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Thor's Hamster User ID: 29656734 United States 12/11/2012 08:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Prior to my message, if you are skeptical, feel free to run my badge number: JTT047101111 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20077199 The government possesses a knowledge in which will be released to us next month. The hard way. They have tons of Purity Control in their possession. They plan on using this black oil to create what seems like another black oil spill, but what it is is an alien virus. Do not take showers or drink water on the day of December tenth. It will be contaminated. And you may become a carrier for the black oil, and ultimately transformed into an EBE. An extraterrestrial biological entity. And please, do not heed any men smoking Morley cigarettes. By the way, have you seen my sister? Hang on, let me lower the "cone of silence", and insert your badge number's digits into the super-secret data entry pad on my FBI-provided computer. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22847731 United States 12/11/2012 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Prior to my message, if you are skeptical, feel free to run my badge number: JTT047101111 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20077199 The government possesses a knowledge in which will be released to us next month. The hard way. They have tons of Purity Control in their possession. They plan on using this black oil to create what seems like another black oil spill, but what it is is an alien virus. Do not take showers or drink water on the day of December tenth. It will be contaminated. And you may become a carrier for the black oil, and ultimately transformed into an EBE. An extraterrestrial biological entity. And please, do not heed any men smoking Morley cigarettes. By the way, have you seen my sister? Hang on, let me lower the "cone of silence", and insert your badge number's digits into the super-secret data entry pad on my FBI-provided computer. cupping my hand in shoulder making walkie talkie noises.. we got one.. |
Future Viewer User ID: 1344660 United States 12/11/2012 08:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Prior to my message, if you are skeptical, feel free to run my badge number: JTT047101111 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20077199 The government possesses a knowledge in which will be released to us next month. The hard way. They have tons of Purity Control in their possession. They plan on using this black oil to create what seems like another black oil spill, but what it is is an alien virus. Do not take showers or drink water on the day of December tenth. It will be contaminated. And you may become a carrier for the black oil, and ultimately transformed into an EBE. An extraterrestrial biological entity. And please, do not heed any men smoking Morley cigarettes. By the way, have you seen my sister? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Impossible! The FBI, and the CIA and the DHS and the NSA, are not that competent and clearly inept! So it ain't going to happen!.. I've seen them in action, sort of like as best I can describe it as "Keystone Cops on LSD-25" The Real "Kronos"..(1957 Movie) |
Thor's Hamster User ID: 29656734 United States 12/11/2012 08:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Prior to my message, if you are skeptical, feel free to run my badge number: JTT047101111 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20077199 The government possesses a knowledge in which will be released to us next month. The hard way. They have tons of Purity Control in their possession. They plan on using this black oil to create what seems like another black oil spill, but what it is is an alien virus. Do not take showers or drink water on the day of December tenth. It will be contaminated. And you may become a carrier for the black oil, and ultimately transformed into an EBE. An extraterrestrial biological entity. And please, do not heed any men smoking Morley cigarettes. By the way, have you seen my sister? Hang on, let me lower the "cone of silence", and insert your badge number's digits into the super-secret data entry pad on my FBI-provided computer. cupping my hand in shoulder making walkie talkie noises.. we got one.. LOL!!!! Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 961432 United States 12/11/2012 08:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Prior to my message, if you are skeptical, feel free to run my badge number: JTT047101111 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20077199 The government possesses a knowledge in which will be released to us next month. The hard way. They have tons of Purity Control in their possession. They plan on using this black oil to create what seems like another black oil spill, but what it is is an alien virus. Do not take showers or drink water on the day of December tenth. It will be contaminated. And you may become a carrier for the black oil, and ultimately transformed into an EBE. An extraterrestrial biological entity. And please, do not heed any men smoking Morley cigarettes. By the way, have you seen my sister? Now wait, you posted this today the 11th of December, you say they plan on using this virus in a month but dont take a shower on Dec 10th, yesterday. Agent, you are obviously stuck in some kind of pandemonious time dislocation; obviously to silence your efforts at whistle blowing this heinous event. |
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TSWB21 User ID: 1267719 United States 12/11/2012 09:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Prior to my message, if you are skeptical, feel free to run my badge number: JTT047101111 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20077199 The government possesses a knowledge in which will be released to us next month. The hard way. They have tons of Purity Control in their possession. They plan on using this black oil to create what seems like another black oil spill, but what it is is an alien virus. Do not take showers or drink water on the day of December tenth. It will be contaminated. And you may become a carrier for the black oil, and ultimately transformed into an EBE. An extraterrestrial biological entity. And please, do not heed any men smoking Morley cigarettes. By the way, have you seen my sister? nope |
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