My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas?

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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29215748 United States 12/11/2012 11:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas? I'll pass it on to him... he don't like milk and cookies... he likes long island ice tear and pizza. He tends to bring gifts to kids who have hot single moms.. just so you know.

Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 29215748 United States 12/11/2012 11:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas? he don't like milk cause he's lactose intolerant... he don't like cookies because people can't fucking cook anymore.. why pizza? he can eat it cold... and that's exactly why he likes to keep his buzz going.. cause it's fucking cold out
Eggcellent User ID: 29227711 United States 12/12/2012 12:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas? Well, if it wouldn't be too much trouble for him, I'd like a little kitteh. Two of my 3 cats passed away last summer from old age, and this house is WAY too quiet! A little kitteh for Christmas would be wonderful! Thank you for passing it on, and Merry Christmas to you! "I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20675367 United States 12/12/2012 12:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas? A Humanzee who's been classically trained in the monkey martial arts

Anonymous Coward User ID: 4422140 United States 12/12/2012 01:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas? Well, if it wouldn't be too much trouble for him, I'd like a little kitteh. Two of my 3 cats passed away last summer from old age, and this house is WAY too quiet! A little kitteh for Christmas would be wonderful! Thank you for passing it on, and Merry Christmas to you! Quoting: Eggcellent Why would santa give you more cats if thier just diein in your care?? Maybe he'll five you cute tiger or leopard to play with!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28972248 United States 12/12/2012 01:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas? Please let your uncle know that I would really like a full-time job with benefits. I have been really good this year but all the laborious part time gigs are taking a toll on my time and energy. It would really be a gift for the employer as well since my time and energy is worth more than the cost to run a V6 engine 8 hours a day.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 29215748 United States 12/12/2012 11:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas? Please let your uncle know that I would really like a full-time job with benefits. I have been really good this year but all the laborious part time gigs are taking a toll on my time and energy. It would really be a gift for the employer as well since my time and energy is worth more than the cost to run a V6 engine 8 hours a day. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28972248 lol Santa is a seasonal worker! he only works one fucking day a year himself!
Elsabiades... User ID: 28025858 United States 12/12/2012 11:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas? Tell uncle C to send me $50,000.00 Buckaroonies....
MHz User ID: 25505891 Canada 12/12/2012 11:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas? Move the North Pole to the equator, this -20C shit is for, well, .... Penguins, I guess.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29704019 Croatia 12/12/2012 11:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas? Well, if it wouldn't be too much trouble for him, I'd like a little kitteh. Two of my 3 cats passed away last summer from old age, and this house is WAY too quiet! A little kitteh for Christmas would be wonderful! Thank you for passing it on, and Merry Christmas to you! Quoting: Eggcellent
MHz User ID: 25505891 Canada 12/12/2012 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas? Tell uncle C to send me $50,000.00 Buckaroonies.... Quoting: Elsabiades... 28025858 Is that the same a 1 nickle or a penny for your thoughts?
MHz User ID: 25505891 Canada 12/12/2012 11:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas? Well, if it wouldn't be too much trouble for him, I'd like a little kitteh. Two of my 3 cats passed away last summer from old age, and this house is WAY too quiet! A little kitteh for Christmas would be wonderful! Thank you for passing it on, and Merry Christmas to you! Quoting: Eggcellent Move closer my house runneth over.
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