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It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys

 
Thor's Hamster

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Davids used buttplugs were going for sale on ebay in a box collection it was disgusting.

and it came with a free bonus pair of dirty underwear with a brown skidmark which was uncalled for.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16641816


That 'brown skidmark' is 4th density ectoplasm leftover from David's sacred Brown Kachina! You should consider yourself most fortunate to even get a glimpse of such a thing!
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LOL!!!!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Davids used buttplugs were going for sale on ebay in a box collection it was disgusting.

and it came with a free bonus pair of dirty underwear with a brown skidmark which was uncalled for.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16641816


That 'brown skidmark' is 4th density ectoplasm leftover from David's sacred Brown Kachina! You should consider yourself most fortunate to even get a glimpse of such a thing!
 Quoting: Davy Wicklecockstein 1277549


"Ascension underwear"

with davids high frequency shit mark you too can become a 4th density dragqueen. Just slip on the magnetic underwear and feet your root chakra stimulated.

"the most important tool in this package is the buttplug" says david "without my specially prepared buttplug the stain the underwear won't get a proper hold of your root chakra without butt stimulation, this all goes back to the ancient mayans, Do this on december 21st, and Ascension is practially unstoppable" says david and he reloads his batteries.
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Davids used buttplugs were going for sale on ebay in a box collection it was disgusting.

and it came with a free bonus pair of dirty underwear with a brown skidmark which was uncalled for.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16641816


That 'brown skidmark' is 4th density ectoplasm leftover from David's sacred Brown Kachina! You should consider yourself most fortunate to even get a glimpse of such a thing!
 Quoting: Davy Wicklecockstein 1277549


"Ascension underwear"

with davids high frequency shit mark you too can become a 4th density dragqueen. Just slip on the magnetic underwear and feet your root chakra stimulated.

"the most important tool in this package is the buttplug" says david "without my specially prepared buttplug the stain the underwear won't get a proper hold of your root chakra without butt stimulation, this all goes back to the ancient mayans, Do this on december 21st, and Ascension is practially unstoppable" says david and he reloads his batteries.
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lol lolsign rofl
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12/12/2012 08:17 PM
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The reason David Wilcock hasn't made any appearances lately is because he has been busy on his new invention: the manpon -- the male tampon, for those messy mornings after a night at the leather bar.
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I wonder if he forsees much anal tearing in his near future .
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The reason David Wilcock hasn't made any appearances lately is because he has been busy on his new invention: the manpon -- the male tampon, for those messy mornings after a night at the leather bar.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


I wonder if he forsees much anal tearing in his near future .
 Quoting: Masamune 29739292


LOL!

For Christmas, I'm considering getting Wilcock a gift certificate for an anal bleaching.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Davy Wicklecockstein (OP)
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12/13/2012 12:40 AM
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Thread: This Is The Wilcock Fanboyz Wishing David Wilcock\Ra - The Father Of The White Race - A Happy Father's Day

I never knew David built the Egyptian pyramids and is also the father of the white race!

Truly a legend in his own mind!
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
Google just published 2012's most searched for topics in different catagories and the whole Maya end-date/ascension/disclosure topic is nowhere to be found.

Let's face it: most people already got bored with '2012' ca. 2010, they're more interested in Honey Boo-Boo, Kate Middleton and gagnam style nowadays.
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
Guys, David Wilcock himself is distancing himself from Dec. 21 (the date that he's been proclaiming will ABSOLUTELY BE THE DAY WE ALL ASCEND/THE ALIENS COME DOWN/THE ILLUMINATI ARE FUCKED) by saying things like "Oh, yeah, nothing has to happen on the 21st but if it does that's cool."

This is the date that he's based his entire new website (Divine Cosmos; ask him about Ascension 2000 and how well that worked out) on for years now and now, rather than getting stoked that the 'paradigm shift' is only 10 days away, David's starting to back away and go "Hold on a minute, let's not expect too much to happen..."

I know for a fact that after 21 comes and goes with no aliens/raptures/whatever, David will claim the day was just a 'window' or the beginning of a 'new era' that will surely culminate, once again, with Ascension or Disclosure or what have you.

Face it: David Wilcock has a new book coming out in 2013, he's still working on his movie, he's still set to appear on Ancient Aliens in 2013, he's got his very own TV show in the works now, and he's scheduled out more seminars and conferences into 2013. Does that sound like the schedule of a man who believes the world will change forever by the end of the year?

He knows nothing's going to happen. He knows that he has to start damage control RIGHT NOW so as to not lose too many of his precious, truly believin' sheep.

Watch for Divine Cosmos to either be taken down or rebranded after this Ascension date passes. David did a similar thing in 2000 after his claims of a Y2K Ascension fell flat.

This man isn't trying to 'fight the good fight,' or spread spiritual enlightenment. He's trying to take your money. Would a real lightworker market themselves with the arrogant title of 'Ascended Master,' or insist on making people pay to learn all their spiritual tips and tricks?

Wilcock is as Cobra, is as Ben Fulford, is as Poof, is as Drake...

Now tell me: just how service-to-others oriented does he sound to you?
 Quoting: Davy Wicklecockstein 1277549
Well he did provide services to others when he was a male prostitute!
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
Yes, the Real Mayans think he's a quack too...

[link to mnhopkins.blogspot.se]
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12/13/2012 01:36 PM
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
"I AMMM. one with you in your ass.
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
float <-----David Wilcock during his Ascension Conference.

crisco + butt = bananasex <-----David Wilcock AFTER the conference.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


ohyeah

Don't even get me started on David's personal collection of ancient alien artifacts he uses to stimulate his sacral chakra to the point of energetic release.

I hear they're capable of producing vibrations so intense, most normal humans wouldn't be able to put up with them for more than a few seconds.
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lmao
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David looks like he's channeling the famous alien queen Derpina in that photo.
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lolsign

His facial expression looks like he just eased down on a giant, black dong, balls deep.
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lolatu
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16641816


David looks like he's channeling the famous alien queen Derpina in that photo.
 Quoting: Davy Wicklecockstein 1277549


lolsign

His facial expression looks like he just eased down on a giant, black dong, balls deep.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


To accomplish such a physical impressive feat, he had to unhinge his jaw like a snake.

This raises the important question: is David part Reptilian? We know he has an affinity for shoving small rodents inside himself, though he sometimes gets his holes mixed up.
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Davids used buttplugs were going for sale on ebay in a box collection it was disgusting.

and it came with a free bonus pair of dirty underwear with a brown skidmark which was uncalled for.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16641816
That brown mark was the mystical brown kachina.ohno
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The reason David Wilcock hasn't made any appearances lately is because he has been busy on his new invention: the manpon -- the male tampon, for those messy mornings after a night at the leather bar.
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Davids used buttplugs were going for sale on ebay in a box collection it was disgusting.

and it came with a free bonus pair of dirty underwear with a brown skidmark which was uncalled for.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16641816


That 'brown skidmark' is 4th density ectoplasm leftover from David's sacred Brown Kachina! You should consider yourself most fortunate to even get a glimpse of such a thing!
 Quoting: Davy Wicklecockstein 1277549


lolatu
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The reason David Wilcock hasn't made any appearances lately is because he has been busy on his new invention: the manpon -- the male tampon, for those messy mornings after a night at the leather bar.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


I wonder if he forsees much anal tearing in his near future .
 Quoting: Masamune 29739292


LOL!

For Christmas, I'm considering getting Wilcock a gift certificate for an anal bleaching.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


lmaoyak
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Google just published 2012's most searched for topics in different catagories and the whole Maya end-date/ascension/disclosure topic is nowhere to be found.

Let's face it: most people already got bored with '2012' ca. 2010, they're more interested in Honey Boo-Boo, Kate Middleton and gagnam style nowadays.
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The reason David Wilcock hasn't made any appearances lately is because he has been busy on his new invention: the manpon -- the male tampon, for those messy mornings after a night at the leather bar.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


I wonder if he forsees much anal tearing in his near future .
 Quoting: Masamune 29739292


He forsees much anal tearing in his REAR future.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
David said the only way he was able to survive that fateful night gone wrong in Oakland was due to the powers of his brown kachina. They asked the doctor who performed the anal reconstructive surgery and he said it was a miracle David survived. He had never seen someone's anus stretched out so bad. The doc also said that David's anus began glowing a glorious golden brown during the operation. Then everyone heard a rumbling in the operation room. They thought it was a mild earthquake. Then outta nowhere a geyser of man jam came flying out of the brown kachina and put a whole clean through the ceiling.

They said David just started giggling after it happened and said, 'I am Ra, and I am the bearer of the brown kachina foretold in ancient prophecy'
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The reason David Wilcock hasn't made any appearances lately is because he has been busy on his new invention: the manpon -- the male tampon, for those messy mornings after a night at the leather bar.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


I wonder if he forsees much anal tearing in his near future .
 Quoting: Masamune 29739292


He forsees much anal tearing in his REAR future.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster
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David said the only way he was able to survive that fateful night gone wrong in Oakland was due to the powers of his brown kachina. They asked the doctor who performed the anal reconstructive surgery and he said it was a miracle David survived. He had never seen someone's anus stretched out so bad. The doc also said that David's anus began glowing a glorious golden brown during the operation. Then everyone heard a rumbling in the operation room. They thought it was a mild earthquake. Then outta nowhere a geyser of man jam came flying out of the brown kachina and put a whole clean through the ceiling.

They said David just started giggling after it happened and said, 'I am Ra, and I am the bearer of the brown kachina foretold in ancient prophecy'
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David said the only way he was able to survive that fateful night gone wrong in Oakland was due to the powers of his brown kachina. They asked the doctor who performed the anal reconstructive surgery and he said it was a miracle David survived. He had never seen someone's anus stretched out so bad. The doc also said that David's anus began glowing a glorious golden brown during the operation. Then everyone heard a rumbling in the operation room. They thought it was a mild earthquake. Then outta nowhere a geyser of man jam came flying out of the brown kachina and put a whole clean through the ceiling.

They said David just started giggling after it happened and said, 'I am Ra, and I am the bearer of the brown kachina foretold in ancient prophecy'
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The excitement over the forthcoming movie, "Not Without MY Cock (aka, Return To Oakland) is reaching heights only before seen when "Buzz Lightyear: The Anus And Beyond!", premiered in a West Hollywood "grind-house theater", on a Sunday afternoon, in '11.

We take you, now, to a TV studio, in Canoga Park, where a number of marginal celebrity presenters, and some movie critics, are discussing the film;

[Moderator, Christy Canyon] - So, guys, whaddya think?

[Justin Spooge, Movie Critic for the LA Bender] - Well, Christy, looks like Gayvid has pulled off a sensational wank, right here. Gnomesayin'? He's eased it all on down in a hydraulic, well-lubed descent that would make Tarantino puce with envy!

[Christy Canyon] - Nicely observered, Justin. And, what about you, Lula Lubovich?

[Lula Lubovich, lesbian lube developer] - I haf to dizagee wit Justin! Dis movie suckz! Gayvid Ra-Cock shames himself by hiz total ignorance ov Ben-Wa Ballz, da Female Orgazm, and lube!

[Christy Canyon] - Over to you, Byron Assmunch, for the weather!
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Hey, are we all still invited to his 2013 "I told you so party?" Funny how he no longer has that up on his site anymore.
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it's still on his myspace profile!

[link to www.myspace.com]

You are hereby invited to the big I-told-ya-so party after 2012. See my free online video "The 2012 Enigma" to get your boarding passes!

[link to a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com]

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The excitement over the forthcoming movie, "Not Without MY Cock (aka, Return To Oakland) is reaching heights only before seen when "Buzz Lightyear: The Anus And Beyond!", premiered in a West Hollywood "grind-house theater", on a Sunday afternoon, in '11.

We take you, now, to a TV studio, in Canoga Park, where a number of marginal celebrity presenters, and some movie critics, are discussing the film;

[Moderator, Christy Canyon] - So, guys, whaddya think?

[Justin Spooge, Movie Critic for the LA Bender] - Well, Christy, looks like Gayvid has pulled off a sensational wank, right here. Gnomesayin'? He's eased it all on down in a hydraulic, well-lubed descent that would make Tarantino puce with envy!

[Christy Canyon] - Nicely observered, Justin. And, what about you, Lula Lubovich?

[Lula Lubovich, lesbian lube developer] - I haf to dizagee wit Justin! Dis movie suckz! Gayvid Ra-Cock shames himself by hiz total ignorance ov Ben-Wa Ballz, da Female Orgazm, and lube!

[Christy Canyon] - Over to you, Byron Assmunch, for the weather!
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Thread: BREAKING:First Hand Account Of David Wilcock and Kerry Fatsidy working on the new release of Jaguar for Davids new CD 'Wanderer Awakening II'
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