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What if humans were spawned on elephant backs and controlled pachyderm minds???

 
Elephant Centaur
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12/11/2012 07:59 PM
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What if humans were spawned on elephant backs and controlled pachyderm minds???
Sort of like a centaur but not. What if humans spawned on the backs of elephants but only from the waist up and we could control not only the body but also the head and trunk of the elephant. You know? The elephants mind becomes fused to the human parasitic host. An elephant with a human growing out of the back from the torso upwards. We can use the trunk to lift logs. We can use our elephant feces to fertilize the garden.

Wouldn't that be cool?? Furrier versions could exist in the far North who spawn from mammoths!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/11/2012 08:27 PM
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12/11/2012 08:30 PM
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Re: What if humans were spawned on elephant backs and controlled pachyderm minds???
Take two and pass.
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12/11/2012 08:48 PM
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12/11/2012 08:53 PM
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Re: What if humans were spawned on elephant backs and controlled pachyderm minds???
Hmmm, sounds interesting. Question, would the human have control over the elephant's schlong? If so, then count me in.
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12/11/2012 09:01 PM
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