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Cebu Pacific Best Airline in the World

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/11/2012 04:24 AM
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Cebu Pacific Best Airline in the World
yup flew Cebu heaps and it was neat as
ShenYang
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12/11/2012 05:01 AM
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A landmark study published last Thursday in the Australian Journal of Science, Medicine, and Arachnology, proves once and for all, that OP is indeed a phaggot. The results of the six month long study, while having only been released a few days ago, have already gained widespread acceptance among the scientific community. According to researchers, the study went into great depths and utilized a wide variety of research methods. "We did everything from genetic analysis, to behavioral analysis, to even interviewing the OP's family and friends. All of our collected data points to the same conclusion. That OP is a phaggot." said Professor Big Cockenstein. "In one particular experiment, we sneaked into the OP's home and replaced the hotdogs in his fridge with dildos. Upon returning home, OP proceeded to put the dildos between his buns. And I don't mean hotdog buns."

Even though the study has been proclaimed by the scientific community to be one of the greatest studies of the 21st century, not all members of the public have a positive opinion of it. One man which we interviewed yesterday, said the following: "Why are these kunts wasting money to study something like this? Everyone already knew the answer. You might as well have a study to prove that the sky is blue and that the grass is green." Others were much more happy to see the study completed. "I'm a psychology major and have been following the study for the last 2 months, waiting for the results to be published. I am really happy to see the research back up my own personal observations regarding the OP."

However, no matter what one's opinion of the study may be, one thing is for certain.

The OP is a phaggot. In the words of Professor Big Cockenstein: "It is scientific fact."
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12/11/2012 05:04 AM
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tldr

but i can tell ya the last poster is and will always be a complete *$&%&%(% $%(%*%&$ #*$(()%)$

ahhhh my favourite tounge
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12/11/2012 05:14 AM
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Edited for Accuracy

A landmark study published last Thursday in the Australian Journal of Science, Medicine, and Arachnology, proves once and for all, that OP is indeed a genious. The results of the six month long study, while having only been released a few days ago, have already gained widespread acceptance among the scientific community. According to researchers, the study went into great depths and utilized a wide variety of research methods. "We did everything from genetic analysis, to behavioral analysis, to even interviewing the OP's family and friends. All of our collected data points to the same conclusion. That OP is a genious." said Professor Big Cockenstein. "In one particular experiment, we sneaked into the OP's home and replaced the milk in his fridge with poison. Upon returning home, OP proceeded to put the milk in the sink. And I don't mean for drinking later."

Even though the study has been proclaimed by the scientific community to be one of the greatest studies of the 21st century, not all members of the public have a positive opinion of it. One man which we interviewed yesterday, said the following: "Why are these kunts wasting money to study something like this? Everyone already knew the answer. You might as well have a study to prove that the sky is blue and that the grass is green." Others were much more happy to see the study completed. "I'm a psychology major and have been following the study for the last 2 months, waiting for the results to be published. I am really happy to see the research back up my own personal observations regarding the OP."

However, no matter what one's opinion of the study may be, one thing is for certain.

The OP is a Genius. In the words of Professor Big Cockenstein: "It is scientific fact."
ShenYang
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12/11/2012 05:14 AM
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I have relatives from not so far back that were namibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely shiit yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the shiit that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and shiit but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this shiit for real
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12/11/2012 05:22 AM
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I have relatives from not so far back that were namibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely shiit yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the shiit that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and shiit but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this shiit for real
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shut up idiot id knock u and ur uncle out and u know it
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12/11/2012 05:31 AM
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue

the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I

hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I

apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and

splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately.

The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the

brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically

inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot

survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern

candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or

pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be

a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra

strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its

environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest

of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I

pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding

purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free

1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set

aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we

will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.





GLP