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Your F@>king Horoscope.......

 
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more like a stalker with too much cpu time on his hands

been hacking peoples shit lately??

fuking wanker
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?? Sagittarius
 Quoting: prodlikegod


cruise
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12/11/2012 09:11 PM
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selfish prick here with obsessive tendencies
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I am so totally a selfish prick!! Hahaha.
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Another selfish prickless twat here!
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where are all the rest of the stubborn arseholes?... oh wait.. they're being stubborn....
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Re: Your F@>king Horoscope.......
Actually, this is how your 'Zodiac' plays out...reassess your insults.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20
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im kookoo for koko puffs !crazyjak
baffle m with briliance,or startle m with stupidity. everbody outta the pool.
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where are all the rest of the stubborn arseholes?... oh wait.. they're being stubborn....
 Quoting: Citizenperth


You have a beauty of a face there Sir Citizen, can you tell us what your rising sign is? :)
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Actually, this is how your 'Zodiac' plays out...reassess your insults.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15257059


sidereal?
this makes me a pisces.

although tropically, my Aries Sun is in 12th house Pisces so it's watered down anyway.

I sound like a selfish prick now lol.
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12/11/2012 09:29 PM
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i refuse to be capricorn

what the fuck is ophiucus
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Re: Your F@>king Horoscope.......
Actually, this is how your 'Zodiac' plays out...reassess your insults.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15257059


sidereal?
this makes me a pisces.

although tropically, my Aries Sun is in 12th house Pisces so it's watered down anyway.

I sound like a selfish prick now lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15390403


Try as I might to accommodate the Ophiuchus theory, it stands like a backdrop behind the continuity of Scorpio and Sagittarius. Same goes for standing rulerships of equinoxes and solstices including their symbols & rulerships of quickened life, fecundity, justice and winter slumber. Imagine Leo symbolising grape/wheat harvest. Can't do it.
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gemini-annoying attention whore fit SO perfectly for this female gemini i know i had to laugh
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gemini-annoying attention whore fit SO perfectly for this female gemini i know i had to laugh
 Quoting: SaintLunatic


Aw, bet you're funny though when it comes to wit. Hm.
How many books do you have laying open at the same time?
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Aries.........Selfish Prick

Taurus........Stubborn Arsehole

Gemini........Annoying Attention Whore

Cancer........ Mopey Jerk

Leo...........Egotistical Douche bag

Virgo.........Neurotic Bitch

Libra.........Derelict

Scorpio.......Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius...Awkward Fuck Tard

Capricorn.....Greedy Emo

Aquarius......Perverted Psychopath

Pisces........Whiny Bimbo
chorus
 Quoting: prodlikegod


5 star + pin im Virgo and happen to be neurotic -no joke
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Actually, this is how your 'Zodiac' plays out...reassess your insults.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15257059


sidereal?
this makes me a pisces.

although tropically, my Aries Sun is in 12th house Pisces so it's watered down anyway.

I sound like a selfish prick now lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15390403


Try as I might to accommodate the Ophiuchus theory, it stands like a backdrop behind the continuity of Scorpio and Sagittarius. Same goes for standing rulerships of equinoxes and solstices including their symbols & rulerships of quickened life, fecundity, justice and winter slumber. Imagine Leo symbolising grape/wheat harvest. Can't do it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213681


nope... i'm still a stubborn arsehole.... :) GRIN.... makes sense... i wouldn't have moved even if it made me... see?...

Last Edited by Citizenperth on 12/11/2012 09:51 PM
It's life as we know it, but only just.
My Fukushima Site:
[link to citizenperth.wordpress.com]
sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie

GLP's best Fuku thread: Thread: *** Fukushima *** and other nuclear-----updates and links
twitter: @citizenperth
“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
- Albert Einstein
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Actually, this is how your 'Zodiac' plays out...reassess your insults.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15257059


sidereal?
this makes me a pisces.

although tropically, my Aries Sun is in 12th house Pisces so it's watered down anyway.

I sound like a selfish prick now lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15390403


Try as I might to accommodate the Ophiuchus theory, it stands like a backdrop behind the continuity of Scorpio and Sagittarius. Same goes for standing rulerships of equinoxes and solstices including their symbols & rulerships of quickened life, fecundity, justice and winter slumber. Imagine Leo symbolising grape/wheat harvest. Can't do it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213681


Forgot to add, Ophiuchus takes the liberty of displacing every other sign, not the same as sidereal which would displace them even more by 24-degrees backwards.
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Actually, this is how your 'Zodiac' plays out...reassess your insults.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15257059


sidereal?
this makes me a pisces.

although tropically, my Aries Sun is in 12th house Pisces so it's watered down anyway.

I sound like a selfish prick now lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15390403


Try as I might to accommodate the Ophiuchus theory, it stands like a backdrop behind the continuity of Scorpio and Sagittarius. Same goes for standing rulerships of equinoxes and solstices including their symbols & rulerships of quickened life, fecundity, justice and winter slumber. Imagine Leo symbolising grape/wheat harvest. Can't do it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213681


nope... i'm still a stubborn arsehole.... :) GRIN.... makes sense... i wouldn't have moved even if it made me... see?...
 Quoting: Citizenperth


Sure way to drive a stubborn arsehole livid is to move the glass that holds their toothbrush 2 inches. :D
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sidereal?
this makes me a pisces.

although tropically, my Aries Sun is in 12th house Pisces so it's watered down anyway.

I sound like a selfish prick now lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15390403


Try as I might to accommodate the Ophiuchus theory, it stands like a backdrop behind the continuity of Scorpio and Sagittarius. Same goes for standing rulerships of equinoxes and solstices including their symbols & rulerships of quickened life, fecundity, justice and winter slumber. Imagine Leo symbolising grape/wheat harvest. Can't do it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213681


nope... i'm still a stubborn arsehole.... :) GRIN.... makes sense... i wouldn't have moved even if it made me... see?...
 Quoting: Citizenperth


Sure way to drive a stubborn arsehole livid is to move the glass that holds their toothbrush 2 inches. :D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213681


lol.. we kill for less...... ;)
It's life as we know it, but only just.
My Fukushima Site:
[link to citizenperth.wordpress.com]
sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie

GLP's best Fuku thread: Thread: *** Fukushima *** and other nuclear-----updates and links
twitter: @citizenperth
“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
- Albert Einstein
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Aries.........Selfish Prick

Taurus........Stubborn Arsehole

Gemini........Annoying Attention Whore

Cancer........ Mopey Jerk

Leo...........Egotistical Douche bag

Virgo.........Neurotic Bitch

Libra.........Derelict

Scorpio.......Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius...Awkward Fuck Tard

Capricorn.....Greedy Emo

Aquarius......Perverted Psychopath

Pisces........Whiny Bimbo
chorus
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Well you can derelict my balls mother f**ker
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Fuck off,dickwad. You are an embarrasment to the tunic.
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Mopey jerk, here.

Bummer. . .

buttohyeah
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
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Annoying Attention Whore
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Apologize ahead of time, but I can't resist:

Aries~ ignores advice refusing to change course even as the iceberg slices into the bow and water is pouring into the hold.

Taurus~ known for exhaustive tomes that nobody reads like Freud's professed expertise that every damn thing is a sexual dilemma while his own active period lasted just 8 years.

Gemini~ So whacked they can hardly get through the day.
They prowl neighborhoods at night driving slowly, lights off open garage doors & ongoing bicycle stealing opportunities.

Cancer~ Hides recipes from their own children, including numerous secret stashes of money and candy like an alcoholic's frequent visits to the car in the driveway.

Leo~ Majestic barrel-chested self proclaiming exhibitionists, who spend their weekends bullying the little league.

Virgo~ Can't stop reminding the poor and downtrodden just how poor and downtrodden they actually are. Make excellent prison guards carrying and conspicuously jingling a giant ring of keys.

Libra~ Love people but their eyes begin to burn and water when standing too close to them in elevators.

Scorpio~ Bites the hand that feeds them and every other hand they can reach. Believe in a two eyes for an eye kind of vengeance.

Sagittarius~ Constantly looking under the bed for the key to their lover's chastity belt or lover, whichever happens first. Flirts with everyone all the while clinging to nice safe skirt.

Capricorn~ Due to their boorish predictable habits, tend to live short lives which is usually a relief to all concerned.

Aquarius~ Professed egalitarians who obsess over minor purchases, and go blank during explosive holocausts except to go back to polishing their nails amid calls for help.

Pisces~ The zodiacs youngest child, always getting mugged and losing their keys.
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Oh, and from my recently deceased cancer mother oft expressed:
"I can't stomach that person"

Got stomach cancer, I swear..lived another 28 years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213681


Not surprising. Ancient astrologers believed that each astrological sign influenced a specific part of the body. The zodiac sign, Cancer, is attributed to the stomach, diaphragm, breasts, thoracic duct, and lymph system.

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Oh, and from my recently deceased cancer mother oft expressed:
"I can't stomach that person"

Got stomach cancer, I swear..lived another 28 years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213681


Not surprising. Ancient astrologers believed that each astrological sign influenced a specific part of the body. The zodiac sign, Cancer, is attributed to the stomach, diaphragm, breasts, thoracic duct, and lymph system.
 Quoting: nutmeg


That's the point, this case is too classic.
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Egotastic douche bag in the house bitches!!!!!!!
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clappa
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Apologize ahead of time, but I can't resist:

Aries~ ignores advice refusing to change course even as the iceberg slices into the bow and water is pouring into the hold.

Taurus~ known for exhaustive tomes that nobody reads like Freud's professed expertise that every damn thing is a sexual dilemma while his own active period lasted just 8 years.

Gemini~ So whacked they can hardly get through the day.
They prowl neighborhoods at night driving slowly, lights off open garage doors & ongoing bicycle stealing opportunities.

Cancer~ Hides recipes from their own children, including numerous secret stashes of money and candy like an alcoholic's frequent visits to the car in the driveway.

Leo~ Majestic barrel-chested self proclaiming exhibitionists, who spend their weekends bullying the little league.

Virgo~ Can't stop reminding the poor and downtrodden just how poor and downtrodden they actually are. Make excellent prison guards carrying and conspicuously jingling a giant ring of keys.

Libra~ Love people but their eyes begin to burn and water when standing too close to them in elevators.

Scorpio~ Bites the hand that feeds them and every other hand they can reach. Believe in a two eyes for an eye kind of vengeance.

Sagittarius~ Constantly looking under the bed for the key to their lover's chastity belt or lover, whichever happens first. Flirts with everyone all the while clinging to nice safe skirt.

Capricorn~ Due to their boorish predictable habits, tend to live short lives which is usually a relief to all concerned.

Aquarius~ Professed egalitarians who obsess over minor purchases, and go blank during explosive holocausts except to go back to polishing their nails amid calls for help.

Pisces~ The zodiacs youngest child, always getting mugged and losing their keys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213681


rofl
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I'm a perverted psychopath
just for the record
crazyjak
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Me, Taurus- Stubborn Bitch, more like it.
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Egotastic douche bag in the house bitches!!!!!!!
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Not as Egoistic and douchy as me...!peace

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