The Official 'Useful Things To Know!' Thread

Little people and people in wheelchairs will headbutt you in the nuts if you piss them off while drunk.

Scooters are not welcome on the highway.

If you live in an apartment, just because it is your bathroom doesn't mean your neighbor can't hear you.

It is proper etiquette when creating a thread entitled, "Useful things to know," to include something useful in the fuckin' post.

If you are driving thru' Texas, have an empty coffee can with secure lid for the kids.