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My sword arrived today! 12-12-12! Awesome weapon. Highly pleased with the quality!

 
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"Pokey"....
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Virginity protector
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This is funny stuff. Name it. Pelotudo
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"Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword." -Matthew 26:52 (KJV)

To save your soul, sell it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29232836


HAHAHA!! FOOL.

Given that in a true SHTF scenario my life expectancy would be on the order of 30-60 days (if I'm really good) ... dying BY the sword is EXACTLY the reason to have it!

Bushido! Honor! Respect! Without them, your soul is meaningless anyway.

yoda
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There's only one name for a GLPer to name their sword:

False Prophet

Alternatively, you could name it the "Spirit of Fandango"
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"Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword." -Matthew 26:52 (KJV)

To save your soul, sell it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29232836


HAHAHA!! FOOL.

Given that in a true SHTF scenario my life expectancy would be on the order of 30-60 days (if I'm really good) ... dying BY the sword is EXACTLY the reason to have it!

Bushido! Honor! Respect! Without them, your soul is meaningless anyway.

yoda
 Quoting: DoomWitch


Have fun rotting with lucifer and his demons, eternal life/destruction is certain whether you believe or not. Why anyone would want to have this shitty lucifer run painful world be there last experience when God has so much to offer for the those who love him and keep his commandments is beyond me. You wont be laughing, and you'll be feeling like the fool when your standing in front of Jesus Christ, King of Kings on judgement days and he deals with you accordingly. Repent ye, for the kingdom is at hand.
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Heres a video of OP in his SHTF scenario, sword included.


We were meant to live for so much more, have we lost ourselves?
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[link to www.youtube.com] sorry had too..
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[link to www.youtube.com] one more sorry..
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Pay no attention to the defenseless faithful, OP. Tis better to be versatile and be able to adapt to your situation. Self defense becomes an art and spiritual path as you must know and the older and wiser you are, the more skill you may achieve...
Namaste
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SWORD OF OMENS - GIVE ME SITE BEYOND SITE!
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Swordtard.

Moran.

Doom.

aaa
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Tachi Chikara..... SWORD OF POWER!!!!



Last Edited by CalmShock on 12/11/2012 06:11 PM
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I named my machete Larry.
[link to budk.com]
That is all...
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電源の剣..... SWORD OF POWER!!!!


 Quoting: CalmShock


i remember being a little boy and watching he-man and playing with the toys...

it was then i realized i had a thing for blonde men with muscles..
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Once In A Century
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Name it "STABBY"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27815245


LOL
how about stabby to pokey
If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.

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THOMAS PAINE (1737-1809)

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I think, if you do not give it a unique name, special, and humble to you, it will never be yours.

The blade will not kill if you are not humble.

Otherwise do not name it, and it is only a tool for death.
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電源の剣..... SWORD OF POWER!!!!


 Quoting: CalmShock


i remember being a little boy and watching he-man and playing with the toys...

it was then i realized i had a thing for blonde men with muscles..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29215748


Lol. Oh my. Bless your heart. tounge
I'm glad I played with GI Joes!
That is all...
j994k

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Please tell me I don't have to name my bullets.......
That is all...
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ERIS ERIS ERIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!



MOTHER OD PAIN AND SUFFERING !!!
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Please tell me I don't have to name my bullets.......
 Quoting: j994k


AAaAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
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"Stormbringer", the Black Blade...


Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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But if you want to know it a Japanese name, how about "Samurai Chop-Chop"?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Dick-Chopper

cruise
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Dick-Chopper

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13045367


Actually as an anti-rape weapon, a very appropriate name ... what's that in Japanese??!

ohyeah
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電源の剣..... SWORD OF POWER!!!!


 Quoting: CalmShock


i remember being a little boy and watching he-man and playing with the toys...

it was then i realized i had a thing for blonde men with muscles..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29215748


Holy fuck. Thanks for sharing rocket man.
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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cruise

I think he wanted some serious names..

Gaylord Focker
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There will come a time when you believe everything ends.
This will be the beginning
[Louis L'Amour]

~ A r c t u r u s
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GANGNAM STYLE
SLAM THAT CLAM
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GANGNAM STYLE
 Quoting: EVIL_BEAN_KID


Hey Luke already has a light sabre ... but maybe we should just blast this fool indian jones style like the other poster mentioned


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