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My sword arrived today! 12-12-12! Awesome weapon. Highly pleased with the quality!

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/11/2012 06:50 PM
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I had a Japanese sword some years ago. Gave it to my cousin as a gift. 48 inch blade! They don't even ship swords that long to Canada.

You should name your sword "Delila". :P

If your looking for a survival sword try getting a replica machete from the movie "Book of Eli". I seen one online and was real sharp.
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12/11/2012 06:52 PM

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orcrist, the goblin cleaver
SLAM THAT CLAM
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12/11/2012 06:53 PM
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Dick-Chopper

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13045367


Actually as an anti-rape weapon, a very appropriate name ... what's that in Japanese??!

ohyeah
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ディック チョッパー
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12/11/2012 06:55 PM
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Tridodeca? 'Trido' for short ? is three 12s, so...

unless you're of nipponian descent, there is not much need to keep the name to that place - 'san ju ni'? - 3 12s again...
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12/11/2012 07:04 PM
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call it MANOWAR

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12/11/2012 07:05 PM
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Call it Barael's Blade!!!!!

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12/11/2012 07:06 PM
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Dave.
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12/11/2012 07:10 PM
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Slicer

What about non Japanese names!?!
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Dave.
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LOL!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Zipperhead
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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cx7 wackster.This is stupid.
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12/11/2012 08:02 PM
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Thank you everyone for your replies ... (idiots and tards included!) Actually you all really did help, especially those saying the name needed to come from the heart.

I have decided. My sword will be named Kamaitachi, or "Spirit of the Wind". Japanese legend is that the wind spirit was a TRIO of lightning fast weasels. (12/12/12 TRIO ... Hello!)

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Odd animal, and one that I wouldn't have chosen normally ... but read this Wikipedia entry:

Kamaitachi is a Japanese kai (or spirit), most common in the shin'etsu region.

There are several conceptions of how it looked or operated, but the most common is one of a trio of weasels with sharp claws, riding on a gust of wind and cutting people's skin on the legs. According to this interpretation, the first weasel knocked the unsuspecting victim down, the second cut the victim's flesh and the third applied medication to the wounds, so that at the time the victim realised what was happening they were left only with painful wounds that weren't bleeding. Sometimes the three are described as brothers, sometimes as triplets. This account can be traced back to Toriyama Sekien, who was presumably also the first to imagine the apparition to have the form of a weasel. The weasel was a typical Toriyama pun - one of the folk names for the apparition was kamaetachi, meaning "attacking" which he changed slightly to mean "sickle weasel".

The idea of lightning fast weasels wielding razor-sharp claws appealed to manga and anime artists and the kamaitachi often appear in those media.


Thank you Swordsmen and women!
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12/11/2012 08:06 PM

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Nice OP. I'm still fond of Larry.
That is all...
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12/11/2012 08:07 PM
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I got a good one how about Jesus is Lord.

Check this out:

"Matthew 26:52

King James Version (KJV)

52 Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword."
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Nice OP. I'm still fond of Larry.
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LOL. Get your own damn sword!

tounge
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I got a good one how about Jesus is Lord.

Check this out:

"Matthew 26:52

King James Version (KJV)

52 Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26667528


Exactly!
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12/11/2012 08:12 PM
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Articulus....
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12/11/2012 08:18 PM
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blowing devine wind
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12/11/2012 08:23 PM
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I'll probably end up naming mine 'Plough' and giving it to the horse...
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12/11/2012 08:23 PM
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Tensa Zangetsu sounds like a good name!
RoxykinsIII
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blowing devine wind
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Yep! Kamaitachi!

ohyeah
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12/11/2012 08:27 PM
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I gotta admit when I read the title earlier I was thinking lame. But I'm glad I opened it and saw the sword. It looks just like one my best friend gave to me years ago. Mine is razor sharp and the one possesion ive held onto through the years. Very nice. I vote for talon.
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12/11/2012 08:31 PM
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name it QWERTY
Generation Doom

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12/11/2012 08:33 PM

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Don't end up like this guy.


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Hey OP if your going to study aikido you should name it "grabmywrist".

Enjoy
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Don't end up like this guy.



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Jezz, I'm an old gal, but not THAT bad!
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Hey OP if your going to study aikido you should name it "grabmywrist".

Enjoy
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Kung Fu 70's, Ninjitsu 80's, Materialism 90's, Spiritualism 00's, ... empty cup 2012
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Tasasha
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Gaylord. Swords are for queers

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