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There will be NO RAPTURE during any one GLP (nor any other) Christians' lifetime...Absolute guaranteed prediction!

 
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There will be NO RAPTURE during any one GLP (nor any other) Christians' lifetime...Absolute guaranteed prediction!
Refer back here when you're on your deathbed. :-)

Last Edited by BraveNewWorld on 12/11/2012 07:06 AM
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The GLP effect activated. lol
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The GLP effect activated. lol
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hiding FUCK! 5a

Better invest in a Rapture Hatch™ then...
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Re: There will be NO RAPTURE during any one GLP (nor any other) Christians' lifetime...Absolute guaranteed prediction!
Refer back here when you're on your deathbed. :-)
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Maybe a lot of rapes but no rapture .....

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Re: There will be NO RAPTURE during any one GLP (nor any other) Christians' lifetime...Absolute guaranteed prediction!
Christians have that funny way of finding an answer to any question. I bet the next claim is the rapture occurs upon your death. The idiocy never ends.
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Re: There will be NO RAPTURE during any one GLP (nor any other) Christians' lifetime...Absolute guaranteed prediction!
Christians have that funny way of finding an answer to any question. I bet the next claim is the rapture occurs upon your death. The idiocy never ends.
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They never agree on anything so that's quite possible! lol
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Refer back here when you're on your deathbed. :-)
 Quoting: BraveNewWorld


Maybe a lot of rapes but no rapture .....

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The Rapeture??! Uh Oh!
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Re: There will be NO RAPTURE during any one GLP (nor any other) Christians' lifetime...Absolute guaranteed prediction!
Considering the bible in no place mentions anything close to the rapture concept I would tend to agree. What it DOES say is we WILL go through wars and rumors of war, and famine and pestilence and the holy terror that is the four horsemen of the apocalypse. the fun part is you rapture believing morons will not last because you will feel slighted when old man christ doesn't come whisk you away. in fact, the bible doesn't even say any of us ever go to heaven. I am not saying there isn't a heaven identified in the bible, but it is apparently a pretty exclusive club to God and his immediate friends and family. It says in the bible in the end times...or beginning of the next time, the new jerusalem will come down out of the clouds after we are judged ( in the clouds with Jesus not in heaven) and we will all live happily ever after for a thousand years...ON EARTH.

but that just goes to show you why I am pretty positive that religion is a bunch of bullshit anyway, given there long history of telling people cutsey comfy bullshit to keep them throwing dollars at them...holy shit the clergy is just like strippers!!!
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Re: There will be NO RAPTURE during any one GLP (nor any other) Christians' lifetime...Absolute guaranteed prediction!
what are you talking about, the rapture happened already.

The chosen have been taken into heaven, if you've been left behind obviously you were unworthy.

End times are now in effect, that is all.
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well then so are you :)
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Re: There will be NO RAPTURE during any one GLP (nor any other) Christians' lifetime...Absolute guaranteed prediction!
The second coming most likely will. Call it the rapture if you like.

We are approaching 2000 years from the cross.
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The second coming most likely will. Call it the rapture if you like.

We are approaching 2000 years from the cross.
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What? No jebus? Ooooooh nooooooooooo! lol
You're so right. No rapture, no jesus but a whole lot of doom! hah!
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Re: There will be NO RAPTURE during any one GLP (nor any other) Christians' lifetime...Absolute guaranteed prediction!
Rapture- Harpazo=Taken Up..

rev:4.1 RAPTURE. Where Does it say Church AFTER Rev:4.1?
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Anther bunch of doubters who have never called on His amazing name!!!

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