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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29634527 United Kingdom 12/11/2012 06:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A nice dinner, and a movie that she would like to see (chick flick), with flowers, and chocolate is all you really need - that or maybe even a play or opera - or high end eating place (5 star). Women live for MEMORIES not things. Give her good memorys and you won her heart over... More than MEMORIES, women exist for DRAMA! Use a woman, at your own peril, boah! Kin U handle tha DRAMA? |
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Future Viewer User ID: 569602 United States 12/11/2012 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi there! I need some help from some females. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1447551 Christmas is soon to be here and I would like to get my wife something special! What are some of the things that you would want to get from your husband/boyfriend/significant other (did I catch everyone) for that special day of Christmas. I have some ideas of my own but I would like the advice and wisdom of the females of GLP! Thanks! A nice Lesbian for the Nite, to "e*t out your wife!" Most Women/Females/Girls have fantasies of having sex with another female! that's probably in "AmeriKa" about 60% of all Women/Girls! Get her a female for the nite! The Real "Kronos"..(1957 Movie) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29657649 United States 12/11/2012 06:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We love presents....try here for some very inexpensive ones, how about a full mink coat....real silk lined.....beautiful! [link to Webstore.com] |
natasha77 User ID: 29655292 United States 12/11/2012 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi there! I need some help from some females. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1447551 Christmas is soon to be here and I would like to get my wife something special! What are some of the things that you would want to get from your husband/boyfriend/significant other (did I catch everyone) for that special day of Christmas. I have some ideas of my own but I would like the advice and wisdom of the females of GLP! Thanks! A nice Lesbian for the Nite, to "e*t out your wife!" Most Women/Females/Girls have fantasies of having sex with another female! that's probably in "AmeriKa" about 60% of all Women/Girls! Get her a female for the nite! Or maybe the family dog would be cheaper. SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY! I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour. |
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Morganite User ID: 11765896 United States 12/11/2012 06:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes, especially with a 1,000 bugdet. Take her on 2 night trip to a very nice upscale hotel w/ a hot tub in the room, schedule massages for both of you and take her to a play or to Circus de Solea. morganite |
Anaiah User ID: 20652506 United States 12/11/2012 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi there! I need some help from some females. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1447551 Christmas is soon to be here and I would like to get my wife something special! What are some of the things that you would want to get from your husband/boyfriend/significant other (did I catch everyone) for that special day of Christmas. I have some ideas of my own but I would like the advice and wisdom of the females of GLP! Thanks! A nice Lesbian for the Nite, to "e*t out your wife!" Most Women/Females/Girls have fantasies of having sex with another female! that's probably in "AmeriKa" about 60% of all Women/Girls! Get her a female for the nite! Or maybe the family dog would be cheaper. Probably better for a dude who doesn't want to worry about being dumped. If the girl goes to town and does it better... as was said, most women think about it. Don't put it out there. Just sayin. You're probably better off getting her a fancy ass dinner and taking her to go see some local christmas lights display then giving her a random token that recalls some memories of times you've had together. As above, So below. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28837935 United States 12/11/2012 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have this book called Christmas Almanac...and some things they suggest as romantic gifts are framed poem, coupon for dinner out, ballroom dancing lessons, opera tickets, the weekend at B&B breakfast and Sonnets from the Portuguese by Elizabeth Barret Browning...if that sort of stuff is more up her alley. Does she have any musical instrument interests? Maybe a ukulele or banjo or something? Sewing? A really good sewing machine? Nice Camera? ARt classes and supplies? |
T-Man Entitled title User ID: 29080459 Netherlands 12/12/2012 05:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We love presents....try here for some very inexpensive ones, how about a full mink coat....real silk lined.....beautiful! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29657649 [link to Webstore.com] yea buy her that micky mouse watch.......... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17888588 United States 12/12/2012 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1)the BEST chef in your area from the most expensive restaurant and ask him/her if they could come in and cook dinner for the two of you a few times. I would think it would prob be around $400 or so each visit depending. 2)Contact a local business with a prominent Main ST store window and rent the window space and put up a big sign in it that says, Mr______ _______ wants everyone in town to know how much he loves his wife. You could also have her photo there. |
CeeLite User ID: 1482671 United States 12/12/2012 06:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A vacuum and an iron - yes, that's it - definitely a vacuum and an iron. :) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7570540 Just kidding, of course. What hobbies does she have? that made me lol and I'm female. Here is my first thought based on the things I've treasured most from men: Something made by you personally. A poem, a song written for her and played and sang by you if possible. A night out on the town to all her favorite places, something that takes a bit of thought. Also, maybe make her dinner and plan and a special "at home" evening. Something like that, was what first came to mind. |
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Generation Doom User ID: 20816248 United States 12/12/2012 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A bucket of cheese filled with dead rodents. Hmm that's the first thing that came to mind.... something's not right with me. Pray this prayer to blind Satan: [link to flameoflove.us (secure)] |
Thor's Hamster User ID: 29656734 United States 12/12/2012 06:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A huge double ended black dildo and ten pounds of chocolate will get ya in I reckon... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16497267 probably a big thick and long dildo... then she will look at you and think you finally understand Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29215748 If you get her anything that can be shoved into an orifice, I guarantee either her or one of her friends will suggest to her that you're trying to send her signals you want butt play. I would leave that alone. Depends on the type of woman she is though as to what she'd like. Tell us more about her. I agree. Good advice, Anusiah. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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T-Man Entitled title User ID: 29080459 Netherlands 12/12/2012 06:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A huge double ended black dildo and ten pounds of chocolate will get ya in I reckon... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16497267 probably a big thick and long dildo... then she will look at you and think you finally understand Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29215748 If you get her anything that can be shoved into an orifice, I guarantee either her or one of her friends will suggest to her that you're trying to send her signals you want butt play. I would leave that alone. Depends on the type of woman she is though as to what she'd like. Tell us more about her. I agree. Good advice, Anusiah. why would a guy give her any of those instead of filling the cap himself? |
anti-agenda21 User ID: 1462016 Canada 12/12/2012 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi there! I need some help from some females. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1447551 Christmas is soon to be here and I would like to get my wife something special! What are some of the things that you would want to get from your husband/boyfriend/significant other (did I catch everyone) for that special day of Christmas. I have some ideas of my own but I would like the advice and wisdom of the females of GLP! Thanks! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 26372742 Canada 12/12/2012 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | spa day a gift certificate for a day at the spa probably includes a massage, mani pedi, facial, body wrap etc there is one here in toronto where they also have hot tubs with salt water in them---supposed to be very relaxing then i would splurge for a weekend 'mini'trip somewhere nice, romantic and scenic nyny, niagara falls etc. somewhere not too far, but where you haven't been before. |
StormeyGoddess User ID: 22004193 United States 12/12/2012 06:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | spa day Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742 a gift certificate for a day at the spa probably includes a massage, mani pedi, facial, body wrap etc there is one here in toronto where they also have hot tubs with salt water in them---supposed to be very relaxing then i would splurge for a weekend 'mini'trip somewhere nice, romantic and scenic nyny, niagara falls etc. somewhere not too far, but where you haven't been before. You are the girliest girls!!!! LOL LOL Am I the only girl who wants a gaming laptop from Santa???? "Don't look back, you're not going that way." "As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.” |
Gratia Plena User ID: 1220977 United States 12/12/2012 06:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A plush but water-absorbable bathrobe. A bath tub pillow. Great-smelling massage oils for YOU to use on me. A day to sleep in as late as I want! A kindle or similar device (I love reading and hate when the library is out of something I want). A surprise trip to somewhere we have never been. Sorry if I'm boring. I prefer to call it "easy to please." ;) Good luck, OP. You are a thoughtful husband to even care enough to ask. I hope she wows you with a great gift. |
Gratia Plena User ID: 1220977 United States 12/12/2012 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | spa day Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742 a gift certificate for a day at the spa probably includes a massage, mani pedi, facial, body wrap etc there is one here in toronto where they also have hot tubs with salt water in them---supposed to be very relaxing then i would splurge for a weekend 'mini'trip somewhere nice, romantic and scenic nyny, niagara falls etc. somewhere not too far, but where you haven't been before. You are the girliest girls!!!! LOL LOL Am I the only girl who wants a gaming laptop from Santa???? Nope. But I just got a new awesome laptop! So I don't need to ask for one right now. LOL Plus my husband gets mad if I spend too much time playing games, and rightfully so I suppose since he'd rather we play together. |
CupidStunt User ID: 14641921 United States 12/12/2012 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ya know, it really, really, REALLY depends on what she's into. I asked Santa for one of those really snazzy solar ovens, with all the drying racks and doodads. I would pretty damn stoked for an awesome laptop too! With that being said, you can never go wrong with jewelry. Have kids? Get everyones birthstone in a ring or necklace. There's usually a key piece of NICE jewelry a woman lacks. A fancy watch, diamond bracelet, a complete set of pearls. Spa days are AWESOME. Find a pretty great spa, and ask for whole day treatments. Mani, pedi, body scrubs, massage. They will usually finish with hair and makeup, and you can take her for an expensive dinner after. Photography session. I have a friend who does pin up/boudoir photos. Not the old school glamour shots *gag*, but someone who does true pin up pictures. She can even photoshop you thin, lol! Women are inherently narcissistic, we like to look GOOD, even if we won't admit it. I have yet to meet a woman who doesn't like the idea of getting hair and makeup done, photoshopped so we look like supermodels, and be able to frame/post/keep the more naughty pics for our hubbies. Even if that look isn't our every day reality, we like the idea that at some time it is. |
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