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It's all over, David Wilcock fanboys

 
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"I AMMM. one with you in your ass.
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hahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!
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Coming soon, to a theatre near YOU ...

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"Amazing, uplifting sequel to the epic, 'It Began In Oakland'. Unmissable" - The Blade

"I wet my panties!" - Marie-Claire

"Gayvid Ra-Cock shows how it's done, ladies" - Cosmopolitan

"I don't know what I just saw, but I liked it!" - Bubbles De Vere
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More positive reviews breaking ...

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"Gayvid's back! Paaaaaaaarty Time!" - Cruisin' The Castro

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"Raw, uncompromising, brutal. Yet, strangely ethereal" - New Age Ascension
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"I AMMM. one with you in your ass.
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lmao
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...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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David wilcocks old party days.

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I find it funny that people are already jumping on the conclusion that nothing will happen on the 21st. Why don't y'all wait until December 22nd before calling BS ?!
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David wilcocks old party days.


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lollmao

Last Edited by Mister_Worlwide on 12/12/2012 06:05 PM
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...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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I find it funny that people are already jumping on the conclusion that nothing will happen on the 21st. Why don't y'all wait until December 22nd before calling BS ?!
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We've got to get the torches, pitchforks, and nooses ready. ;)
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The thread got wilCocked already and slowed down already? beat_plast
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David has really lost it with his new techo album.


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David has really lost it with his new techo album.



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On a recent segment on Ancient Aliens, I heard David claim that before being able to channel Ra, he had to first let the alien entity 'come inside him' so he could be one with Ra's essence.

When questioned, he refused to elaborate on what, exactly, that meant.

Also, bring it on, Fanboys! You won't be able to coldCock this thread!
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LOLLL
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On a recent segment on Ancient Aliens, I heard David claim that before being able to channel Ra, he had to first let the alien entity 'come inside him' so he could be one with Ra's essence.

When questioned, he refused to elaborate on what, exactly, that meant.

Also, bring it on, Fanboys! You won't be able to coldCock this thread!
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1rof11rof11rof1
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laugh
The thread has been revived!

On a recent segment on Ancient Aliens, I heard David claim that before being able to channel Ra, he had to first let the alien entity 'come inside him' so he could be one with Ra's essence.

When questioned, he refused to elaborate on what, exactly, that meant.

Also, bring it on, Fanboys! You won't be able to coldCock this thread!
 Quoting: Davy Wicklecockstein 1277549

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...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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float <-----David Wilcock during his Ascension Conference.

crisco + butt = bananasex <-----David Wilcock AFTER the conference.
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float <-----David Wilcock during his Ascension Conference.

crisco + butt = bananasex <-----David Wilcock AFTER the conference.
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lmao
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float <-----David Wilcock during his Ascension Conference.

crisco + butt = bananasex <-----David Wilcock AFTER the conference.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


ohyeah

Don't even get me started on David's personal collection of ancient alien artifacts he uses to stimulate his sacral chakra to the point of energetic release.

I hear they're capable of producing vibrations so intense, most normal humans wouldn't be able to put up with them for more than a few seconds.
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David looks like he's channeling the famous alien queen Derpina in that photo.
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David looks like he's channeling the famous alien queen Derpina in that photo.
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lolsign

His facial expression looks like he just eased down on a giant, black dong, balls deep.
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David looks like he's channeling the famous alien queen Derpina in that photo.
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lolsign

His facial expression looks like he just eased down on a giant, black dong, balls deep.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


To accomplish such a physical impressive feat, he had to unhinge his jaw like a snake.

This raises the important question: is David part Reptilian? We know he has an affinity for shoving small rodents inside himself, though he sometimes gets his holes mixed up.
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Davids used buttplugs were going for sale on ebay in a box collection it was disgusting.

and it came with a free bonus pair of dirty underwear with a brown skidmark which was uncalled for.
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David looks like he's channeling the famous alien queen Derpina in that photo.
 Quoting: Davy Wicklecockstein 1277549


lolsign

His facial expression looks like he just eased down on a giant, black dong, balls deep.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


To accomplish such a physical impressive feat, he had to unhinge his jaw like a snake.

This raises the important question: is David part Reptilian? We know he has an affinity for shoving small rodents inside himself, though he sometimes gets his holes mixed up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


laugh
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Davids used buttplugs were going for sale on ebay in a box collection it was disgusting.

and it came with a free bonus pair of dirty underwear with a brown skidmark which was uncalled for.
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lmao
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The reason David Wilcock hasn't made any appearances lately is because he has been busy on his new invention: the manpon -- the male tampon, for those messy mornings after a night at the leather bar.
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Davids used buttplugs were going for sale on ebay in a box collection it was disgusting.

and it came with a free bonus pair of dirty underwear with a brown skidmark which was uncalled for.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16641816


That 'brown skidmark' is 4th density ectoplasm leftover from David's sacred Brown Kachina! You should consider yourself most fortunate to even get a glimpse of such a thing!
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The reason David Wilcock hasn't made any appearances lately is because he has been busy on his new invention: the manpon -- the male tampon, for those messy mornings after a night at the leather bar.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


I always thought of David as a guy who wore a Mooncup in his shorts after a particularly jubilant night!
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The reason David Wilcock hasn't made any appearances lately is because he has been busy on his new invention: the manpon -- the male tampon, for those messy mornings after a night at the leather bar.
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I always thought of David as a guy who wore a Mooncup in his shorts after a particularly jubilant night!
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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