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It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys

 
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Gayvid Wilchappedcock
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Oh, crap. I just bought myself a new pair of Wilcock-approved ascension tights
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cruise

best thread for ages.
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[link to i163.photobucket.com]
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fuckin LOL!! this thread has now become EPIC
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1rof1
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RA says:

ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS

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lol
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
laugh
On December 21st, 2012, David Wilcock will feel Ra's pole shift and revert back to his gay 90's escort alter ego, Edgar RaCock. And then he will proclaim he has amnesia and cannot remember any trace of David Failcock other than the fact Ra has told him everything he did predict came true on an alternate timeline.

Meanwhile psychic Mrs. Cleo predicts he will go back into the male escort business.
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At Gayvid's last conference:


Gayvid Drillscock: And that concludes the conference. <looks to 18 y/o boy in audience>, Hello and thank you for attending. You have been selected for the backstage party that starts in 15 minutes.

18 y/o: Awesome, thanks David.

<15 minutes passes, the boy knocks on the backstage door, no one answers so he lets himself in to find a 60's decorated area, with couches, beds, lava lamps, etc, like out of an Austin Powers movie> as the boy looks around, he suddenly feels a breath in his ear and whispering. It's David, he has snuck up unbeknownst to the boy and starts whispering in his ear>


Gayvid Drillscock: <whispering> Are you ready to learn how to ascend?

18 y/o: I thought you already taught us that in the conference. BTW, am I only one you invited back stage David?


Gayvid Drillscock: I taught you the basics. But now I can teach you how to combine and multiply our male energies for an instant ascenscion.


<David still standing behind the boy, now grabs him by the arms, he feel something poking him in the back>

Gayvid Drillscock: Prepare for ascenscion.

<The boy frantically breaks David's hold and runs out of the room>

Gayvid Drillscock: Oh RA! I lost another one. I'm running low on fanboys these days.
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I consider this thread an early Christmas present.
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Merry Christmas!
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Gayvid Wildevourcock
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How is this thread not superpinned? scratching
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Gayvid Wildevourcock
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How is this thread not superpinned? scratching
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Shin this pit now!
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
Gayvid Ra-Cock used to be a normal, everyday San Francisco gay escort, until he got into a lucrative New Age gig.

But now, Gayvid Ra-Cock senses a tremor in the Force, warning him that his December 21st, 2012 predictions might just be about to come up short.

It looks like he is about to find out, that he may have been better off settling for a life as an Ass-Ended (Ass)Master, instead of an Ascended one.

And, by the time it's all over, Gayvid Ra-Cock will be packing his bags, dusting off his assless chaps, and heading West, back to a gay and carefree lifestyle, where high-rolling clients never ask for refunds.

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Gayvid Ra-Cock used to be a normal, everyday San Francisco gay escort, until he got into a lucrative New Age gig.

But now, Gayvid Ra-Cock senses a tremor in the Force, warning him that his December 21st, 2012 predictions might just be about to come up short.

It looks like he is about to find out, that he may have been better off settling for a life as an Ass-Ended (Ass)Master, instead of an Ascended one.

And, by the time it's all over, Gayvid Ra-Cock will be packing his bags, dusting off his assless chaps, and heading West, back to a gay and carefree lifestyle, where high-rolling clients never ask for refunds.criscobuttstarwars
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1rof1
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Gayvid Ra-Cock used to be a normal, everyday San Francisco gay escort, until he got into a lucrative New Age gig.

But now, Gayvid Ra-Cock senses a tremor in the Force, warning him that his December 21st, 2012 predictions might just be about to come up short.

It looks like he is about to find out, that he may have been better off settling for a life as an Ass-Ended (Ass)Master, instead of an Ascended one.

And, by the time it's all over, Gayvid Ra-Cock will be packing his bags, dusting off his assless chaps, and heading West, back to a gay and carefree lifestyle, where high-rolling clients never ask for refunds.

criscobuttstarwars
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There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
Hey, are we all still invited to his 2013 "I told you so party?" Funny how he no longer has that up on his site anymore.
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12/12/2012 03:49 PM
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Hey, are we all still invited to his 2013 "I told you so party?" Funny how he no longer has that up on his site anymore.
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Unfortunately, it seems that party will only be held in 5D.

So it's still on, we just won't be able to see it. Though maybe we should hold our own "Told you so, David!" party here on GLP, in the 3rd density, on the 22nd.

scheming
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
New nickname to add to the list:

David 'Lil Cock.
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New nickname to add to the list:

David 'Lil Cock.
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Also: David Willingcock
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New nickname to add to the list:
David 'Lil Cock.
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New nickname to add to the list:
David 'Lil Cock.
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drevil
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I hear he's actually 9 inches long when in his true 'lightbody' form.

A single night with David has been known to cause many a negative alien spirit to renounce their ways and quit the Illuminati.
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laugh
New nickname to add to the list:
David 'Lil Cock.
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:drev.il:
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I hear he's actually 9 inches long when in his true 'lightbody' form.

A single night with David has been known to cause many a negative alien spirit to renounce their ways and quit the Illuminati.
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There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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"Y2K Ascension"


hahahahahaha


Can we have things like Mcdonalds day Ascension, and have a mc Acension meal where we crush Ronald clowns skull with our bare hands.
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laugh
New nickname to add to the list:
David 'Lil Cock.
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:drev.il:
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I hear he's actually 9 inches long when in his true 'lightbody' form.

A single night with David has been known to cause many a negative alien spirit to renounce their ways and quit the Illuminati.
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by the look of pitbulls bald head and facial hair it looks like he was once a hardcore David Wilcock fanboy though.
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New nickname to add to the list:
David 'Lil Cock.
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:drev.il:
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I hear he's actually 9 inches long when in his true 'lightbody' form.

A single night with David has been known to cause many a negative alien spirit to renounce their ways and quit the Illuminati.
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rofl
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Thread: This Is The Wilcock Fanboyz Wishing David Wilcock\Ra - The Father Of The White Race - A Happy Father's Day
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
So did you suck on Wilcocks didjeridu Aussie AC 17580960? cruise

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Is the video in that thread about his gay escort days? laugh
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Is the video in that thread about his gay escort days? laugh
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cruise
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Re: It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys
I think the guy on the video is another happy Wilcock fan boy.
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So the Wilcocks fanboys/shills are starting to show themselves. rofl

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