic the Richard dude is just a douche, like sr. And jr. Reaping the benefits of a well talented team. You take Jesse sr jr and Richard and have them each individually build a bike from scratch (no picking frames off the shelf) and a year to construct only Jesse would finish
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I think you missed the part where Jesse was the only one who failed to meet the deadline. As for PJD and OCC using teams, well, so too does Jesse and he still could not meet his deadlines. I've met people like Jesse who say that they are great this and great that. In the end, they are only great talkers. That's it and that's all that Jesse is - a no talent shit talker.
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Forget the 'bike bulding'...he'd be a DOUCHE no matter what career choice he made...serious mental issues, imho.
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I'm sitting here watching the Biker Buildoff on the Discovery Channel and am beside myself. While all the other teams are struggling to build bikes, Jesse is just sitting there telling everyone how great he is. What a fucking douche! I have never heard anyone brag about themselves as much as Jesse. He says everyone else's stuff is crap and he and his stuff is so great. Then he has to call in guys to help him finish his projects because he is unable to do so himself.

I have come to the conclusion that Jesse James is a fucking joke.
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To be fair it isn't his series, perhaps the fucks from the other builds that are finished should get their collectives asses down there to lend him a hand so it does get finished.
I still think the first one to build a front wheel drive chopper is going to win for 1 year straight.
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You guys are all fools, anybody with half a brain knows that Jesse is by far the most talented person in that competition. Occ and PJD use teams of people to build bikes, that combined do not have the talent of Jesse James both relying on water jets and pre-fabricated parts to build their bikes. Gmg did only restore a pretty sweet bike and the one guy seems like a good mechanic the Richard dude is just a douche, like sr. And jr. Reaping the benefits of a well talented team. You take Jesse sr jr and Richard and have them each individually build a bike from scratch (no picking frames off the shelf) and a year to construct only Jesse would finish
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I think you missed the part where Jesse was the only one who failed to meet the deadline. As for PJD and OCC using teams, well, so too does Jesse and he still could not meet his deadlines. I've met people like Jesse who say that they are great this and great that. In the end, they are only great talkers. That's it and that's all that Jesse is - a no talent shit talker.
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Actually reminds me of a no-talent upholstery guy who everyone used to think was so great. His name was Jimmy Carter and had a shop called JC Upholstery. I had him redo the interior in my Camaro and it took him six months to finish. The quality was shitty, so-so design, and slow as fuck. He eventually went out of business. In short, he was a no-talent big mouth who couldn't meet deadlines. Suck it Jesse and suck it Jimmy.
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Forget the 'bike bulding'...he'd be a DOUCHE no matter what career choice he made...serious mental issues, imho.
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Like there are none on the OCC Series lol Probably a new syndrome by itself.

Considering the type of bike he is building is there any track stats for the bikes?

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Forget the 'bike bulding'...he'd be a DOUCHE no matter what career choice he made...serious mental issues, imho.
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Like there are none on the OCC Series lol Probably a new syndrome by itself.

Considering the type of bike he is building is there any track stats for the bikes?
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Egomaniacs, all of them...except Mikey!
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I'm sitting here watching the Biker Buildoff on the Discovery Channel and am beside myself. While all the other teams are struggling to build bikes, Jesse is just sitting there telling everyone how great he is. What a fucking douche! I have never heard anyone brag about themselves as much as Jesse. He says everyone else's stuff is crap and he and his stuff is so great. Then he has to call in guys to help him finish his projects because he is unable to do so himself.

I have come to the conclusion that Jesse James is a fucking joke.
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To be fair it isn't his series, perhaps the fucks from the other builds that are finished should get their collectives asses down there to lend him a hand so it does get finished.
I still think the first one to build a front wheel drive chopper is going to win for 1 year straight.
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Right, it was the fault of the other teams that Jesse didn't finish in time because they didn't help him. LOL!

A front wheel drive chopper? Are you off your medication? That is almost as ridiculous as that four wheel drive electric "thing" that Paul Sr built for the first buildoff.
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Forget the 'bike bulding'...he'd be a DOUCHE no matter what career choice he made...serious mental issues, imho.
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Like there are none on the OCC Series lol Probably a new syndrome by itself.

Considering the type of bike he is building is there any track stats for the bikes?
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Egomaniacs, all of them...except Mikey!
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Mikey is cool. He sure did take a lot of shit from everyone, though. That's most likely why he left the show. He got tired of being everyone's whipping boy.
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Forget the 'bike bulding'...he'd be a DOUCHE no matter what career choice he made...serious mental issues, imho.
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Like there are none on the OCC Series lol Probably a new syndrome by itself.

Considering the type of bike he is building is there any track stats for the bikes?
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Egomaniacs, all of them...except Mikey!
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Mikey is cool. He sure did take a lot of shit from everyone, though. That's most likely why he left the show. He got tired of being everyone's whipping boy.
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They drove the sensitive soul to drink...I hope he overcomes them and the addictions.
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Right, it was the fault of the other teams that Jesse didn't finish in time because they didn't help him. LOL!

A front wheel drive chopper? Are you off your medication? That is almost as ridiculous as that four wheel drive electric "thing" that Paul Sr built for the first buildoff.
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I didn't say that at all, I said being that he couldn't finish go lend a hand instead. I understand that may be a foreign concept for you.

Front wheel drive is easy with chopper parts, but the tranny in front of the engine and the fat tire in front of the trans. The rider sits behind the engine in a position that at speed he is out of he wind, in town he can stand on the seat, same handle bar setup that a jet-ski has.

Working Model 2D can crunch the physics with just adding a rough model so the best balance is not just trial and error, plus crash dynamics are cheaper. Over the engine is probably better than under it in the case of a crash like stop, yes?
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Like there are none on the OCC Series lol Probably a new syndrome by itself.

Considering the type of bike he is building is there any track stats for the bikes?
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Egomaniacs, all of them...except Mikey!
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Mikey is cool. He sure did take a lot of shit from everyone, though. That's most likely why he left the show. He got tired of being everyone's whipping boy.
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They drove the sensitive soul to drink...I hope he overcomes them and the addictions.
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That sucks. Mickey is a cool cat. I hope he has better luck now that he is away from that kind of element. Hopefully his art business takes off.

I was just remembering something. On one of the Jr vs Sr episodes, Paulie was bitching out Mickey for leaving a few spots of paint in the driveway of their new shop. Ironically, it was that exact kind of thing that drove Paulie to leave OCC. Paulie would make a mess and leave shit everywhere, the old man would bitch about it, and Paulie would threaten to walk out.
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Right, it was the fault of the other teams that Jesse didn't finish in time because they didn't help him. LOL!

A front wheel drive chopper? Are you off your medication? That is almost as ridiculous as that four wheel drive electric "thing" that Paul Sr built for the first buildoff.
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I didn't say that at all, I said being that he couldn't finish go lend a hand instead. I understand that may be a foreign concept for you.

Front wheel drive is easy with chopper parts, but the tranny in front of the engine and the fat tire in front of the trans. The rider sits behind the engine in a position that at speed he is out of he wind, in town he can stand on the seat, same handle bar setup that a jet-ski has.

Working Model 2D can crunch the physics with just adding a rough model so the best balance is not just trial and error, plus crash dynamics are cheaper. Over the engine is probably better than under it in the case of a crash like stop, yes?
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I don't need a lesson on how to build a fwd chopper. The concept is not the problem. The problem is that no one is their right mind would ride a fwd chopper. Get a clue.
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Jesse James is on the cover of Douche magazine!

Check it out: [link to starcasm.net]

Just for the record, I agree that Jesse James is a total douche. However, it isn't because he cheated on Sandra Bullock. Rather, it is because he talks shit non-stop about his competition and then has nothing to back it up. By the way, Sandra Bullock is a no-talent, ugly-ass, worn out whore. That's why she and Jesse make such a good couple.
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Forget the 'bike bulding'...he'd be a DOUCHE no matter what career choice he made...serious mental issues, imho.
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Like there are none on the OCC Series lol Probably a new syndrome by itself.

Considering the type of bike he is building is there any track stats for the bikes?
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Egomaniacs, all of them...except Mikey!
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mikey rules
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I don't need a lesson on how to build a fwd chopper. The concept is not the problem. The problem is that no one is their right mind would ride a fwd chopper. Get a clue.
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So how far on 10 gallons of gas, sitting low just aft of the front wheel center-line?
You are aware of the limitations in braking ability of a standard chopper config right? No need to draw a diagram showing a bigger tire up front is better, having most of the weight close is also going to help.
Plus you get 3 springs before the riders seat. (no hands once moving at speed, lean) Burger NP, sip of a beer, NP GPS route finder NP, type on the go NP, the list goes on and on.

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I don't need a lesson on how to build a fwd chopper. The concept is not the problem. The problem is that no one is their right mind would ride a fwd chopper. Get a clue.
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So how far on 10 gallons of gas, sitting low just aft of the front wheel center-line?
You are aware of the limitations in braking ability of a standard chopper config right? No need to draw a diagram showing a bigger tire up front is better, having most of the weight close is also going to help.
Plus you get 3 springs before the riders seat. (no hands once moving at speed, lean) Burger NP, sip of a beer, NP GPS route finder NP, type on the go NP, the list goes on and on.
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Dude, people ride choppers because they are fast and look cool. Fuck convience. If you want to build a bike with conveniences, go work for Honda.

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