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The government possesses a knowledge in which will be released to us next month. The hard way. They have tons of Purity Control in their possession. They plan on using this black oil to create what seems like another black oil spill, but what it is is an alien virus. Do not take showers or drink water on the day of December tenth. It will be contaminated. And you may become a carrier for the black oil, and ultimately transformed into an EBE. An extraterrestrial biological entity. And please, do not heed any men smoking Morley cigarettes. By the way, have you seen my sister?