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HELP: Need some female advice!!!

 
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HELP: Need some female advice!!!
Hi there! I need some help from some females.

Christmas is soon to be here and I would like to get my wife something special! What are some of the things that you would want to get from your husband/boyfriend/significant other (did I catch everyone) for that special day of Christmas.

I have some ideas of my own but I would like the advice and wisdom of the females of GLP!

Thanks!
Travis Bickle
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You're taking your life in your hands son....

Good luck. chuckle
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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12/11/2012 05:56 PM

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You're taking your life in your hands son....

Good luck. chuckle
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ohyeah

Don't worry OP, you're in good hands.
We were meant to live for so much more, have we lost ourselves?
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12/11/2012 05:57 PM
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
A huge double ended black dildo and ten pounds of chocolate will get ya in I reckon...
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12/11/2012 05:57 PM
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What kind of budget are you working with?
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furry handcuffs...
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
Hi there! I need some help from some females.

Christmas is soon to be here and I would like to get my wife something special! What are some of the things that you would want to get from your husband/boyfriend/significant other (did I catch everyone) for that special day of Christmas.

I have some ideas of my own but I would like the advice and wisdom of the females of GLP!

Thanks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1447551


jewelry ... expensive jewlry
Who is John Galt?
natasha77
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12/11/2012 05:59 PM

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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
Depends what you know about her.
Does she like necklaces?
Perfume?
Pearls?
Fancy chocolates?

What are her tastes?

I, myself, love all of the above, but is she a more practical person prefering slippers, pjs, etc?
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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12/11/2012 06:00 PM
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
probably a big thick and long dildo... then she will look at you and think you finally understand
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12/11/2012 06:00 PM
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
Either vacuum cleaner or golf clubs
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What kind of budget are you working with?
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about $1000.00
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12/11/2012 06:01 PM
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If you want to treat her to a special night on the town, be aware that a McDonald's inside a Wal-Mart is every bit as good as a real McDonald's

hf
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12/11/2012 06:01 PM
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
butt plug.
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
Either vacuum cleaner or golf clubs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8788578


I seriously doubt any female would want that stuff for a gift.
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12/11/2012 06:02 PM
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
Hi there! I need some help from some females.

Christmas is soon to be here and I would like to get my wife something special! What are some of the things that you would want to get from your husband/boyfriend/significant other (did I catch everyone) for that special day of Christmas.

I have some ideas of my own but I would like the advice and wisdom of the females of GLP!

Thanks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1447551


jewelry ... expensive jewlry
 Quoting: Renegade (Me too)


drevil
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If you want to treat her to a special night on the town, be aware that a McDonald's inside a Wal-Mart is every bit as good as a real McDonald's

hf
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Good advise.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

flatearth
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
If you want to treat her to a special night on the town, be aware that a McDonald's inside a Wal-Mart is every bit as good as a real McDonald's

hf
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rofl
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12/11/2012 06:03 PM

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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
A huge double ended black dildo and ten pounds of chocolate will get ya in I reckon...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16497267


probably a big thick and long dildo... then she will look at you and think you finally understand
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29215748


butt plug.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29655655


If you get her anything that can be shoved into an orifice, I guarantee either her or one of her friends will suggest to her that you're trying to send her signals you want butt play.

I would leave that alone.

Depends on the type of woman she is though as to what she'd like. Tell us more about her.
As above, So below.
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12/11/2012 06:04 PM
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
Either vacuum cleaner or golf clubs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8788578


I seriously doubt any female would want that stuff for a gift.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1447551


A nice dinner, and a movie that she would like to see (chick flick), with flowers, and chocolate is all you really need - that or maybe even a play or opera - or high end eating place (5 star). Women live for MEMORIES not things. Give her good memorys and you won her heart over...
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
Hey there :) I know most of us ladies differ in taste, but something on the romantic side is probably a good idea. A nice massage, something you've made--if you're good at carpentry or something similar, something personalized from you that she could use, nice dinner out (for a future date), with some sort of little surprise, something like that. Need not be expensive, but as long as it comes from the heart, that would be the thing that would impress me, most.

Good luck!
Travis Bickle
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
A huge double ended black dildo and ten pounds of chocolate will get ya in I reckon...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16497267


probably a big thick and long dildo... then she will look at you and think you finally understand
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29215748


butt plug.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29655655


If you get her anything that can be shoved into an orifice, I guarantee either her or one of her friends will suggest to her that you're trying to send her signals you want butt play.

I would leave that alone.

Depends on the type of woman she is though as to what she'd like. Tell us more about her.
 Quoting: Anaiah


OP... I warned you.... lol
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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12/11/2012 06:05 PM
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
A vacuum and an iron - yes, that's it - definitely a vacuum and an iron. :)

Just kidding, of course.

What hobbies does she have?
natasha77
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12/11/2012 06:06 PM

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Does she drive a truck?
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

flatearth
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12/11/2012 06:07 PM
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
I know ... Its a nightmare trying to think what to get. My boyfriend says what do you want, I say nothing, I say what do you want, he says nothing. Christmas comes and .... nothing. He says I buy you something in the sales, do you want to go to ... and pick a top. I hate shopping. I say no I don't need anything.

Hes sulking tonight over nothing and I feel sad would love a hug.

I'll post this, at least it will bump your post up.

Your other half is very lucky you are thinking of her.
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12/11/2012 06:08 PM
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
Well, we're only spending on our kids, nowadays BUT these are things that I have gotten, gotten for myself or would put on a wish list:

Board games, craft supplies, cozy fancy blanket, mug with fancy hot chocolate mix, books to read...maybe a special ornament for the tree, a wooden tea box with teas and a teapot, collection of Penzey's spices, enameled cooking pot, cozy slippers or warm pajamas...things of that nature.

I'm getting my kids BookSeats, which I have and love...they help you hold your book on your lap when you read. Maybe she'd like soemthing like that...
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
A vacuum and an iron - yes, that's it - definitely a vacuum and an iron. :)

Just kidding, of course.

What hobbies does she have?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7570540


She has none really. She does like to watch TV. I got her a big screen TV last year for a Christmas present, so thats covered.
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
women like cool stuff. buy her an xbox and get halo 4
:)
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12/11/2012 06:09 PM
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
Go to the movie twilight blabla makes al chicks wet. Spend the rest of your money to you you you you yeah yourself o really. If she dont accept something cheaps go kick her out of your life. You cant buy love with expensive gifts.
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
Buy her a new computer and if she isn't on GLP introduce her to it.


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or you could buy her a puppy.
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12/11/2012 06:11 PM
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A new toaster.This is what all wives want.They say no but on the inside ohyeah
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12/11/2012 06:13 PM

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A new toaster.This is what all wives want.They say no but on the inside ohyeah
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That's always a welcomed gift. Lol
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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