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If it's on GLP it is NEVER going to happen!

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/11/2012 04:16 AM
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If it's on GLP it is NEVER going to happen!
It's true and you know it!

So whenever I come on here and see all sorts of doom and gloom...I say "Oof! Crisis averted... It's on GLP. Never going to happen.. like usual."


I call it GLP's Law.
Hellena Handbasket

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12/11/2012 04:17 AM

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Re: If it's on GLP it is NEVER going to happen!
Not this time.
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12/11/2012 04:19 AM
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Re: If it's on GLP it is NEVER going to happen!
oh man. when it starts "happening" you'll be rushing come rushing back.
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12/11/2012 04:22 AM

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Re: If it's on GLP it is NEVER going to happen!
Doom never happens until it happens to you.
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12/11/2012 05:01 AM
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Re: If it's on GLP it is NEVER going to happen!
A landmark study published last Thursday in the Australian Journal of Science, Medicine, and Arachnology, proves once and for all, that OP is indeed a phaggot. The results of the six month long study, while having only been released a few days ago, have already gained widespread acceptance among the scientific community. According to researchers, the study went into great depths and utilized a wide variety of research methods. "We did everything from genetic analysis, to behavioral analysis, to even interviewing the OP's family and friends. All of our collected data points to the same conclusion. That OP is a phaggot." said Professor Big Cockenstein. "In one particular experiment, we sneaked into the OP's home and replaced the hotdogs in his fridge with dildos. Upon returning home, OP proceeded to put the dildos between his buns. And I don't mean hotdog buns."

Even though the study has been proclaimed by the scientific community to be one of the greatest studies of the 21st century, not all members of the public have a positive opinion of it. One man which we interviewed yesterday, said the following: "Why are these kunts wasting money to study something like this? Everyone already knew the answer. You might as well have a study to prove that the sky is blue and that the grass is green." Others were much more happy to see the study completed. "I'm a psychology major and have been following the study for the last 2 months, waiting for the results to be published. I am really happy to see the research back up my own personal observations regarding the OP."

However, no matter what one's opinion of the study may be, one thing is for certain.

The OP is a phaggot. In the words of Professor Big Cockenstein: "It is scientific fact."

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