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A warning from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

 
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12/11/2012 08:16 PM
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A warning from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Prior to my message, if you are skeptical, feel free to run my badge number: JTT047101111

The government possesses a knowledge in which will be released to us next month. The hard way. They have tons of Purity Control in their possession. They plan on using this black oil to create what seems like another black oil spill, but what it is is an alien virus. Do not take showers or drink water on the day of December tenth. It will be contaminated. And you may become a carrier for the black oil, and ultimately transformed into an EBE. An extraterrestrial biological entity. And please, do not heed any men smoking Morley cigarettes. By the way, have you seen my sister?
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12/11/2012 08:18 PM
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Re: A warning from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
back away from the tooter slowly..
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12/11/2012 08:18 PM
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Yes she has gone off to see the bees
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12/11/2012 08:20 PM
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Prior to my message, if you are skeptical, feel free to run my badge number: JTT047101111

The government possesses a knowledge in which will be released to us next month. The hard way. They have tons of Purity Control in their possession. They plan on using this black oil to create what seems like another black oil spill, but what it is is an alien virus. Do not take showers or drink water on the day of December tenth. It will be contaminated. And you may become a carrier for the black oil, and ultimately transformed into an EBE. An extraterrestrial biological entity. And please, do not heed any men smoking Morley cigarettes. By the way, have you seen my sister?
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Hang on, let me lower the "cone of silence", and insert your badge number's digits into the super-secret data entry pad on my FBI-provided computer.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: A warning from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Link?
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Yes she has gone off to see the bees
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20675367


you have seen bees?.. blink.. when?..
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12/11/2012 08:21 PM
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Re: A warning from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Prior to my message, if you are skeptical, feel free to run my badge number: JTT047101111

The government possesses a knowledge in which will be released to us next month. The hard way. They have tons of Purity Control in their possession. They plan on using this black oil to create what seems like another black oil spill, but what it is is an alien virus. Do not take showers or drink water on the day of December tenth. It will be contaminated. And you may become a carrier for the black oil, and ultimately transformed into an EBE. An extraterrestrial biological entity. And please, do not heed any men smoking Morley cigarettes. By the way, have you seen my sister?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20077199


Hang on, let me lower the "cone of silence", and insert your badge number's digits into the super-secret data entry pad on my FBI-provided computer.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


cupping my hand in shoulder making walkie talkie noises.. we got one.. agent
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12/11/2012 08:22 PM
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Re: A warning from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Prior to my message, if you are skeptical, feel free to run my badge number: JTT047101111

The government possesses a knowledge in which will be released to us next month. The hard way. They have tons of Purity Control in their possession. They plan on using this black oil to create what seems like another black oil spill, but what it is is an alien virus. Do not take showers or drink water on the day of December tenth. It will be contaminated. And you may become a carrier for the black oil, and ultimately transformed into an EBE. An extraterrestrial biological entity. And please, do not heed any men smoking Morley cigarettes. By the way, have you seen my sister?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20077199


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^​

Impossible!

The FBI, and the CIA and the DHS and the NSA, are not that competent and clearly inept! So it ain't going to happen!..

I've seen them in action, sort of like as best I can describe it as "Keystone Cops on LSD-25"

rant
The Real "Kronos"..(1957 Movie)
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Re: A warning from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Prior to my message, if you are skeptical, feel free to run my badge number: JTT047101111

The government possesses a knowledge in which will be released to us next month. The hard way. They have tons of Purity Control in their possession. They plan on using this black oil to create what seems like another black oil spill, but what it is is an alien virus. Do not take showers or drink water on the day of December tenth. It will be contaminated. And you may become a carrier for the black oil, and ultimately transformed into an EBE. An extraterrestrial biological entity. And please, do not heed any men smoking Morley cigarettes. By the way, have you seen my sister?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20077199


Hang on, let me lower the "cone of silence", and insert your badge number's digits into the super-secret data entry pad on my FBI-provided computer.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


cupping my hand in shoulder making walkie talkie noises.. we got one.. agent
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22847731


LOL!!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Link?
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please dont.. lol.. for the posters sake..
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12/11/2012 08:23 PM

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Special agent Mulder, is that you? [link to www.angelfire.com]
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12/11/2012 08:24 PM
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Special agent Mulder, is that you? [link to www.angelfire.com]
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nice..
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12/11/2012 08:24 PM
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back away from the tooter slowly..
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lmao
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12/11/2012 08:29 PM

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Where's that foxy Scully?
free your inner baboon.
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12/11/2012 08:29 PM
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Re: A warning from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Prior to my message, if you are skeptical, feel free to run my badge number: JTT047101111

The government possesses a knowledge in which will be released to us next month. The hard way. They have tons of Purity Control in their possession. They plan on using this black oil to create what seems like another black oil spill, but what it is is an alien virus. Do not take showers or drink water on the day of December tenth. It will be contaminated. And you may become a carrier for the black oil, and ultimately transformed into an EBE. An extraterrestrial biological entity. And please, do not heed any men smoking Morley cigarettes. By the way, have you seen my sister?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20077199


Now wait, you posted this today the 11th of December, you say they plan on using this virus in a month but dont take a shower on Dec 10th, yesterday.

Agent, you are obviously stuck in some kind of pandemonious time dislocation; obviously to silence your efforts at whistle blowing this heinous event.
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12/11/2012 08:34 PM
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bsflag
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12/11/2012 08:35 PM
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OP?.. OP?.. OP?.. OOOOOOOOOOOO P!!!!!!.. i think they got em folks..
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12/11/2012 08:42 PM
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Re: A warning from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Is this the FBI that keeps sending me junk e-mail?

If so, please stop. Thank you.

tounge
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12/11/2012 08:44 PM
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Is this the FBI that keeps sending me junk e-mail?

If so, please stop. Thank you.

tounge
 Quoting: Stirling 15059428


thats all you have to do?.. blink
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12/11/2012 08:46 PM

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Re: A warning from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Pretty sure I saw this in a movie before....
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12/11/2012 08:52 PM
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Pretty sure I saw this in a movie before....
 Quoting: Generation Doom


yes but did you play it while sleeping after a three day run?..
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12/11/2012 09:12 PM
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Re: A warning from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Prior to my message, if you are skeptical, feel free to run my badge number: JTT047101111

The government possesses a knowledge in which will be released to us next month. The hard way. They have tons of Purity Control in their possession. They plan on using this black oil to create what seems like another black oil spill, but what it is is an alien virus. Do not take showers or drink water on the day of December tenth. It will be contaminated. And you may become a carrier for the black oil, and ultimately transformed into an EBE. An extraterrestrial biological entity. And please, do not heed any men smoking Morley cigarettes. By the way, have you seen my sister?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20077199


nope
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12/11/2012 10:18 PM

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Damb! I thought this was real.tomato
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12/11/2012 10:22 PM
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Damb! I thought this was real.tomato
 Quoting: towdogs


hee hee.. it was fun though..

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