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SAD SLOB MITT ROMNEY JUST DELIBERATELY MESSING WITH OUR HEADS NOW

 
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SAD SLOB MITT ROMNEY JUST DELIBERATELY MESSING WITH OUR HEADS NOW
Hey, remember that Mitt Romney guy? Yeah, us neither, really, but apparently he was expecting to be president, since it was his birthright or something? And now, he’s just wandering around in a sad daze, with only his hundreds of millions of dollars for company. Poor dude. So like any US American who’s feeling a little down, he went shopping. And, apparently because he is something of a masochist, he went to CostCo, inviting mocking comparisons to Old Handsome Joe Biden, who recently pushed a cart around at the very same discount warehouse chain for the good of the economy.

The Atlantic’s Alexander Abad-Santos notes the contrast between

the symmetry and perfect, Tetris-like precision fit that Biden’s cart is sporting and the undulating cauldron of entropy on the left topped by generic paper towels

And much more to the point: “that hat.” (It is an asshat wearing a hat!)

Needless to say, the Wonkette Secret Chatcave was ringing with mirthy schadenfreude:

“But the Costco CEO spoke at the DNC! Shouldn’t Mitt go to Sam’s Club?”

“He’s all like, you won’t see ME locking myself in the bedroom and crying all over Thanksgiving! Nope, I’m a man with offices to be at and Costcos to look weird in!”

“Costco is his version of Corey Booker’s living off food stamps. The poor man just wants to connect.”

“Is that Ann behind him? She looks like she is on Laura Bush style buckets of Valium and Luudes.”

“Remember how Ann was worried about Mitt’s mental health if he got elected?”

And so, we turn the snarkage over to Yout: What’s the next Joe Biden Signature Move we can expect Mitt to incompetently copy? Will Mitt decide to buy a bitchen muscle car, but end up honoring his dad by getting a 1979 AMX (or maybe a Gremlin GT)? Or maybe he’ll pose with a biker chick, only her old man will punch his lights out?

[link to www.theatlanticwire.com]
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Shouldnt you be fucking some whore in Bangkok instead of on here dreaming about Mitt Romney?
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Dreaming about Mitt Romney? Now that's a weird and scary thought. Or boring.
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It's not official until Dec 17 when the votes are officially cast. Is it possible that the electorates will give Romney the 270?

"The third objection to the electoral college is the so-called faithless elector problem. As mentioned above, electors are actual human beings, with all the properties that go along with that. In particular, when they meet in December in their respective state capitals, they sometimes do not vote for the candidate they are officially pledged to.

In 1948, for example, Truman elector Preston Parks of Tennessee, voted for Strom Thurmond who was running on the pro-segregation Dixiecrat ticket. In 1960, Nixon elector Henry D. Irwin of Oklahoma voted for Virginia Senator Harry F. Byrd, then an ardent segregationist. In 2000, one of Gore's D.C.'s electors, Barbara Lett-Simmons, cast a blank ballot in protest of the District's lack of congressional representation. None of these faithless electors changed the outcome of their respective elections, but in a close election in the future, it might be possible for a candidate to bribe enough electors to swing the election. At the very least, state law could make voting the wrong way a felony with life in prison as the punishment. "

[link to electoral-vote.com]
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so we're stuck with an even bigger dork.....
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He was and still is a psyop. Noone voted for him. He was funded to do it. The bastard is still rich and much more richer than to begin with.
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He is probably sad because he passed the budget so he didnt get the multimillion contract for doing it how it was supposed to go... if that darnd ron paul and them geeky supporters did not get in his way!
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It's not official until Dec 17 when the votes are officially cast. Is it possible that the electorates will give Romney the 270?

"The third objection to the electoral college is the so-called faithless elector problem. As mentioned above, electors are actual human beings, with all the properties that go along with that. In particular, when they meet in December in their respective state capitals, they sometimes do not vote for the candidate they are officially pledged to.

In 1948, for example, Truman elector Preston Parks of Tennessee, voted for Strom Thurmond who was running on the pro-segregation Dixiecrat ticket. In 1960, Nixon elector Henry D. Irwin of Oklahoma voted for Virginia Senator Harry F. Byrd, then an ardent segregationist. In 2000, one of Gore's D.C.'s electors, Barbara Lett-Simmons, cast a blank ballot in protest of the District's lack of congressional representation. None of these faithless electors changed the outcome of their respective elections, but in a close election in the future, it might be possible for a candidate to bribe enough electors to swing the election. At the very least, state law could make voting the wrong way a felony with life in prison as the punishment. "

[link to electoral-vote.com]
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Cool, that's sort of like the Ron Paul thing where it wasn't over until the votes were counted at the Republican convention.
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there's no such thing as bad press for willard mitty.

he needs the attention.
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Oh come on...only three one star votes for this thread? What are you guys holding back on? The story about Mittens at COSTCO is "Absolute BS", isn't it?
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Oh come on...only three one star votes for this thread? What are you guys holding back on? The story about Mittens at COSTCO is "Absolute BS", isn't it?
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he went in there bravely without having secret service smack them like flied. im sure he felt very proud of himself actually going to some place and buying it himself.. not his servants.. that holds goods he usually has in stock at low cost! A real man.
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When I shop my cart looks exactly like Biden's. I place everything with perfect geometry and god help me if the cashier fucks up one single item placement...

ogrrr
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he went in there bravely without having secret service smack the reporters like flies. im sure he felt very proud of himself actually going to some low income area place and buying it himself.. not his servants.. that holds goods he usually has in stock at low cost! A real man.
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When I shop my cart looks exactly like Biden's. I place everything with perfect geometry and god help me if the cashier fucks up one single item placement...

ogrrr
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Thats the stare Obama gave that ended up in people standing up for the black national anthem :)
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he went in there bravely without having secret service smack the reporters like flies. im sure he felt very proud of himself actually going to some low income area place and buying it himself.. not his servants.. that holds goods he usually has in stock at low cost! A real man.
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Thank you for your self-translation. Your first attempt was incoherent. But your second attempt is simply mindless.
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the keyboard laggs so i did not notice the mistakes and i cant alter it without being logged in apparently. How is it nonsense ridiculing a politician that pretends to be poor all of a sudden and shopping a heep load of goods at gross prices all on his own?
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the keyboard laggs so i did not notice the mistakes and i cant alter it without being logged in apparently. How is it nonsense ridiculing a politician that pretends to be poor all of a sudden and shopping a heep load of goods at gross prices all on his own?
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Oh, sorry. Your sarcasm was so subtle that it eluded my red wine numbed mind.

But now that you explained it, good point. "That hat" kinda makes infers a "Joe the Plumber" look as well, wouldn't you say?
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the keyboard laggs so i did not notice the mistakes and i cant alter it without being logged in apparently. How is it nonsense ridiculing a politician that pretends to be poor all of a sudden and shopping a heep load of goods at gross prices all on his own?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29549442


Oh, sorry. Your sarcasm was so subtle that it eluded my red wine numbed mind.

But now that you explained it, good point. "That hat" kinda makes infers a "Joe the Plumber" look as well, wouldn't you say?
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Implies.
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Dreaming about Mitt Romney? Now that's a weird and scary thought. Or boring.
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Don't you have anything better to do in Thailand?
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Dreaming about Mitt Romney? Now that's a weird and scary thought. Or boring.
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Don't you have anything better to do in Thailand?
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The price of ladyboys in Thailand is TOO DAMN HIGH!
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Oh, sorry. Your sarcasm was so subtle that it eluded my red wine numbed mind.

But now that you explained it, good point. "That hat" kinda makes infers a "Joe the Plumber" look as well, wouldn't you say?


Probably because im drunker than you. lol. He acts like a real person... certainly not someone 25% of the country just voted for.. the hat. i dont know what that is about. lol.
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Dreaming about Mitt Romney? Now that's a weird and scary thought. Or boring.
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Don't you have anything better to do in Thailand?
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The price of ladyboys in Thailand is TOO DAMN HIGH!
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