It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys

The reason David Wilcock hasn't made any appearances lately is because he has been busy on his new invention: the manpon -- the male tampon, for those messy mornings after a night at the leather bar.

Davids used buttplugs were going for sale on ebay in a box collection it was disgusting.

and it came with a free bonus pair of dirty underwear with a brown skidmark which was uncalled for.

Davids used buttplugs were going for sale on ebay in a box collection it was disgusting.

and it came with a free bonus pair of dirty underwear with a brown skidmark which was uncalled for.

That 'brown skidmark' is 4th density ectoplasm leftover from David's sacred Brown Kachina! You should consider yourself most fortunate to even get a glimpse of such a thing!

The reason David Wilcock hasn't made any appearances lately is because he has been busy on his new invention: the manpon -- the male tampon, for those messy mornings after a night at the leather bar.

Guys, David Wilcock himself is distancing himself from Dec. 21 (the date that he's been proclaiming will ABSOLUTELY BE THE DAY WE ALL ASCEND/THE ALIENS COME DOWN/THE ILLUMINATI ARE FUCKED) by saying things like "Oh, yeah, nothing has to happen on the 21st but if it does that's cool."

This is the date that he's based his entire new website (Divine Cosmos; ask him about Ascension 2000 and how well that worked out) on for years now and now, rather than getting stoked that the 'paradigm shift' is only 10 days away, David's starting to back away and go "Hold on a minute, let's not expect too much to happen..."

I know for a fact that after 21 comes and goes with no aliens/raptures/whatever, David will claim the day was just a 'window' or the beginning of a 'new era' that will surely culminate, once again, with Ascension or Disclosure or what have you.

Face it: David Wilcock has a new book coming out in 2013, he's still working on his movie, he's still set to appear on Ancient Aliens in 2013, he's got his very own TV show in the works now, and he's scheduled out more seminars and conferences into 2013. Does that sound like the schedule of a man who believes the world will change forever by the end of the year?

He knows nothing's going to happen. He knows that he has to start damage control RIGHT NOW so as to not lose too many of his precious, truly believin' sheep.

Watch for Divine Cosmos to either be taken down or rebranded after this Ascension date passes. David did a similar thing in 2000 after his claims of a Y2K Ascension fell flat.

This man isn't trying to 'fight the good fight,' or spread spiritual enlightenment. He's trying to take your money. Would a real lightworker market themselves with the arrogant title of 'Ascended Master,' or insist on making people pay to learn all their spiritual tips and tricks?

Wilcock is as Cobra, is as Ben Fulford, is as Poof, is as Drake...

Now tell me: just how service-to-others oriented does he sound to you?

<-----David Wilcock during his Ascension Conference.

+ = <-----David Wilcock AFTER the conference.

David looks like he's channeling the famous alien queen Derpina in that photo.

His facial expression looks like he just eased down on a giant, black dong, balls deep.

Davids used buttplugs were going for sale on ebay in a box collection it was disgusting.

and it came with a free bonus pair of dirty underwear with a brown skidmark which was uncalled for.

I wonder if he forsees much anal tearing in his near future .

The reason David Wilcock hasn't made any appearances lately is because he has been busy on his new invention: the manpon -- the male tampon, for those messy mornings after a night at the leather bar.

I wonder if he forsees much anal tearing in his near future .