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OMG! I don't want to lose my job! I farted in front of my boss!

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/11/2012 10:00 PM
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OMG! I don't want to lose my job! I farted in front of my boss!
I am on the edge! Please help me with some recommendations! How should I make up for this?? This is so wrong I shouldn't have done it, it just slipped.
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12/11/2012 10:01 PM
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Re: OMG! I don't want to lose my job! I farted in front of my boss!
you may as well resign, you're a goner
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12/11/2012 10:02 PM
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Re: OMG! I don't want to lose my job! I farted in front of my boss!
your reaction tells him everything he needs to know about how you view yourself, your position in the workplace and your place in the world.
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12/11/2012 10:03 PM
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Re: OMG! I don't want to lose my job! I farted in front of my boss!
do not worry. I choked my chicken in a STAFF meeting
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12/11/2012 10:04 PM
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Re: OMG! I don't want to lose my job! I farted in front of my boss!
your reaction tells him everything he needs to know about how you view yourself, your position in the workplace and your place in the world.
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I didn't mean to, it was just a stupid accident! He looked at me in disgust, I guess he doesn't fart.
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12/11/2012 10:09 PM
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Re: OMG! I don't want to lose my job! I farted in front of my boss!
Slipped out? sounds messy
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12/11/2012 10:11 PM
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Re: OMG! I don't want to lose my job! I farted in front of my boss!
Next time make it wet & windy.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/11/2012 10:13 PM
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Re: OMG! I don't want to lose my job! I farted in front of my boss!
I am on the edge! Please help me with some recommendations! How should I make up for this?? This is so wrong I shouldn't have done it, it just slipped.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8649211


Thats why from the get go, I let people know Im a funny guy and a sense of humor comes with the property....

People are so uptight in public, they get petrified from stuff like this but it happens

Humor first should lighten up the tension.

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