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How China will be invading the US soon

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 05:33 AM
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How China will be invading the US soon
Oh so there is a new Maersk ship that can carry 11000 containers? AWESOME. Now picture those loaded with Chinese military + tanks + anti aircraft + nuclear warheads docking in a US port. But why just 1 of them? The U.S. has lots of ports, with a strategically planned attack they can sneak in and destroy America in just over a day. The added benefit is they will disable all oil imports at these ports in minutes once they launch their assault.

You fucking heard it here first folks, but thats the only way they can, and will be doing it. Sweet dreams on December 20th fuckers. Got Mandarin?
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12/12/2012 05:35 AM
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they should embrace it IMO
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12/12/2012 05:46 AM
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and that wouldn't be noticed.It would be very strange for a vessel of that size to sail from China directly to the US.
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12/12/2012 05:47 AM
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And I think the owners would report it stolen lol
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12/12/2012 05:48 AM

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Suck a D
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12/12/2012 05:49 AM
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Got Mandarin?
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When there done with us, you'll be next, neighbor.
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12/12/2012 05:50 AM
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OP why don't you go sit in a container for a few months, see how you like it? Or do you think all those Chinese troops will be able to stay in containers for an ocean crossing but still be in good fighting shape when they arrive?
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12/12/2012 05:51 AM
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Oh so there is a new Maersk ship that can carry 11000 containers? AWESOME. Now picture those loaded with Chinese military + tanks + anti aircraft + nuclear warheads docking in a US port. But why just 1 of them? The U.S. has lots of ports, with a strategically planned attack they can sneak in and destroy America in just over a day. The added benefit is they will disable all oil imports at these ports in minutes once they launch their assault.

You fucking heard it here first folks, but thats the only way they can, and will be doing it. Sweet dreams on December 20th fuckers. Got Mandarin?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29696908


That's stupid. Why would they destroy their best customer when they can just ship more products to Walmart and make money from us? Make peace bro, peace.
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12/12/2012 06:20 AM
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The geopolitical situation that led to the outbreak of the long-feared global nuclear war was prompted primarily by the onset of a worldwide energy crisis when the supplies of fossil-fuels, particularly petroleum, finally began to run out by the year 2050. This energy crisis was in part the result of the ever-increasing amounts of fossil-fuel required to power the Fallout world's larger and less energy-efficient technologies when compared with those of our own world, due to their failure to develop miniaturized electronics and more advanced manufacturing materials. The result of this energy crisis was an increasing scramble by all of the advanced, industrialized nations to secure the few remaining supplies of untapped petroleum around the world. Ultimately, a series of military conflicts driven by this hunger for natural resources consumed the planet. The European Commonwealth had reacted to the rapid raising of oil prices to unacceptably high levels by the Middle East's oil-rich states in 2052 by unleashing military action in that region of the world. This intervention ultimately resulted in the destruction of the Israeli city of Tel Aviv in December 2053 by a terrorist nuclear device and a limited nuclear exchange between the conflict's participants in 2054, the world's first since 1945.

As the United Nations tried with little success to keep the peace, many of that organization's member-states pulled out, and within two months of the outbreak of what was soon called the Resource Wars in 2052, the United Nations was disbanded. Next, following the breakdown of trade talks and the unilateral American exploitation of the world's last newly discovered reserves of crude oil, the Chinese invaded Alaska in 2066 in pursuit of the state's remaining oil reserves. The United States ultimately annexed Canada in 2076 to ensure Canadian support for its defense of the Alaskan front even as the American federal government acted aggressively against its own citizens to contain wartime rioting, anti-war civil disobedience and military desertion. The United States retaliated against the Chinese by launching its own costly invasion of the Chinese mainland in 2074 to reduce Chinese pressure on the Alaskan front. Despite initial costly setbacks, this strategy proved successful and American forces liberated the Alaskan city of Anchorage and forced the Chinese People's Liberation Army to retreat entirely from American soil in January 2077. This victory was largely won due to the more advanced military technology developed by the United States during the conflict, especially the deployment of Powered Infantry Armor. Many smaller nations went bankrupt in the ensuing conflict as their economies collapsed due to the increasing shortage of fossil-fuels. The Resource Wars ended with the Great War in 2077.
The Great War

It is not known who launched the first nuclear weapon that precipitated the conflict. President Richardson would tell the Chosen One that China launched first, but he is hardly an objective source of information. Leftover log entries within Black Mountain Radio would also seem to imply the initial launches were by China, with the United States retaliating in only a handful of minutes. (See behind the scenes)

The nuclear exchange that characterized the Great War lasted for only a brief two hours, but was unbelievably destructive and reshaped the climate of the world even as it caused the fall of most of human civilization everywhere across the globe. More energy was released in the first moments of the Great War than all of the previous human conflicts in the history of the world combined. Entire mountain ranges were created as the ground buckled and moved under the strain of the cataclysmic pressure produced by numerous, concentrated atomic explosions. Rivers and oceans around the world were contaminated with the resulting radioactive fallout released by the relatively low-yield nuclear weapons used by all sides, and the climate changed horrifically. All the regions of the Earth suffered from a single, permanent season once the initial dust blasted into the atmosphere by the nuclear explosions had settled - a scorching, radioactive desert summer.
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12/12/2012 06:21 AM
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Oh so there is a new Maersk ship that can carry 11000 containers? AWESOME. Now picture those loaded with Chinese military + tanks + anti aircraft + nuclear warheads docking in a US port. But why just 1 of them? The U.S. has lots of ports, with a strategically planned attack they can sneak in and destroy America in just over a day. The added benefit is they will disable all oil imports at these ports in minutes once they launch their assault.

You fucking heard it here first folks, but thats the only way they can, and will be doing it. Sweet dreams on December 20th fuckers. Got Mandarin?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29696908


LoL trying to invade a country the size (and isolation) of the US without having air or naval superiority.

Still learning Mandarin for an American probably is quite a good idea for quite a few jobs (better then Dutch anyhow).
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12/12/2012 06:58 AM
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Soon?
Those Maersk containers are chock full of cheap shit made by slave labour to economically destroy the US.
Why bother with soldiers?
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12/12/2012 01:41 PM
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The geopolitical situation that led to the outbreak of the long-feared global nuclear war was prompted primarily by the onset of a worldwide energy crisis when the supplies of fossil-fuels, particularly petroleum, finally began to run out by the year 2050. This energy crisis was in part the result of the ever-increasing amounts of fossil-fuel required to power the Fallout world's larger and less energy-efficient technologies when compared with those of our own world, due to their failure to develop miniaturized electronics and more advanced manufacturing materials. The result of this energy crisis was an increasing scramble by all of the advanced, industrialized nations to secure the few remaining supplies of untapped petroleum around the world. Ultimately, a series of military conflicts driven by this hunger for natural resources consumed the planet. The European Commonwealth had reacted to the rapid raising of oil prices to unacceptably high levels by the Middle East's oil-rich states in 2052 by unleashing military action in that region of the world. This intervention ultimately resulted in the destruction of the Israeli city of Tel Aviv in December 2053 by a terrorist nuclear device and a limited nuclear exchange between the conflict's participants in 2054, the world's first since 1945.

As the United Nations tried with little success to keep the peace, many of that organization's member-states pulled out, and within two months of the outbreak of what was soon called the Resource Wars in 2052, the United Nations was disbanded. Next, following the breakdown of trade talks and the unilateral American exploitation of the world's last newly discovered reserves of crude oil, the Chinese invaded Alaska in 2066 in pursuit of the state's remaining oil reserves. The United States ultimately annexed Canada in 2076 to ensure Canadian support for its defense of the Alaskan front even as the American federal government acted aggressively against its own citizens to contain wartime rioting, anti-war civil disobedience and military desertion. The United States retaliated against the Chinese by launching its own costly invasion of the Chinese mainland in 2074 to reduce Chinese pressure on the Alaskan front. Despite initial costly setbacks, this strategy proved successful and American forces liberated the Alaskan city of Anchorage and forced the Chinese People's Liberation Army to retreat entirely from American soil in January 2077. This victory was largely won due to the more advanced military technology developed by the United States during the conflict, especially the deployment of Powered Infantry Armor. Many smaller nations went bankrupt in the ensuing conflict as their economies collapsed due to the increasing shortage of fossil-fuels. The Resource Wars ended with the Great War in 2077.
The Great War

It is not known who launched the first nuclear weapon that precipitated the conflict. President Richardson would tell the Chosen One that China launched first, but he is hardly an objective source of information. Leftover log entries within Black Mountain Radio would also seem to imply the initial launches were by China, with the United States retaliating in only a handful of minutes. (See behind the scenes)

The nuclear exchange that characterized the Great War lasted for only a brief two hours, but was unbelievably destructive and reshaped the climate of the world even as it caused the fall of most of human civilization everywhere across the globe. More energy was released in the first moments of the Great War than all of the previous human conflicts in the history of the world combined. Entire mountain ranges were created as the ground buckled and moved under the strain of the cataclysmic pressure produced by numerous, concentrated atomic explosions. Rivers and oceans around the world were contaminated with the resulting radioactive fallout released by the relatively low-yield nuclear weapons used by all sides, and the climate changed horrifically. All the regions of the Earth suffered from a single, permanent season once the initial dust blasted into the atmosphere by the nuclear explosions had settled - a scorching, radioactive desert summer.
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haha fossil fuels running out by 2050
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12/12/2012 01:45 PM
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Oh so there is a new Maersk ship that can carry 11000 containers? AWESOME. Now picture those loaded with Chinese military + tanks + anti aircraft + nuclear warheads docking in a US port. But why just 1 of them? The U.S. has lots of ports, with a strategically planned attack they can sneak in and destroy America in just over a day. The added benefit is they will disable all oil imports at these ports in minutes once they launch their assault.

You fucking heard it here first folks, but thats the only way they can, and will be doing it. Sweet dreams on December 20th fuckers. Got Mandarin?
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Eat bag of dicks dude.
You watch too many movies.
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12/12/2012 01:47 PM
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Oh so there is a new Maersk ship that can carry 11000 containers? AWESOME. Now picture those loaded with Chinese military + tanks + anti aircraft + nuclear warheads docking in a US port. But why just 1 of them? The U.S. has lots of ports, with a strategically planned attack they can sneak in and destroy America in just over a day. The added benefit is they will disable all oil imports at these ports in minutes once they launch their assault.

You fucking heard it here first folks, but thats the only way they can, and will be doing it. Sweet dreams on December 20th fuckers. Got Mandarin?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29696908


Then picture U.S. nuclear missiles from silos in America and from submarines obliterating the Chinese mainland.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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America is not a country you take by force

too many militias

too many gangs and drug cartels with guns

too many hunters and private citizens who would fight back


you would have to nuke America into a radiological wasteland!

if war is your method...



The real way you take America is by influence and culture...

aka brain washing

Last Edited by Dr. Acula on 12/12/2012 01:52 PM
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12/12/2012 01:53 PM
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China...lol. WEAK.

Those fuckers can't do much other than assemble plastic shit for us to buy.

Robots. Our hired help.
cultivating frippy
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12/12/2012 01:55 PM
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America is not a country you take by force

too many militias

too many gangs and drug cartels with guns

too many hunters and private citizens who would fight back


you would have to nuke America into a radiological wasteland!

if war is your method...



The real way you take America is by influence and culture...

aka brain washing
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


this

Yes america is too big and complex

and too many guns

they were too late in trying to get rid of guns; will never happen
now

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