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It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys

 
Davy Wicklecockstein (OP)
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12/20/2012 01:08 PM
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Last post before I have to go, you know, do real life stuff.

Ready for your closeup, 'Lil Cock? Here's some rare photos of David, friends and family. Bonus: you get to learn that not only is David the reincarnation of basically every famous person in history, but so is everyone he knows! A worthy read:

[link to forum.bodybuilding.com]

Here's a post from Project Avalon showing David from his days in Heaven's Gate:

[link to projectavalon.net]

Here's a whole Project Avalon thread about some of Gayvid's failed predictions, in case any of his fanboys still come to this thread (we haven't given up on you, yet):

[link to projectavalon.net]


I'd say the thread from Bodybuilding.com is the best one for the pictures of his kin, alone. Derpiness seems to run in the family.
Mister_Worlwide

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12/20/2012 01:25 PM
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
Edgar Allen Poe
Gayvid Edgar RaCock
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lmao
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...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Mister_Worlwide

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12/20/2012 01:26 PM
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Does anybody know what David's schedule looks like for today?

Because this morning I took some LSD, opened my Third Eye and Brown Kachina, and used remote viewing to spy on him in his groovy California mansion.

Unfortunately, all I caught him doing was fapping to footage of himself being interviewed for some Russian documentary. Needless to say I hauled astral ass out of there before that sick imagery was forever burned onto my third eye.

wtf

[link to www.divinecosmos.com]
 Quoting: Davy Wicklecockstein 1277549
lmaolollmao
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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12/20/2012 01:26 PM
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Thread: BREAKING: Barney Frank Seen Leaving David Wilcock's DivineCosmos compound?

BRB, trying to find a hilarious thread about David Wilcock I read on another forum.
 Quoting: Davy Wicklecockstein 1277549


lmao
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Davy Wicklecockstein (OP)
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12/21/2012 09:56 AM
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
December 21st is on!

At first I was pretty excited because I thought all the Wilcock worshippers had been raptured to another density. Then I checked his site to find out I was sadly wrong.

That's the real doom; the fanboys are still here!
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12/21/2012 10:14 AM
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
yay!!! this thead is back =0)
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Noo ohnoterrible that they still believe his shit.
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12/22/2012 07:58 AM
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
Thor's Hamster and OP get back into this thread!
rockon
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Guys, you may want to look into this report... the suspect resembles a familiar character if you know what I mean...

Thread: Sperm bank robbed, authorities baffled
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bump
Davy Wicklecockstein (OP)
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12/24/2012 12:44 AM
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
OP's final update:

I am going to post a link to this thread in the comment section of David's last article.

Let's see if his mods (who claim to not censor any comments, at all) publish it.

David dun goofed. No mass arrests, no aliens, no ascension, no new monetary system. Nothing he, Keenan, Fulford, or any of his other ASSociates' claims have come to fruition.

In closing, let me just state this:

In the wake of an uneventful December 21st, it's time you Wilcock fanboys take a long, hard look in the mirror and say to yourself...

I've been cocked.

[link to www.youtube.com]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a sperm bank robbery to investigate.
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12/24/2012 12:45 AM
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OP's final update:

I am going to post a link to this thread in the comment section of David's last article.

Let's see if his mods (who claim to not censor any comments, at all) publish it.

David dun goofed. No mass arrests, no aliens, no ascension, no new monetary system. Nothing he, Keenan, Fulford, or any of his other ASSociates' claims have come to fruition.

In closing, let me just state this:

In the wake of an uneventful December 21st, it's time you Wilcock fanboys take a long, hard look in the mirror and say to yourself...

I've been cocked.

[link to www.youtube.com]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a sperm bank robbery to investigate.
 Quoting: Davy Wicklecockstein 1277549


Fuck.



Fixed the YouTube link.

Now, about that robbery...
Mister_Worlwide

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12/26/2012 12:24 PM
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
who the hell is a fanboy of anything anymore?

it's called "searching for answers"

and you HAVE TO search everything.
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Edgar Allen Poe
Gayvid Edgar RaCock
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lmao
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Mister_Worlwide

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I just received an urgent message from my higher self that all 5th density soul groups organize their schedules according to the Pacific timezone.

So, just because nobody in Australia has Ass-Ended yet, don't give up hope!
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yay!!! this thead is back =0)
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Mister_Worlwide

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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
December 21st is on!

At first I was pretty excited because I thought all the Wilcock worshippers had been raptured to another density. Then I checked his site to find out I was sadly wrong.

That's the real doom; the fanboys are still here!
 Quoting: Davy Wicklecockstein 1277549
pennywise
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Mister_Worlwide

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12/26/2012 12:27 PM
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
OP's final update:

I am going to post a link to this thread in the comment section of David's last article.

Let's see if his mods (who claim to not censor any comments, at all) publish it.

David dun goofed. No mass arrests, no aliens, no ascension, no new monetary system. Nothing he, Keenan, Fulford, or any of his other ASSociates' claims have come to fruition.

In closing, let me just state this:

In the wake of an uneventful December 21st, it's time you Wilcock fanboys take a long, hard look in the mirror and say to yourself...

I've been cocked.

[link to www.youtube.com]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a sperm bank robbery to investigate.
 Quoting: Davy Wicklecockstein 1277549
Damn it OP! Get back to this thread! lmao
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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12/26/2012 12:35 PM
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Guys, David Wilcock himself is distancing himself from Dec. 21 (the date that he's been proclaiming will ABSOLUTELY BE THE DAY WE ALL ASCEND/THE ALIENS COME DOWN/THE ILLUMINATI ARE FUCKED) by saying things like "Oh, yeah, nothing has to happen on the 21st but if it does that's cool."

This is the date that he's based his entire new website (Divine Cosmos; ask him about Ascension 2000 and how well that worked out) on for years now and now, rather than getting stoked that the 'paradigm shift' is only 10 days away, David's starting to back away and go "Hold on a minute, let's not expect too much to happen..."

I know for a fact that after 21 comes and goes with no aliens/raptures/whatever, David will claim the day was just a 'window' or the beginning of a 'new era' that will surely culminate, once again, with Ascension or Disclosure or what have you.

Face it: David Wilcock has a new book coming out in 2013, he's still working on his movie, he's still set to appear on Ancient Aliens in 2013, he's got his very own TV show in the works now, and he's scheduled out more seminars and conferences into 2013. Does that sound like the schedule of a man who believes the world will change forever by the end of the year?

He knows nothing's going to happen. He knows that he has to start damage control RIGHT NOW so as to not lose too many of his precious, truly believin' sheep.

Watch for Divine Cosmos to either be taken down or rebranded after this Ascension date passes. David did a similar thing in 2000 after his claims of a Y2K Ascension fell flat.

This man isn't trying to 'fight the good fight,' or spread spiritual enlightenment. He's trying to take your money. Would a real lightworker market themselves with the arrogant title of 'Ascended Master,' or insist on making people pay to learn all their spiritual tips and tricks?

Wilcock is as Cobra, is as Ben Fulford, is as Poof, is as Drake...

Now tell me: just how service-to-others oriented does he sound to you?
 Quoting: Davy Wicklecockstein 1277549


Ascended Masterbator is more like the TRUE title for Mr Shillcock. How many millions has he milked out of the fear he preaches. He is nothing but a prophet for profit.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


:THISS:
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren

actualy he never preached fear. i backed away from him a couple of years ago but to my knowledge he always gave positive messages
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
Guys, David Wilcock himself is distancing himself from Dec. 21 (the date that he's been proclaiming will ABSOLUTELY BE THE DAY WE ALL ASCEND/THE ALIENS COME DOWN/THE ILLUMINATI ARE FUCKED) by saying things like "Oh, yeah, nothing has to happen on the 21st but if it does that's cool."

This is the date that he's based his entire new website (Divine Cosmos; ask him about Ascension 2000 and how well that worked out) on for years now and now, rather than getting stoked that the 'paradigm shift' is only 10 days away, David's starting to back away and go "Hold on a minute, let's not expect too much to happen..."

I know for a fact that after 21 comes and goes with no aliens/raptures/whatever, David will claim the day was just a 'window' or the beginning of a 'new era' that will surely culminate, once again, with Ascension or Disclosure or what have you.

Face it: David Wilcock has a new book coming out in 2013, he's still working on his movie, he's still set to appear on Ancient Aliens in 2013, he's got his very own TV show in the works now, and he's scheduled out more seminars and conferences into 2013. Does that sound like the schedule of a man who believes the world will change forever by the end of the year?

He knows nothing's going to happen. He knows that he has to start damage control RIGHT NOW so as to not lose too many of his precious, truly believin' sheep.

Watch for Divine Cosmos to either be taken down or rebranded after this Ascension date passes. David did a similar thing in 2000 after his claims of a Y2K Ascension fell flat.

This man isn't trying to 'fight the good fight,' or spread spiritual enlightenment. He's trying to take your money. Would a real lightworker market themselves with the arrogant title of 'Ascended Master,' or insist on making people pay to learn all their spiritual tips and tricks?

Wilcock is as Cobra, is as Ben Fulford, is as Poof, is as Drake...

Now tell me: just how service-to-others oriented does he sound to you?
 Quoting: Davy Wicklecockstein 1277549


Ascended Masterbator is more like the TRUE title for Mr Shillcock. How many millions has he milked out of the fear he preaches. He is nothing but a prophet for profit.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


THISS
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren

actualy he never preached fear. i backed away from him a couple of years ago but to my knowledge he always gave positive messages
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Another fanboy lmao
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Mister_Worlwide

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12/27/2012 12:03 PM
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
OP get back to your thread! Don't let this bad boy die!
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12/27/2012 12:08 PM
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
He has reincarnated into the Argentian Boy Matias!

the BS will continue....
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12/27/2012 01:05 PM
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Thread: BREAKING: Barney Frank Seen Leaving David Wilcock's DivineCosmos compound?

BRB, trying to find a hilarious thread about David Wilcock I read on another forum.
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Thread: BREAKING! David Wilcock implicated in major theft, has possibly been arrested
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
bump for more laughs lmao
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
from his days in Heaven's Gate:

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LMAO .. not surprised he was with them whackos. Too bad he didn't off himself with them.

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