It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys

So did you suck on Wilcocks didjeridu Aussie AC 17580960?

Look at your avatar man. He's eyes are so glassed over he has to wear sunnies, thinking at that moment where the hell is david wilcock to suck him off again, obviously.

rofl

pitbull shaved his forehead in honor of david wilcock lol.

if I was him, I'd be getting a fringe.

I mean why be fringe, and not get a fringe?

Did you get asscened by David?

Gayvid Wildevourcock

How is this thread not superpinned?

Gayvid Ra-Cock used to be a normal, everyday San Francisco gay escort, until he got into a lucrative New Age gig.

But now, Gayvid Ra-Cock senses a tremor in the Force, warning him that his December 21st, 2012 predictions might just be about to come up short.

It looks like he is about to find out, that he may have been better off settling for a life as an Ass-Ended (Ass)Master, instead of an Ascended one.

And, by the time it's all over, Gayvid Ra-Cock will be packing his bags, dusting off his assless chaps, and heading West, back to a gay and carefree lifestyle, where high-rolling clients never ask for refunds.

Unfortunately, it seems that party will only be held in 5D.

So it's still on, we just won't be able to see it. Though maybe we should hold our own "Told you so, David!" party here on GLP, in the 3rd density, on the 22nd.

New nickname to add to the list:

David 'Lil Cock.

Also: David Willingcock

I hear he's actually 9 inches long when in his true 'lightbody' form.

A single night with David has been known to cause many a negative alien spirit to renounce their ways and quit the Illuminati.

if he did i hope he was wearing the wilcock approved ascension tights

LOL!!!

Coming soon, to a theatre near YOU ...

"Not Without MY Cock (Return To Oakland 2)", the stunning, heartwarming story of a Ass-Ended (Ass)Master, returning to his roots.

"Amazing, uplifting sequel to the epic, 'It Began In Oakland'. Unmissable" - The Blade

"I wet my panties!" - Marie-Claire

"Gayvid Ra-Cock shows how it's done, ladies" - Cosmopolitan

"I don't know what I just saw, but I liked it!" - Bubbles De Vere

Coming soon, to a theatre near YOU ...

"Not Without MY Cock (Return To Oakland 2)", the stunning, heartwarming story of a Ass-Ended (Ass)Master, returning to his roots.

"Amazing, uplifting sequel to the epic, 'It Began In Oakland'. Unmissable" - The Blade

"I wet my panties!" - Marie-Claire

"Gayvid Ra-Cock shows how it's done, ladies" - Cosmopolitan

"I don't know what I just saw, but I liked it!" - Bubbles De Vere

Coming soon, to a theatre near YOU ...

"Not Without MY Cock (Return To Oakland 2)", the stunning, heartwarming story of a Ass-Ended (Ass)Master, returning to his roots.

"Amazing, uplifting sequel to the epic, 'It Began In Oakland'. Unmissable" - The Blade

"I wet my panties!" - Marie-Claire

"Gayvid Ra-Cock shows how it's done, ladies" - Cosmopolitan

"I don't know what I just saw, but I liked it!" - Bubbles De Vere

The great classic of the American South, "Gone With the Wind", is being remade and directed by Stephen Sondheimy. It will be renamed "Gone With the Cock", and tell the tale of a dolphin-man with flaxen, feminine hair, who runs an underground railroad, smuggling large, well-hung black slaves across the Mason Dixon line...in his rectum.

Coming soon, to a theatre near YOU ...

"Not Without MY Cock (Return To Oakland 2)", the stunning, heartwarming story of a Ass-Ended (Ass)Master, returning to his roots.

"Amazing, uplifting sequel to the epic, 'It Began In Oakland'. Unmissable" - The Blade

"I wet my panties!" - Marie-Claire

"Gayvid Ra-Cock shows how it's done, ladies" - Cosmopolitan

"I don't know what I just saw, but I liked it!" - Bubbles De Vere

More positive reviews breaking ...

"Expert speculum work. First class!" - Proctologist's Weekly

"Pushes the boundaries ... of the lower colon" - Gut Magazine

"Gayvid's back! Paaaaaaaarty Time!" - Cruisin' The Castro

"Thanks, Gayvid. We thought they were going out of style!" - The Assless Chap Emporium

"Raw, uncompromising, brutal. Yet, strangely ethereal" - New Age Ascension

"Raw, uncompromising, brutal. Yet, strangely ethereal" - New Age Ascension