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Omg wtf lol! Which one of you GLPers made this site.....I know it was a fandango ranger!

 
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Omg wtf lol! Which one of you GLPers made this site.....I know it was a fandango ranger!
I was reading about Chinese apocalyptic escape pods and stumbled across this site.....

[link to www.escapeearth2012.com]
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That's a damn good deal!
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Re: Omg wtf lol! Which one of you GLPers made this site.....I know it was a fandango ranger!
Id say that Neim777 dimwit set it up.

Or judethz..
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That's a damn good deal!
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geezus that is what I thought!

That is ALL it costs??????
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Idonmo, they raised alot of money a while back to buy a telescope that i never see pics of.
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I was reading about Chinese apocalyptic escape pods and stumbled across this site.....

[link to www.escapeearth2012.com]
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35k people liked on Facebook thats just crazy
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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laugh
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Those are your evac tickets hiding
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Re: Omg wtf lol! Which one of you GLPers made this site.....I know it was a fandango ranger!
LOLZ at the FAQ:


What is a 2012 Escape Ticket™?
A 2012 Escape Ticket™ saves your life if the world ends on December 21, 2012. In the event of total world annihilation on December 21, 2012, we offer tickets aboard the USS Ark 2012™ escape ship which ensures safe passage to a new Earth-like planet. We are the first and ONLY provider of 2012 escape tickets.


Is this fake, or do I actually get something mailed to me?
This is real. You will actually receive a ticket in the mail along with the rest of the travel package including an Intergalactic passport ID Card. Superluminal travel packages also include a 2012 Guide Book and a Superluminal Travel Card giving you VIP access to exclusive areas of the USS Ark 2012 including the Officers Lounge, 360 degree Stargazing Deck, and Zero Gravity Room.


What is your 100% money back guarantee?
If the world ends on December 21, 2012, we guarantee your survival and placement on a new Earth-like planet via first class space travel aboard the USS Ark 2012™. If you don’t survive, you get your money back. This guarantee is only good if there is an apocalypse on planet Earth.


Can I book tickets for family and friends?
Yes, absolutely. To ensure your loved ones are safe upon Earth’s apocalypse, you can book a ticket for your family and friends. Check out our discounts for larger groups.


Can I book tickets for my pets?
Yes, absolutely. Pets are family too, so book their ticket for safe passage. Check out our discounts for larger groups.


Do you provide refunds?
Sorry, we do not provide refunds once the ticket has been booked. We can only refund your money if there is an apocalypse on December 21, 2012 and you do not survive.
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Re: Omg wtf lol! Which one of you GLPers made this site.....I know it was a fandango ranger!
Imagine if they were the ones with the last laugh... Lol
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LOLZ at the FAQ:


What is a 2012 Escape Ticket™?
A 2012 Escape Ticket™ saves your life if the world ends on December 21, 2012. In the event of total world annihilation on December 21, 2012, we offer tickets aboard the USS Ark 2012™ escape ship which ensures safe passage to a new Earth-like planet. We are the first and ONLY provider of 2012 escape tickets.


Is this fake, or do I actually get something mailed to me?
This is real. You will actually receive a ticket in the mail along with the rest of the travel package including an Intergalactic passport ID Card. Superluminal travel packages also include a 2012 Guide Book and a Superluminal Travel Card giving you VIP access to exclusive areas of the USS Ark 2012 including the Officers Lounge, 360 degree Stargazing Deck, and Zero Gravity Room.


What is your 100% money back guarantee?
If the world ends on December 21, 2012, we guarantee your survival and placement on a new Earth-like planet via first class space travel aboard the USS Ark 2012™. If you don’t survive, you get your money back. This guarantee is only good if there is an apocalypse on planet Earth.


Can I book tickets for family and friends?
Yes, absolutely. To ensure your loved ones are safe upon Earth’s apocalypse, you can book a ticket for your family and friends. Check out our discounts for larger groups.


Can I book tickets for my pets?
Yes, absolutely. Pets are family too, so book their ticket for safe passage. Check out our discounts for larger groups.


Do you provide refunds?
Sorry, we do not provide refunds once the ticket has been booked. We can only refund your money if there is an apocalypse on December 21, 2012 and you do not survive.
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Lmfao so they only refund to dead people
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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Re: Omg wtf lol! Which one of you GLPers made this site.....I know it was a fandango ranger!
LOLZ at the FAQ:


What is a 2012 Escape Ticket™?
A 2012 Escape Ticket™ saves your life if the world ends on December 21, 2012. In the event of total world annihilation on December 21, 2012, we offer tickets aboard the USS Ark 2012™ escape ship which ensures safe passage to a new Earth-like planet. We are the first and ONLY provider of 2012 escape tickets.


Is this fake, or do I actually get something mailed to me?
This is real. You will actually receive a ticket in the mail along with the rest of the travel package including an Intergalactic passport ID Card. Superluminal travel packages also include a 2012 Guide Book and a Superluminal Travel Card giving you VIP access to exclusive areas of the USS Ark 2012 including the Officers Lounge, 360 degree Stargazing Deck, and Zero Gravity Room.


What is your 100% money back guarantee?
If the world ends on December 21, 2012, we guarantee your survival and placement on a new Earth-like planet via first class space travel aboard the USS Ark 2012™. If you don’t survive, you get your money back. This guarantee is only good if there is an apocalypse on planet Earth.


Can I book tickets for family and friends?
Yes, absolutely. To ensure your loved ones are safe upon Earth’s apocalypse, you can book a ticket for your family and friends. Check out our discounts for larger groups.


Can I book tickets for my pets?
Yes, absolutely. Pets are family too, so book their ticket for safe passage. Check out our discounts for larger groups.


Do you provide refunds?
Sorry, we do not provide refunds once the ticket has been booked. We can only refund your money if there is an apocalypse on December 21, 2012 and you do not survive.
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Lmfao so they only refund to dead people
 Quoting: Dapurps


Its ok there is a disclaimer:

We at EscapeEarth2012™ will not be held responsible for any acts of violence, self harm or harm to others that somebody or some peoples might resort to as a result of our product. This site was made to be a funny gag gift and should not be taken seriously. We cannot guarantee anyone’s survival from an apocalyptic event nor do we provide space travel to a new planet. This is a story we created to go along with our product. However, we will happily honor our money back guarantee if you purchase a ticket and do not safely make it to a new planet in the event of a 2012 apocalypse

cruise
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Re: Omg wtf lol! Which one of you GLPers made this site.....I know it was a fandango ranger!
LOLZ at the FAQ:


What is a 2012 Escape Ticket™?
A 2012 Escape Ticket™ saves your life if the world ends on December 21, 2012. In the event of total world annihilation on December 21, 2012, we offer tickets aboard the USS Ark 2012™ escape ship which ensures safe passage to a new Earth-like planet. We are the first and ONLY provider of 2012 escape tickets.


Is this fake, or do I actually get something mailed to me?
This is real. You will actually receive a ticket in the mail along with the rest of the travel package including an Intergalactic passport ID Card. Superluminal travel packages also include a 2012 Guide Book and a Superluminal Travel Card giving you VIP access to exclusive areas of the USS Ark 2012 including the Officers Lounge, 360 degree Stargazing Deck, and Zero Gravity Room.


What is your 100% money back guarantee?
If the world ends on December 21, 2012, we guarantee your survival and placement on a new Earth-like planet via first class space travel aboard the USS Ark 2012™. If you don’t survive, you get your money back. This guarantee is only good if there is an apocalypse on planet Earth.


Can I book tickets for family and friends?
Yes, absolutely. To ensure your loved ones are safe upon Earth’s apocalypse, you can book a ticket for your family and friends. Check out our discounts for larger groups.


Can I book tickets for my pets?
Yes, absolutely. Pets are family too, so book their ticket for safe passage. Check out our discounts for larger groups.


Do you provide refunds?
Sorry, we do not provide refunds once the ticket has been booked. We can only refund your money if there is an apocalypse on December 21, 2012 and you do not survive.
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Lmfao so they only refund to dead people
 Quoting: Dapurps


Its ok there is a disclaimer:

We at EscapeEarth2012™ will not be held responsible for any acts of violence, self harm or harm to others that somebody or some peoples might resort to as a result of our product. This site was made to be a funny gag gift and should not be taken seriously. We cannot guarantee anyone’s survival from an apocalyptic event nor do we provide space travel to a new planet. This is a story we created to go along with our product. However, we will happily honor our money back guarantee if you purchase a ticket and do not safely make it to a new planet in the event of a 2012 apocalypse

cruise
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


If i had known people would actually fall for this i would've made this site.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

dapurps
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Re: Omg wtf lol! Which one of you GLPers made this site.....I know it was a fandango ranger!
LOLZ at the FAQ:


What is a 2012 Escape Ticket™?
A 2012 Escape Ticket™ saves your life if the world ends on December 21, 2012. In the event of total world annihilation on December 21, 2012, we offer tickets aboard the USS Ark 2012™ escape ship which ensures safe passage to a new Earth-like planet. We are the first and ONLY provider of 2012 escape tickets.


Is this fake, or do I actually get something mailed to me?
This is real. You will actually receive a ticket in the mail along with the rest of the travel package including an Intergalactic passport ID Card. Superluminal travel packages also include a 2012 Guide Book and a Superluminal Travel Card giving you VIP access to exclusive areas of the USS Ark 2012 including the Officers Lounge, 360 degree Stargazing Deck, and Zero Gravity Room.


What is your 100% money back guarantee?
If the world ends on December 21, 2012, we guarantee your survival and placement on a new Earth-like planet via first class space travel aboard the USS Ark 2012™. If you don’t survive, you get your money back. This guarantee is only good if there is an apocalypse on planet Earth.


Can I book tickets for family and friends?
Yes, absolutely. To ensure your loved ones are safe upon Earth’s apocalypse, you can book a ticket for your family and friends. Check out our discounts for larger groups.


Can I book tickets for my pets?
Yes, absolutely. Pets are family too, so book their ticket for safe passage. Check out our discounts for larger groups.


Do you provide refunds?
Sorry, we do not provide refunds once the ticket has been booked. We can only refund your money if there is an apocalypse on December 21, 2012 and you do not survive.
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Lmfao so they only refund to dead people
 Quoting: Dapurps


Its ok there is a disclaimer:

We at EscapeEarth2012™ will not be held responsible for any acts of violence, self harm or harm to others that somebody or some peoples might resort to as a result of our product. This site was made to be a funny gag gift and should not be taken seriously. We cannot guarantee anyone’s survival from an apocalyptic event nor do we provide space travel to a new planet. This is a story we created to go along with our product. However, we will happily honor our money back guarantee if you purchase a ticket and do not safely make it to a new planet in the event of a 2012 apocalypse

cruise
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


If i had known people would actually fall for this i would've made this site.
 Quoting: Dapurps


We should send one to Solar Guardian from bagal and vagina

rofl
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Lmfao so they only refund to dead people
 Quoting: Dapurps


Its ok there is a disclaimer:

We at EscapeEarth2012™ will not be held responsible for any acts of violence, self harm or harm to others that somebody or some peoples might resort to as a result of our product. This site was made to be a funny gag gift and should not be taken seriously. We cannot guarantee anyone’s survival from an apocalyptic event nor do we provide space travel to a new planet. This is a story we created to go along with our product. However, we will happily honor our money back guarantee if you purchase a ticket and do not safely make it to a new planet in the event of a 2012 apocalypse

cruise
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


If i had known people would actually fall for this i would've made this site.
 Quoting: Dapurps


We should send one to Solar Guardian from bagal and vagina

rofl
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


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