Taking "Religitard" Seriously...I mean, SERIOUSLY. Guy builds full size Noah's Ark

But does he have a calendar?

invent his own calendar?

Now, let's see the clusterfuck get two of EVERY lifeform on the planet into it...then I'll believe the bible. :-)

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I guess he didn't read the part of the Bible that says...
God will never again destroy the earth by flood.


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Yeah right. It's not "full size" if he can't safely transport two of every living thing in there. A single forest worth of diversity would fill a tanker, including everything you need to support it.

You try telling a religitard that! Man, they will come up with some way to defend their cherished beliefs...

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Pop Quiz:

Noah had more than two of some animals...
can anyone here tell me why [without searching] ??


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EVERY lifeform wasn't present on the Ark. Why would there be fish ON the boat. You've built a nice strawman.

7 couples (CLEAN) 2 couples (UNCLEAN) animals.

What if it wasn't literally 2 of every animal, but a gene bank with the male and female chromosome sets of each species? :P

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Congrats on the right answer.

If you answered without an internet search, I'm impressed. :)


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We study the bible every week. Read Torah - Revelation every year.

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The answer serves to prove God's Law existed way before Moses.


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As it was written on man's heart in the garden and would've been passed down from Adam to Noah to Avraham to Israel to Moshe who finally wrote it all down for us.

Ok, so let's see...Aquatic life comprises fresh and saltwater so there wouod HAVE to have been one or the other onboard.
Which one's were 'abandoned' and which were saved ( in tanks on the ark?)?
Come on, buddy boy!
There's no strawman required.
All that's needed is common sense. Something the religious lack.
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Because he and his inbred family enjoyed bestiality and would regularly wear out their favourites ;-)

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God's Law doesn't seem to be written on many GLP hearts...
or the majority of hearts in this, the end of the age.

"As in the days of Noah... "



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Always back up your argument about scripture with? That's right ,folks.
More scripture!
People have been bad since the beginning...

This automagically makes atheists 'smarter' for claiming another person lacks common sense?

Sadly, yes...

new age douchebag

In 1988, Robert May, an evolutionary biologist at the University of Oxford, observed that the diversity of land animals increases as they get smaller. He reasoned that we probably have found most of the species of big animals, like mammals and birds, so he used their diversity to calculate the diversity of smaller animals. He ended up with an estimate 10 to 50 million species of land animals.
[link to www.nytimes.com]

Ok...gather up just 1 (one) million species.
Now, walk them up a gangplank until all of them have boarded a boat.

If you hustled them in there REALLY fast, and didn't sleep, or stop for any reason...say 1 species per second...that's 31 years. Now you have, at a minimum, 279 years left to finish.

Ah, ah, ahhhhh....no napping.

When the compiler of the Genesis 5 numbers calculated the years/seasons data in years and tenths of years, he used one of several number systems then in common use. He used one or more archaic number sign for tens, a different sign for units and a different sign for tenths. This is called sign-value notation. A scribe familiar with these archaic signs might still have difficulty interpreting them correctly if he did not know in which number system they were written and the context in which they were written. Hundreds of years later during the Old Babylonian period (1800-1600 BC), when a different scribe translated these numbers into cuneiform in the classical Sumerian sexagesimal number system, he erroneously assumed that the archaic numbers were written in the Sumerian proto-sexagesimal number system designed for counting discrete objects such as animals, when actually the numbers were originally written in a number system designed for counting volumes of grain. This error converted tens of years to hundreds, years to tens of years, tenths of years to years, and also inflated the ages at death. Genesis 5 was based on these mistranslated numbers.

Attempts to justify the large numbers of Genesis 5, even by those who dismiss them as mythical, are often based on the still larger numbers found in the Sumerian King Lists which have tens of thousands of years for each king before the flood. These cuneiform tablets give the numbers in shar, the cuneiform sign for 3600. For example Ziusudra, the Sumerian Noah, ruled for 10 shar years, usually translated as 36,000 years.

But the sign for year was misunderstood by a scribe who translated the original pre-flood king list into sexagesimal cuneiform numerals. The scribe was apparently not aware that on his received tablet the old U4 diamond-shaped sign that resembled shar was not shar and did not mean 3600. The U4 signs were the old way of writing years.The Sumerian Noah reigned for 10 years, not 10 shar years. The Sumerian king list numbers were mistranslated by an ancient scribe, just as the Genesis 5 numbers were mistranslated by another ancient scribe.
[link to www.noahs-ark-flood.com]

Click here for a table of the reconstructed numbers from Genesis 5.
[link to www.noahs-ark-flood.com]

Good for him. There are many creation museums.

[link to creationmuseums.com]

Forbidden archeology ‪Noah's Ark Found hidden conspiracy.flv


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[Ezechiel (Ezeckiel) [12] And the word of the Lord came to me, saying: [13] Son of man, when a land shall sin against me, so as to transgress grievously, I will stretch forth my hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof: and I will send famine upon it, and will destroy man and beast out of it.

[14] And if these three men, Noe, Daniel, and Job, shall be in it: they shall deliver their own souls by their justice, saith the Lord of hosts.

[15] And if I shall bring mischievous beasts also upon the land to waste it, and it be desolate, so that there is none that can pass because of the beasts:

[16] If these three men shall be in it, as I live, saith the Lord, they shall deliver neither sons nor daughters: but they only shall be delivered, and the land shall be made desolate.

[17] Or if I bring the sword upon that land, and say to the sword: Pass through the land: and I destroy man and beast out of it:

[18] And these three men be in the midst thereof: as I live, saith the Lord God, they shall deliver neither sons nor daughters, but they themselves alone shall be delivered.

[19] Or if I also send the pestilence upon that land, and pour out my indignation upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

[20] And Noe, and Daniel, and Job be in the midst thereof: as I live, saith the Lord God, they shall deliver neither son nor daughter: but they shall only deliver their own souls by their justice.

Don't worry Gods got the encore in store for all of us. The man that built had a vision. If your read the bible it says the shorelines will flood in the end days. Where he built it has a history of flooding.
Look at the world right now. As the days of Noah literally now we have an ark built from the specifics of god. As in the days of Noah.
Buckle up and get ready for the ride my friend.

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