Oh yeah, and a black hole is currently descending on the Earth via a wormhole near the Moon. Martians will land here within the next week to tell the world that we have the power to create our own reality, we just have to really believe that we are unicorns and wizards, and then use that collective will to destroy the black hole, in turn creating a new sun that will not radiate heat or energy, but magic, turning this world into the land of Ooo as seen in Adventure Time with Jake and Finn.

We will then be given the opportunity by the Martians to fight along side them in an intergalactic war against the Godarian Hoarde, beasts which are six miles tall and made of crystal.

If we help the Martians win this fierce battle, we will finally be given entrance into the League of Universes, where we will be shown how to become pure energy and travel to distant stars within seconds.