I n33d my belov3d glp-tards, math-tards, numerology-tards to help me tard something!

Ok my fellow tards. I really need you now!

I am tripping balls on the signs, omens, portents of 12/11/12!!

I give you as spartan a break down of my day as possible...pls help me decoded my amazing day.

I live in the most wonderful apt complex in the whole galaxy. It's call Fountains in the Green in Phoenix AZ, USA.

I am a 42yo Heinz 57 race, disabled Persian Gulf War vet. USN The Mighty Ike Dwight D. Eisenhower CVN69 Super Carrier Nuke MM.

I am beyond 33rd deg Free-Mason, Rosicrucian, Dionsian Mysteries blah blah blah temporally.

I am our Heavenly Fathers Alpha-Elite Spec-Ops Commander. I am here to make sure the "coast is clear" before our Lord gets here! I am kinda like a Navy S.E.A.L. [SEAL team 7 style], "Bird-Wardog, Supra-spy. My Psionix Sifu calls me his "Pyshco-naut".

Anyways...

I woke up around 10:30 am MST. Did a little studying my French, Russian and Mandrin Chinese. Hit a bowl of "Dragon-Spice" soaked in the hot-tub, mediated in the heated pool. Decided to go exploring around the valley. I found recently a site in the mountains that very likely is a pre-aviation crash site.

Anyways...

I got to this smoke shop to grab a pack of cigarettes. But I was tripping great gobs of glorious balls about an meta-synchronicity!

I love all esoterica. I am a grand-master astrologer, numerologist, diviner extra-ordinaire. But my fellow tards I have had a personal iconoclastic apocalypse like never in my existence!

On Wed. 11-28-12 I bought a Power-ball quick pick tickets that has the #'s 03-07-13-33-51 QP 33 QP powerball n# is the last 33. Non-winner ticket

On Sat. 12-08-12 another Quik Pick Power Ball ticket #'s 07-16-33-56QP 33QP AGAIN POWERBALL # is 33!!!!

My social adds up to 33!

My scared new name adds up to 33 with 7 letters!!

I live on the 33rd degree parallel on the planet.

I live in Arizona which anagram for A.rizona R.epublic A.merica Z.I.O.N. ARAZION...understand? Phoenix isn't named Phoenix by coincidence!

My beloved math tards pls PLEASE help come up with a formula to calculate the fraking gawdamn ODDS to get back to back quick pick RANDOM Pball tickets with those fraking sacred numbers!!!!!!!!

Then I met a homeless lady that look so much like my Aunt Jackie I nearly fell over. I asked her if she wanted a smoke I had just bought a pack of "Timeless...Time" brand cigarettes; she said no that she was looking for a joint. I said sister it's your lucky day. We went around behind this shops and sat on the curb and packed a bowl of a "Dragon Spice" called Orange Crush which is a Indica Sativa hybrid. I smoked a wild cherry amazing cigarette. We got blissfully high as a mofo!!!

Then we bought a $10 Pizza Hut Super Supreme hand-tossed pizza. Very savory fraking pie...
Then we got some fountain drinks went back to my paradise in the most scared place in the western hemi-sphere. The Cradle of Divinity.

We watched Junior on Disney Channel....

Oh frak I am being horribly Athenian!

A.E. aka Alt-146on