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My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas?

 
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12/11/2012 11:33 PM
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My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas?
I'll pass it on to him... he don't like milk and cookies... he likes long island ice tear and pizza.

He tends to bring gifts to kids who have hot single moms.. just so you know.
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12/11/2012 11:44 PM
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he don't like milk cause he's lactose intolerant... he don't like cookies because people can't fucking cook anymore..

why pizza? he can eat it cold... and that's exactly why he likes to keep his buzz going.. cause it's fucking cold out
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12/12/2012 12:49 AM
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Well, if it wouldn't be too much trouble for him, I'd like a little kitteh. Two of my 3 cats passed away last summer from old age, and this house is WAY too quiet! A little kitteh for Christmas would be wonderful! Thank you for passing it on, and Merry Christmas to you!
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12/12/2012 12:51 AM
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A Humanzee who's been classically trained in the monkey martial arts
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12/12/2012 01:11 AM
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Re: My Uncle is THE Santa Claus... What do you want for X-Mas?
Well, if it wouldn't be too much trouble for him, I'd like a little kitteh. Two of my 3 cats passed away last summer from old age, and this house is WAY too quiet! A little kitteh for Christmas would be wonderful! Thank you for passing it on, and Merry Christmas to you!
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Why would santa give you more cats if thier just diein in your care?? Maybe he'll five you cute tiger or leopard to play with!
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12/12/2012 01:24 AM
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Please let your uncle know that I would really like a full-time job with benefits. I have been really good this year but all the laborious part time gigs are taking a toll on my time and energy. It would really be a gift for the employer as well since my time and energy is worth more than the cost to run a V6 engine 8 hours a day.
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12/12/2012 11:20 AM
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Please let your uncle know that I would really like a full-time job with benefits. I have been really good this year but all the laborious part time gigs are taking a toll on my time and energy. It would really be a gift for the employer as well since my time and energy is worth more than the cost to run a V6 engine 8 hours a day.
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lol Santa is a seasonal worker! he only works one fucking day a year himself!
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12/12/2012 11:22 AM
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Tell uncle C to send me $50,000.00 Buckaroonies....banana2
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12/12/2012 11:22 AM
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Move the North Pole to the equator, this -20C shit is for, well, .... Penguins, I guess.
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12/12/2012 11:23 AM
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Well, if it wouldn't be too much trouble for him, I'd like a little kitteh. Two of my 3 cats passed away last summer from old age, and this house is WAY too quiet! A little kitteh for Christmas would be wonderful! Thank you for passing it on, and Merry Christmas to you!
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Tell uncle C to send me $50,000.00 Buckaroonies....banana2
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Is that the same a 1 nickle or a penny for your thoughts?
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Well, if it wouldn't be too much trouble for him, I'd like a little kitteh. Two of my 3 cats passed away last summer from old age, and this house is WAY too quiet! A little kitteh for Christmas would be wonderful! Thank you for passing it on, and Merry Christmas to you!
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Move closer my house runneth over.