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Man Who Did Surive A Tornado Praises Jesus Then The House Falls Apart

 
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Man Who Did Surive A Tornado Praises Jesus Then The House Falls Apart
Kind of Ironic...

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (WIAT) -- Heavy rain from Monday morning's storms collapsed portions of the ceiling at a Birmingham home and it was all captured on video! Clint Thornton was being interviewed by…
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Maybe because the Messiahs name isn't "Je'sus" ?

Jesus is derivative of ZEUS, you can thank the pagan Romans for giving you that name. So he got what he called for.

The Messiahs name is YASHAYAH which means SAVIOUR/SAVE/DELIVER.
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Maybe because the Messiahs name isn't "Je'sus" ?

Jesus is derivative of ZEUS, you can thank the pagan Romans for giving you that name. So he got what he called for.

The Messiahs name is YASHAYAH which means SAVIOUR/SAVE/DELIVER.
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Maybe because the Messiahs name isn't "Je'sus" ?

Jesus is derivative of ZEUS, you can thank the pagan Romans for giving you that name. So he got what he called for.

The Messiahs name is YASHAYAH which means SAVIOUR/SAVE/DELIVER.
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jerkit
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Egypt was DESTROYED by the God of the Hebrews, so go take a walk kid.
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Heterosexual pride!

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Hmm add the number of his address 2309 = 14...Dec 14th warning?
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Oh please someone do an auto tune remix of this one, it's begging for it.

I picture a gospel kinda beat.

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bump for Jesus...
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What is so funny about someones home being destroyed?i DO SEE THE IRONY BUT THIS ISNT FUNNY AT ALL.I hope your home gets destroyed OP!ahole
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That's funny stuff when someone's personal property is destroyed, huh BRIEF?

Or would it not be quite as funny if they were a member of your local Klan chapter?
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What is so funny about someones home being destroyed?i DO SEE THE IRONY BUT THIS ISNT FUNNY AT ALL.I hope your home gets destroyed OP!ahole
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Well doesn't that make you an asshole...asshole...hahaha
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What is so funny about someones home being destroyed?i DO SEE THE IRONY BUT THIS ISNT FUNNY AT ALL.I hope your home gets destroyed OP!ahole
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This is a riot on several levels...but
the thing that struck me about the
tornado survivor being interviewed is
that....his roof collapses, there looks
to be a FIRE IN THE KITCHEN and his wife
is screaming.....But he is SO INTENT
ON BEING INTERVIEWED that he doesn't
respond to the needs of his family as
the house is collapsing!

Maybe this guy ISN'T such a good Christian
after all?
Who knows! I just know if I were this guy's
wife, I'd be furious he didn't come check
out his family and tell that interviewer to
come back later!
Cheers!
SK


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That his house held together during a tornado is worthy of praise.
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Thanks Jesus! He saved that man yet again with this interview...otherwise he might have been in his living room when the roof collapsed! Praise God!
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lol, notice after the roof collapsed he didn't mention jebus again, he said "by the grace of God, God" it's like he knew..
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Hmm add the number of his address 2309 = 14...Dec 14th warning?
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Hmm add the number of his address 2309 = 14...Dec 14th warning?

Hmm add the number of his address 2309 = 14...Dec 14th warning?

Hmm add the number of his address 2309 = 14...Dec 14th warning?

Hmm add the number of his address 2309 = 14...Dec 14th warning?
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Hmm add the number of his address 2309 = 14...Dec 14th warning?
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Hmm add the number of his address 2309 = 14...Dec 14th warning?

Hmm add the number of his address 2309 = 14...Dec 14th warning?

Hmm add the number of his address 2309 = 14...Dec 14th warning?

Hmm add the number of his address 2309 = 14...Dec 14th warning?
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We gotta watch for the number and add them to find clues!
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The Show MUST go on!
Eu não posso viver Eu não posso respirar, a menos que você faça isso comigo
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That's funny stuff when someone's personal property is destroyed, huh BRIEF?

Or would it not be quite as funny if they were a member of your local Klan chapter?
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nah, still just as funny...
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Hmm add the number of his address 2309 = 14...Dec 14th warning?
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hmm nice catch
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Seriously....some ceiling drywall fell in, that's all!
God Is! We're not! Let's knock off all the nonsense!
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Seriously....some ceiling drywall fell in, that's all!
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Clearly it was a sign from the Debil...
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Right as a jet does a H.A.R.R.P. drive by overhead... gaah
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:Nelsonhaha49823:
 Quoting: BRIEF


That's funny stuff when someone's personal property is destroyed, huh BRIEF?

Or would it not be quite as funny if they were a member of your local Klan chapter?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055574


nah, still just as funny...
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hidb
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Kind of Ironic...

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (WIAT) -- Heavy rain from Monday morning's storms collapsed portions of the ceiling at a Birmingham home and it was all captured on video! Clint Thornton was being interviewed by…
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Ain't nobody got time for that.... [link to www.youtube.com]
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he should not have been praising that devil.
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he should not have been praising that devil.
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wtf
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Whats with the Eagle on the mail box it stood out to me anyways.
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now caaaaaaalm down neddily diddly diddly diddly

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