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What Did The Air Force Just Launch Into Space?

 
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X37B is powered by solar panels while in orbit. That would make all of you fear mongering idiots.

'nuff said.
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Or....they showed us the asteroid to distract the attention from "mission Nibiru"?
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They've sent Brucie up on a secret shuttle mission to go nuke Nibibobalooloo.

No not THAT Brucie, this Brucie...



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lol
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It's a tiny little thing...


Payload size is about that of a Ford F-150. I figure it's to demonstrate satellite control. Basically, a drone controlled from HQ that can take out enemy satellites. Once operational, it's faster, cheaper, and more accurate than launching archaic rockets from the ground.
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Just talked to my uncle... He said they launched a rocket.

I'll bring in the tomato plants.
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As above, so below!
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12/11/2012 05:19 PM
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Seems to be quite a coincidence that the AF would launch a vehicle into space just a day or so before we're supposed to have an asteroid/meteorite buzz by the earth BETWEEN the earth and the moon (yes, that's close!) and a larger one in a few days that is supposed to be well outside of the lunar orbit but that one is like 4 or 5 kilometers in length - big enough to put the planet into a nuclear winter for a long time so they say.

If one or both of these objects should somehow start to head onto a collision course with earth - would/could the military use an Energy Weapon / Laser / Scalar Beam Weapon to either move this thing or break it up into many smaller and hopefully less harmful sized chunks? Seems like this might explain the timing for this launch. But then who knows?
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Sounds like somebody should make a movie about this. Maybe get Bruce Willis to star in it. I bet that would be a good one.
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They better not be targeting our galactic family up there. Damn government. Eh, maybe its a peaceful rocket for making contact...

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Nice to see people still in awe of things launched into
orbit by a rocket.
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[link to www.forbes.com]

At 1:03 p.m. eastern time on Tuesday afternoon, the U.S. Air Force launched an unmanned Atlas 5 rocket into space from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida. The rocket’s cargo, a small shuttle called the X-37B Orbital Test Vehicle, is an autonomous spacecraft that’s been under development by the U.S. government for over a decade –though very few people know exactly what it’s supposed to do.
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project bluebeam.Idol1lflash
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Nice to see people still in awe of things launched into
orbit by a rocket.
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No kidding..If this was actually something cool...we wouldn't even know about it.
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Basically, a drone controlled from HQ that can take out enemy satellites. Once operational, it's faster, cheaper, and more accurate than launching archaic rockets from the ground.

Not so dramatic. Just a new way of inserting field comms at will. Also supposed to repair and refuel sats still in orbit...future development.
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They've sent Brucie up on a secret shuttle mission to go nuke Nibibobalooloo.

No not THAT Brucie, this Brucie...



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lol
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Marvellous! Good game, good game! You are so much better than last weeks audience!
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its a scout
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Basically, a drone controlled from HQ that can take out enemy satellites. Once operational, it's faster, cheaper, and more accurate than launching archaic rockets from the ground.

Not so dramatic. Just a new way of inserting field comms at will. Also supposed to repair and refuel sats still in orbit...future development.
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Yeah, maybe. I doubt the air-force would have built it though for that purpose alone. Sense there's a shred of secrecy around it, and it's got military funding, there's likely some offensive technology on-board as well.

We already have tech that can coordinate field comm signals via satellite at will.
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Not 'WHAT' but....'WHO'????
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Ah, no. It's "whom".
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Easy. An inflatable "Jordan'!
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Yeah, maybe. I doubt the air-force would have built it though for that purpose alone. Sense there's a shred of secrecy around it, and it's got military funding, there's likely some offensive technology on-board as well.

We already have tech that can coordinate field comm signals via satellite at will.


Not like this. Totally different encryption and relay. Totally secure....tech. not shared with any other branch, NATO, joint forces etc.
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[link to www.forbes.com]

At 1:03 p.m. eastern time on Tuesday afternoon, the U.S. Air Force launched an unmanned Atlas 5 rocket into space from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida. The rocket’s cargo, a small shuttle called the X-37B Orbital Test Vehicle, is an autonomous spacecraft that’s been under development by the U.S. government for over a decade –though very few people know exactly what it’s supposed to do.
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to spy on china, and rendezvous near their military satellites, gathering info on what the satellites are doing, and interfere with the performance of the satellites.
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12/11/2012 - CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AFNS) -- In the next installment to improve space capability and further develop an affordable, reusable space vehicle, the Air Force conducted its third X-37B Orbital Test Vehicle launch here on December 11, officials said.

The launch comes on the heels of the successful flight of OTV-2, which made an autonomous landing at Vandenberg Air Force Base, Calif., June 11 after a record 469 days in space.



same day as asteroid showing up , just sayinghiding

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to spy on china and Russia and India and Iran and Pakistan and anyone we feel like spying on, and rendezvous near their military satellites, gathering info on what the satellites are doing, and interfere with the performance of the satellites.

Fixed it for you.

Good idea.
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would/could the military use an Energy Weapon / Laser / Scalar Beam Weapon to either move this thing or break it up into many smaller and hopefully less harmful sized chunks? Seems like this might explain the timing for this launch. But then who knows?


Have you ever tried to power a high energy device with a solar panel?
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Hey MORON, how can you be SURE they don't have some kind of small nuclear reactor (like those of the nuclear submarines) hidden inside that thing?
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Hey MORON, how can you be SURE they don't have some kind of small nuclear reactor (like those of the nuclear submarines) hidden inside that thing?


Hey moron, did you know that every piece of hardware that leaves the ground has to have a special license to carry a nuclear payload and is registered with Los Alamos?
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Project BlueBeam maybe? They had the "Sighting" in SanFrancisco yesterday...Or maybe going to rondevous with the astroid thats heading this way
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[link to www.forbes.com]

At 1:03 p.m. eastern time on Tuesday afternoon, the U.S. Air Force launched an unmanned Atlas 5 rocket into space from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida. The rocket’s cargo, a small shuttle called the X-37B Orbital Test Vehicle, is an autonomous spacecraft that’s been under development by the U.S. government for over a decade –though very few people know exactly what it’s supposed to do.
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They just want to destroy the annoying asteroid from the other thread.
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lolsign

Prob true!
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None of your fucking buisness it seems.....WTF?
My guess is...
Spent fuel rod's from god......IDK
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would/could the military use an Energy Weapon / Laser / Scalar Beam Weapon to either move this thing or break it up into many smaller and hopefully less harmful sized chunks? Seems like this might explain the timing for this launch. But then who knows?

Have you ever tried to power a high energy device with a solar panel?
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I suppose you want us to believe those solar panels prevent the deployment of other energy sources?

Also, your point is meaningless as nobody on GLP knows what that thing can truly do.

For all you know, they are advanced photon collectors designed to pass the photon on, cloaking the craft.

Yet still, the Sun is the most powerful source of energy we know of in this solar system. If they have 90% efficient solar panels, a 1 foot by 1 foot panel would fry your ass in no time.

Last Edited by --Voltaic-- on 12/11/2012 05:59 PM
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Hey MORON, how can you be SURE they don't have some kind of small nuclear reactor (like those of the nuclear submarines) hidden inside that thing?


Hey moron dontcha' know that russia and china has nuke sniffers just like we do?
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Hey MORON, how can you be SURE they don't have some kind of small nuclear reactor (like those of the nuclear submarines) hidden inside that thing?


Hey moron dontcha' know that russia and china has nuke sniffers just like we do?
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Hey fish-fart, for all you know the world governments are working together to save our lives.
Do your absolute best and the rest is fate.
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I suppose you want us to believe those solar panels prevent the deployment of other energy sources?

Also, your point is meaningless as nobody on GLP knows what that thing can truly do.

For all you know, they are advanced photon collectors designed to pass the photon on, cloaking the craft


The people who know what that thing can do would certainly never talk to you (in particular).

Pearls before swine, and all.

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Not 'WHAT' but....'WHO'????
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Ah, no. It's "whom".
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It's that Felix guy, he wants to break his old record.
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