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Whoever invented chess was on smart ass motherfucker.

 
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Whoever invented chess was on smart ass motherfucker.
So much shit in one fucking game
JUST HERE

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wat
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link?
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Persians?
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dur
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i don't see anything complicated about it unless you're talking about those tricks and setups. if that's the case, then the whole spectrum of competitive video gaming is complicated as fuck
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oh thank you.. for that..
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i don't see anything complicated about it unless you're talking about those tricks and setups. if that's the case, then the whole spectrum of competitive video gaming is complicated as fuck
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really?
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thats funny


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Persians?
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op got his answer now what
biscuits and gravy

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Chess creator had zero dumbies?
Winners Always Win
losers always lose
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Chess has changed many times throughout history, from the pieces themselves to the movement of the pieces. It wasn't the same from day one as it is today.

I am a provincial champion and been playing for 15 years. That's my reference.
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Chess has changed many times throughout history, from the pieces themselves to the movement of the pieces. It wasn't the same from day one as it is today.

I am a provincial champion and been playing for 15 years. That's my reference.
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I heard too much chess will drive you insane
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really?


yep, if one would take the time to play or understand the rules of a certain video game, you'd be pretty dam amazed at what you see at tournaments. games like starcraft, dota and street fighter are insane at high level play. why else are there big prizes for their respective genres? (nothing like chess of course, but still pretty dam good for something recent)
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really?


yep, if one would take the time to play or understand the rules of a certain video game, you'd be pretty dam amazed at what you see at tournaments. games like starcraft, dota and street fighter are insane at high level play. why else are there big prizes for their respective genres? (nothing like chess of course, but still pretty dam good for something recent)


like this

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12/12/2012 01:16 AM
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The Hindus.
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Nothing difficult about it. Game of tards
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Not being mean but they were also boring.
Because that is the most boring game ever!
In my opinion.
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Chess has changed many times throughout history, from the pieces themselves to the movement of the pieces. It wasn't the same from day one as it is today.

I am a provincial champion and been playing for 15 years. That's my reference.
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I heard too much chess will drive you insane
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Quite possibly true. Probably has to do with the intense concentration and overwhelming broadness of the game.

But too much anything can drive anyone insane ;)
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noted.

Ever played old school Battle Chess on the computer?

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So much shit in one fucking game
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Yep
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I laugh at all the people who say its nothing 'difficult' about it. Easy game to 'play' but hard to master. Classical chess can take you one month to play 1 game!
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So much shit in one fucking game
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Yep
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I thought that too in fourth grade
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yoda
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Obviously the Chinese. Some smart ass motherfuckers.
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Persians?
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Yep.

And originally, the bishops were sea captains. When chess came to Europe, the Catholic Church threatened to outlaw it. In order to appease the Church, the sea captains were changed to bishops.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Persians...you know, the ones the Zionists are trying to get American to attack and destroy.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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I played Gary Kasparov and won




Ok I know it was snakes and ladders
But a board game is a board game
yeahsure