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Soon, I will be leaving Earth and going to Heaven, yay!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/11/2012 03:05 PM
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Soon, I will be leaving Earth and going to Heaven, yay!!!
This world is not your real home. Your home is in heaven and you are waiting to get there. This world is just a huge and gigantic test to see who goes to heaven and who is worthy of the new beautiful and wonderful world; which is heaven!! Its great that you feel that way; because deep down inside of you, is a yearning to be with your Lord and SAviour, Jesus Christ!! Its too bad that everybody that you know won't be going there with you; because they are too busy living a riotuous and very sinful life; and most of them hate God or don't know Jesus; so they will be in the other horrible place of the damned and doomed and forever scorched!!
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12/11/2012 03:11 PM
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Re: Soon, I will be leaving Earth and going to Heaven, yay!!!
if you kill yourself, you will not go to heaven. at least, this is what christian believe preaches.
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12/11/2012 03:13 PM
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Re: Soon, I will be leaving Earth and going to Heaven, yay!!!
Iv seen someone walking back from an astroid belt in space to pick an area to try again.
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12/11/2012 03:13 PM
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Re: Soon, I will be leaving Earth and going to Heaven, yay!!!
Yes soon.
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12/11/2012 03:15 PM
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Re: Soon, I will be leaving Earth and going to Heaven, yay!!!
Jebus is lucky to have you, OP

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Re: Soon, I will be leaving Earth and going to Heaven, yay!!!
Biblically speaking heaven eventually encompasses the Earth as well.
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12/11/2012 03:17 PM
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Re: Soon, I will be leaving Earth and going to Heaven, yay!!!
You might want to read the gospel of Philip and some of the other 32 books that have been hidden from the people. And besides Heaven is not a place it is a state of consciousness that can be brought on here and now. We have all been lied to. Most people use christianity as an excuse and not the process to awaken that it was meant to be.
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12/11/2012 03:37 PM
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Re: Soon, I will be leaving Earth and going to Heaven, yay!!!
Heaven is not a state of consciousness. It's a place just like hell. Heaven is complete freedom, Earth is a testing ground, Hell is a prison for the unjust. According to God's rules. Murder,Lustful,Liar,Thief,Drunkard,and so on. Hell is the prison that one is in before seeing the Judge.

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