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HELP: Need some female advice!!!

 
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do women like sex for new year eve, or night, for that matter.
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12/11/2012 06:15 PM
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Either vacuum cleaner or golf clubs
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I seriously doubt any female would want that stuff for a gift.
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A nice dinner, and a movie that she would like to see (chick flick), with flowers, and chocolate is all you really need - that or maybe even a play or opera - or high end eating place (5 star). Women live for MEMORIES not things. Give her good memorys and you won her heart over...
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More than MEMORIES, women exist for DRAMA!

Use a woman, at your own peril, boah!

Kin U handle tha DRAMA?

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Sorry, OP...I see you have a 1000 dollar budget. Well, for that money, you could get her some smaller items and then take her on a pretty nice trip.
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do women like sex for new year eve, or night, for that matter.
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Si!
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
Hi there! I need some help from some females.

Christmas is soon to be here and I would like to get my wife something special! What are some of the things that you would want to get from your husband/boyfriend/significant other (did I catch everyone) for that special day of Christmas.

I have some ideas of my own but I would like the advice and wisdom of the females of GLP!

Thanks!
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A nice Lesbian for the Nite, to "e*t out your wife!"

Most Women/Females/Girls have fantasies of having sex with another female! that's probably in "AmeriKa" about 60% of all Women/Girls!

Get her a female for the nite!

hiding
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12/11/2012 06:21 PM
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We love presents....try here for some very inexpensive ones, how about a full mink coat....real silk lined.....beautiful!


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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
Hi there! I need some help from some females.

Christmas is soon to be here and I would like to get my wife something special! What are some of the things that you would want to get from your husband/boyfriend/significant other (did I catch everyone) for that special day of Christmas.

I have some ideas of my own but I would like the advice and wisdom of the females of GLP!

Thanks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1447551


A nice Lesbian for the Nite, to "e*t out your wife!"

Most Women/Females/Girls have fantasies of having sex with another female! that's probably in "AmeriKa" about 60% of all Women/Girls!

Get her a female for the nite!

hiding
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Or maybe the family dog would be cheaper.
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12/11/2012 06:25 PM
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Already have a dog and two cats.

Thanks for the ideas!! Please keep them rolling in!

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12/11/2012 06:27 PM

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do women like sex for new year eve, or night, for that matter.
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Yes, especially with a 1,000 bugdet. Take her on 2 night trip to a very nice upscale hotel w/ a hot tub in the room, schedule massages for both of you and take her to a play or to Circus de Solea.
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Hi there! I need some help from some females.

Christmas is soon to be here and I would like to get my wife something special! What are some of the things that you would want to get from your husband/boyfriend/significant other (did I catch everyone) for that special day of Christmas.

I have some ideas of my own but I would like the advice and wisdom of the females of GLP!

Thanks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1447551


A nice Lesbian for the Nite, to "e*t out your wife!"

Most Women/Females/Girls have fantasies of having sex with another female! that's probably in "AmeriKa" about 60% of all Women/Girls!

Get her a female for the nite!

hiding
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Or maybe the family dog would be cheaper.
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Probably better for a dude who doesn't want to worry about being dumped. If the girl goes to town and does it better... as was said, most women think about it. Don't put it out there. Just sayin.

You're probably better off getting her a fancy ass dinner and taking her to go see some local christmas lights display then giving her a random token that recalls some memories of times you've had together.
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12/11/2012 06:31 PM
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Weekend spa trip.
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12/11/2012 06:43 PM
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I have this book called Christmas Almanac...and some things they suggest as romantic gifts are framed poem, coupon for dinner out, ballroom dancing lessons, opera tickets, the weekend at B&B breakfast and Sonnets from the Portuguese by Elizabeth Barret Browning...if that sort of stuff is more up her alley.

Does she have any musical instrument interests? Maybe a ukulele or banjo or something? Sewing? A really good sewing machine? Nice Camera? ARt classes and supplies?
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We love presents....try here for some very inexpensive ones, how about a full mink coat....real silk lined.....beautiful!


[link to Webstore.com]
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yea buy her that micky mouse watch.......... 5a
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Jewelry...a nice diamond necklace. Doesn't have to be real expensive, just real. Shows you value her enough to spend the money.
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12/12/2012 05:58 PM
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Well first of all, what price range are we talkin?

Also, what age?
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12/12/2012 06:10 PM
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Ideas:

1)the BEST chef in your area from the most expensive restaurant and ask him/her if they could come in and cook dinner for the two of you a few times. I would think it would prob be around $400 or so each visit depending.

2)Contact a local business with a prominent Main ST store window and rent the window space and put up a big sign in it that says, Mr______ _______ wants everyone in town to know how much he loves his wife. You could also have her photo there.
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A vacuum and an iron - yes, that's it - definitely a vacuum and an iron. :)

Just kidding, of course.

What hobbies does she have?
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1rof1 that made me lol and I'm female.

Here is my first thought based on the things I've treasured most from men: Something made by you personally. A poem, a song written for her and played and sang by you if possible. A night out on the town to all her favorite places, something that takes a bit of thought. Also, maybe make her dinner and plan and a special "at home" evening. Something like that, was what first came to mind.
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Weekend spa trip.
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YES! I was going to say a day at a spa - massage and facial. Depends on your budget!

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A bucket of cheese filled with dead rodents.




Hmm that's the first thing that came to mind.... something's not right with me.
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12/12/2012 06:24 PM
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A huge double ended black dildo and ten pounds of chocolate will get ya in I reckon...
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probably a big thick and long dildo... then she will look at you and think you finally understand
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butt plug.
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If you get her anything that can be shoved into an orifice, I guarantee either her or one of her friends will suggest to her that you're trying to send her signals you want butt play.

I would leave that alone.

Depends on the type of woman she is though as to what she'd like. Tell us more about her.
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I agree. Good advice, Anusiah.
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Well first of all, what price range are we talkin?

Also, what age?
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Look at the ass on that avatar!!!
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A huge double ended black dildo and ten pounds of chocolate will get ya in I reckon...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16497267


probably a big thick and long dildo... then she will look at you and think you finally understand
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29215748


butt plug.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29655655


If you get her anything that can be shoved into an orifice, I guarantee either her or one of her friends will suggest to her that you're trying to send her signals you want butt play.

I would leave that alone.

Depends on the type of woman she is though as to what she'd like. Tell us more about her.
 Quoting: Anaiah


I agree. Good advice, Anusiah.
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why would a guy give her any of those instead of filling the cap himself?
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Re: HELP: Need some female advice!!!
Hi there! I need some help from some females.

Christmas is soon to be here and I would like to get my wife something special! What are some of the things that you would want to get from your husband/boyfriend/significant other (did I catch everyone) for that special day of Christmas.

I have some ideas of my own but I would like the advice and wisdom of the females of GLP!

Thanks!
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putin
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A gaming laptop, chocolate, mt. dew! :-) Oh, wait...that's what I want for Christmas...
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spa day
a gift certificate for a day at the spa
probably includes a massage, mani pedi, facial, body wrap etc
there is one here in toronto where they also have hot tubs with salt water in them---supposed to be very relaxing

then i would splurge for a weekend 'mini'trip somewhere nice, romantic and scenic nyny, niagara falls etc. somewhere not too far, but where you haven't been before.
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spa day
a gift certificate for a day at the spa
probably includes a massage, mani pedi, facial, body wrap etc
there is one here in toronto where they also have hot tubs with salt water in them---supposed to be very relaxing

then i would splurge for a weekend 'mini'trip somewhere nice, romantic and scenic nyny, niagara falls etc. somewhere not too far, but where you haven't been before.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


You are the girliest girls!!!! LOL LOL

Am I the only girl who wants a gaming laptop from Santa????
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A plush but water-absorbable bathrobe.
A bath tub pillow.
Great-smelling massage oils for YOU to use on me.
A day to sleep in as late as I want!
A kindle or similar device (I love reading and hate when the library is out of something I want).
A surprise trip to somewhere we have never been.

Sorry if I'm boring. I prefer to call it "easy to please." ;)
Good luck, OP. You are a thoughtful husband to even care enough to ask. I hope she wows you with a great gift.
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spa day
a gift certificate for a day at the spa
probably includes a massage, mani pedi, facial, body wrap etc
there is one here in toronto where they also have hot tubs with salt water in them---supposed to be very relaxing

then i would splurge for a weekend 'mini'trip somewhere nice, romantic and scenic nyny, niagara falls etc. somewhere not too far, but where you haven't been before.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


You are the girliest girls!!!! LOL LOL

Am I the only girl who wants a gaming laptop from Santa????
 Quoting: StormeyGoddess


Nope. But I just got a new awesome laptop! So I don't need to ask for one right now. LOL Plus my husband gets mad if I spend too much time playing games, and rightfully so I suppose since he'd rather we play together. thumbs
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Ya know, it really, really, REALLY depends on what she's into.

I asked Santa for one of those really snazzy solar ovens, with all the drying racks and doodads.

I would pretty damn stoked for an awesome laptop too!



With that being said, you can never go wrong with jewelry. Have kids? Get everyones birthstone in a ring or necklace. There's usually a key piece of NICE jewelry a woman lacks. A fancy watch, diamond bracelet, a complete set of pearls.

Spa days are AWESOME. Find a pretty great spa, and ask for whole day treatments. Mani, pedi, body scrubs, massage. They will usually finish with hair and makeup, and you can take her for an expensive dinner after.

Photography session. I have a friend who does pin up/boudoir photos. Not the old school glamour shots *gag*, but someone who does true pin up pictures. She can even photoshop you thin, lol! Women are inherently narcissistic, we like to look GOOD, even if we won't admit it. I have yet to meet a woman who doesn't like the idea of getting hair and makeup done, photoshopped so we look like supermodels, and be able to frame/post/keep the more naughty pics for our hubbies. Even if that look isn't our every day reality, we like the idea that at some time it is.
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Well first of all, what price range are we talkin?

Also, what age?
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Look at the ass on that avatar!!!
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Yes, it's a mighty fine looking ass I must say. Lol
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