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Australia will look after you

 
Drunkenkungfu
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12/11/2012 06:35 AM
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Australia will look after you
[link to www.youtube.com] Just get on a boat and head here. Paradise
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12/11/2012 06:37 AM
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tie your kangaroo down sport,and fuck it hard.
Drunkenkungfu (OP)

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12/11/2012 06:39 AM
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No roo's here mate, load of money from the government beautiful beaches, G3 network. and no sheep sorry about that but you can bring your own.

Last Edited by Drunkenkungfu on 12/11/2012 06:40 AM
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12/11/2012 06:45 AM

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No roo's here mate, load of money from the government beautiful beaches, G3 network. and no sheep sorry about that but you can bring your own.
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


$10 a beer and $20 for a pack of ciggies.... Just so we can keep the poor people out!
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12/11/2012 06:47 AM
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Re: Australia will look after you
No roo's here mate, load of money from the government beautiful beaches, G3 network. and no sheep sorry about that but you can bring your own.
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


Roos,spiders,snakes,armed police,mistreated aboriginies, shit service at your crap shops,polluted cities,huge government,and underarm bowling.
Fuck off.
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12/11/2012 06:48 AM
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Can I keep a Koala as a pet?
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12/11/2012 06:51 AM
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you can keep a salty if u want ;)
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12/11/2012 06:52 AM
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Can I keep a Koala as a pet?
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If ya like deep cuts and staph infections and like smelling like stale piss all the time..GO for it..
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12/11/2012 06:54 AM
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Can I keep a Koala as a pet?
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LOL a koala would take your head off...no problem.
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12/11/2012 06:55 AM

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No roo's here mate, load of money from the government beautiful beaches, G3 network. and no sheep sorry about that but you can bring your own.
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


Roos,spiders,snakes,armed police,mistreated aboriginies, shit service at your crap shops,polluted cities,huge government,and underarm bowling.
Fuck off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22108680


Not to bad on the earthquake front though..
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12/11/2012 06:55 AM
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Can I keep a Koala as a pet?
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LOL a koala would take your head off...no problem.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29615928


And look out for Hoop Snakes.
Drunkenkungfu (OP)

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12/11/2012 06:55 AM
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Re: Australia will look after you
No roo's here mate, load of money from the government beautiful beaches, G3 network. and no sheep sorry about that but you can bring your own.
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


Roos,spiders,snakes,armed police,mistreated aboriginies, shit service at your crap shops,polluted cities,huge government,and underarm bowling.
Fuck off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22108680


lol Roos i eat spiders fly-spray Armed police no shit, Mistreated Natives well no argument there same shit service as NZ don't kid your self, and last who cares pollution we love.

And you can keep any thing you want ohyeah

But now i am on my little island none of the above at all.

Last Edited by Drunkenkungfu on 12/11/2012 06:56 AM
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12/11/2012 06:58 AM
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Drop bears the best pets.applause2
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12/11/2012 06:58 AM
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No roo's here mate, load of money from the government beautiful beaches, G3 network. and no sheep sorry about that but you can bring your own.
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


Roos,spiders,snakes,armed police,mistreated aboriginies, shit service at your crap shops,polluted cities,huge government,and underarm bowling.
Fuck off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22108680


that's why 3/4 of the kiwi population comes here and bludges off the dole...spiders, snakes cops and underarm bowling doesn't seem to bother them much , eh
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12/11/2012 07:00 AM

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But first you need to pass the customs test.

Feds/eyescan/bomb tracker/fingerprints/money/ did i forget anything?

Oh yeah the above is for America.

I think Australian border security is harder to pass then in America.
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12/11/2012 07:01 AM
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No roo's here mate, load of money from the government beautiful beaches, G3 network. and no sheep sorry about that but you can bring your own.
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


Roos,spiders,snakes,armed police,mistreated aboriginies, shit service at your crap shops,polluted cities,huge government,and underarm bowling.
Fuck off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22108680


that's why 3/4 of the kiwi population comes here and bludges off the dole...spiders, snakes cops and underarm bowling doesn't seem to bother them much , eh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29615928


Are you serious? The dole is only like $224 a week.
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No roo's here mate, load of money from the government beautiful beaches, G3 network. and no sheep sorry about that but you can bring your own.
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


Roos,spiders,snakes,armed police,mistreated aboriginies, shit service at your crap shops,polluted cities,huge government,and underarm bowling.
Fuck off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22108680


that's why 3/4 of the kiwi population comes here and bludges off the dole...spiders, snakes cops and underarm bowling doesn't seem to bother them much , eh
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shitstir2
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12/11/2012 07:01 AM
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Drop bears the best pets.applause2
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


yeah the sound like monsters at night.awesome
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12/11/2012 07:02 AM
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No roo's here mate, load of money from the government beautiful beaches, G3 network. and no sheep sorry about that but you can bring your own.
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


Roos,spiders,snakes,armed police,mistreated aboriginies, shit service at your crap shops,polluted cities,huge government,and underarm bowling.
Fuck off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22108680


that's why 3/4 of the kiwi population comes here and bludges off the dole...spiders, snakes cops and underarm bowling doesn't seem to bother them much , eh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29615928


Are you serious? The dole is only like $224 a week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29612133


yeah i'm fucking serious.

kiwis been comming here for years to bludge on the dole lmao
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12/11/2012 07:04 AM
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Drop bears the best pets.applause2
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


I actually fell for that one and went looking for them.
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12/11/2012 07:06 AM
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Roos,spiders,snakes,armed police,mistreated aboriginies, shit service at your crap shops,polluted cities,huge government,and underarm bowling.
Fuck off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22108680


that's why 3/4 of the kiwi population comes here and bludges off the dole...spiders, snakes cops and underarm bowling doesn't seem to bother them much , eh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29615928


Are you serious? The dole is only like $224 a week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29612133


yeah i'm fucking serious.

kiwis been comming here for years to bludge on the dole lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29615928



Plus all the subsidy's $3 dollar meds cheep weed fuck ya cant go wrong ohno
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that's why 3/4 of the kiwi population comes here and bludges off the dole...spiders, snakes cops and underarm bowling doesn't seem to bother them much , eh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29615928


Are you serious? The dole is only like $224 a week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29612133


yeah i'm fucking serious.

kiwis been comming here for years to bludge on the dole lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29615928



Plus all the subsidy's $3 dollar meds cheep weed fuck ya cant go wrong ohno
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


ohyeah

they luv it here. ROFL
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Drop bears the best pets.applause2
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


I actually fell for that one and went looking for them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22108680



Kinda true when koalas attack its brutal, not much left of my last cat oops2
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Are you serious? The dole is only like $224 a week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29612133


yeah i'm fucking serious.

kiwis been comming here for years to bludge on the dole lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29615928



Plus all the subsidy's $3 dollar meds cheep weed fuck ya cant go wrong ohno
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


ohyeah

they luv it here. ROFL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29615928


ohyeah
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12/11/2012 07:12 AM
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Re: Australia will look after you
But first you need to pass the customs test.

Feds/eyescan/bomb tracker/fingerprints/money/ did i forget anything?

Oh yeah the above is for America.

I think Australian border security is harder to pass then in America.
 Quoting: Tigershield


not if you own a boat mate
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