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How to legit sell your soul

 
bradycory
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12/11/2012 02:43 AM
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How to legit sell your soul
If you open this right now me and a friend will try this tonight. what do you do and how does this work we want to know evertyhing we want me apart of the illuminati/skulls or whatever secret society it really is and we will sell our souls to the devil. If there is some sort of ritual of somesort please let us know.
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12/11/2012 02:47 AM
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Re: How to legit sell your soul
Ya gotta strip naked..cover yourself with peanut butter..and dance around in a circle chanting OWA..TA JER..KIAM as fast as you can.

Worked for Bush and Obama.

Oh..and Judethz..they SWEAR by it.
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12/11/2012 03:12 AM
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Start with punctuation


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12/11/2012 03:16 AM
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You better repent for even thinking it
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12/11/2012 03:17 AM
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Too late
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12/11/2012 03:23 AM
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If you seriously want to sell your soul, it's easy. Do what you want to do, and the Devil will own your soul for free. There's no ceremony, no payoff, no benefit, just a huge loss.
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12/11/2012 03:37 AM
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That's bullshit, you can't sell your soul you could possibly lose it but you don't gain anything.
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12/11/2012 03:41 AM
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One of the things impossible. It belongs to God, not you. Stupid.
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Just kill yourself and you have accomplished what you set out to do.
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If you seriously want to sell your soul, it's easy. Do what you want to do, and the Devil will own your soul for free. There's no ceremony, no payoff, no benefit, just a huge loss.
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Yeah...kinda like being a wage slave with a big debt.
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If you seriously want to sell your soul, it's easy. Do what you want to do, and the Devil will own your soul for free. There's no ceremony, no payoff, no benefit, just a huge loss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1110734


So God gives humans free will and then demands we give it away on threat of eternal torture?

What a sadistic bastard.
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Why are religious people so fucking stupid.
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12/11/2012 04:08 AM
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If you want to entirely serve Satan and "Do as thou wilt." then I have to ask, why bother?

Why serve an evil master? At least be an atheist and don't serve anyone.

If you think serving Satan is better than God, then I see little benefit to doing the former.

If you think God is sadistic, even more sadistic than Satan, then that makes no sense by definition. The only way one could argue would be to deny the definition of either God or Satan or both.

Since no one definitively has proof of an afterlife, then the only valid reason for any belief system is the Eternal Now. If you chose to worship any deity and it poisons your life or those around you, then it's a pretty sad form of spirituality.

If you instead live your life abundantly, do good as much as possible, refrain from evil, and worship Christ, then those on that very narrow definition will probably have a fulfilling life. Note I didn't say happy. Few people are blessed enough to be happy.

I know a lot of evil Christians who relish people burning in the fire of Hell. What sadistic nonsense.

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