If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?

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Leslie Zevo Commander and Beef User ID: 17090286 United States 12/12/2012 10:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? and how would you avoid other people snacking on you? I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.

MHz User ID: 25505891 Canada 12/12/2012 11:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? Too old and dry and stringy to even be dehydrated.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29564517 United States 12/12/2012 11:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4545733 United States 12/12/2012 11:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? "If" god is all that is........ What would god eat........he would have to eat himself. Like the orboros, snake swallowing it's own tail. Doesn't offend me at all.
Laura Bow User ID: 1158661 United States 12/12/2012 11:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? Well, I have to say...that's something I've never contemplated before lol.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19343201 Canada 12/12/2012 11:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? What a seriously fucked up question lol No of course not!

Shoot straight Johnny User ID: 29552936 United Kingdom 12/12/2012 11:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? One time I heard about an Irishman who put his false teeth in backwards and ate himself. In the beginning was the Word. And the Word was with God. And the Word Was God. [link to www.youtube.com]
MHz User ID: 25505891 Canada 12/12/2012 11:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? What would god eat....... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4545733 Never his own words.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14443159 United States 12/12/2012 11:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? and how would you avoid other people snacking on you? Quoting: Leslie Zevo if you were made entirely of pussies will you have sex with yourself, and how would you avoid other people screwing with you from all directions
Dapurps hakuna matata User ID: 26604792 Canada 12/12/2012 11:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? no I'd just go buy some. "What you perceive to be becomes your reality." dapurps
BOWMAN User ID: 2026470 United States 12/12/2012 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? hmmm... ------ "And I understood that in an age where there was so much ego, because of the camera, that it was very important to look for that kind of player, ... I began to look for the kind of player that doesn't need his ego fed by stardom, but will do what he's supposed to do because he knows the game and loves the game, and will do the job the right way even if someone else gets the glory." ~ Bill Belichick ------------------------------------- Pale Blue Dot [link to www.youtube.com] 2001: A Floyd Odyssey [link to www.youtube.com] Who's In Control? [link to www.youtube.com]

Redpaw360 User ID: 11235712 United States 12/12/2012 11:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? No, but I might sell a kidney. Oregon Constitution Article I, Section 27 The people shall have the right to bear arms for the defence of themselves, and the State, but the Military shall be kept in strict subordination to the civil power.
Leslie Zevo (OP) Commander and Beef User ID: 17090286 United States 12/12/2012 11:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? What a seriously fucked up question lol No of course not! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19343201 What about the second question? Let's say you're sitting on a bus next to a fat person who is smelling your spiced meats... I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27453640 United States 12/12/2012 11:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? Change that to a hot dog and yes I would. And i would be delicious all covered in brown mustard and relish. Then I would wash me down with a cold Budweiser.
Oyster User ID: 18401048 United States 12/12/2012 11:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? glpuser81@gmail.com GLP isnt just for those who want to know, it is for those who want to know who wants to know.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27453640 United States 12/12/2012 11:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? Here's a question. If you had a choice between getting mad cow disease and winning a top award in your field of work which would you chose?

Leslie Zevo (OP) Commander and Beef User ID: 17090286 United States 12/12/2012 11:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? Here's a question. If you had a choice between getting mad cow disease and winning a top award in your field of work which would you chose? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27453640 The mad cow disease. Why? Because it'd be more interesting. I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22065826 United States 12/12/2012 11:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? those pesky ribs have kept me from eating myself
Leslie Zevo (OP) Commander and Beef User ID: 17090286 United States 12/12/2012 11:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? those pesky ribs have kept me from eating myself Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22065826 ha I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22065826 United States 12/12/2012 12:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? those pesky ribs have kept me from eating myself Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22065826 ha Quoting: Leslie Zevo then some one bumps a 3 year old marylin manson thread make one wonder what is going on
Leslie Zevo (OP) Commander and Beef User ID: 17090286 United States 12/12/2012 12:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? those pesky ribs have kept me from eating myself Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22065826 ha Quoting: Leslie Zevo then some one bumps a 3 year old marylin manson thread make one wonder what is going on Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22065826 The bat signal was raised that we need to bury a thread about earthquakes and the secret space plane. I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
BRIEF Rebel with morals User ID: 381742 United States 12/12/2012 12:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? Beef jerky or not, I only let hot chicks suck my meat but never chew or bite too hard... Nuke the Muzzies! With freedom comes responsibility. Heterosexual pride!
Dogfood User ID: 29006760 United States 12/12/2012 12:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20566260 United States 12/12/2012 12:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? and how would you avoid other people snacking on you? Quoting: Leslie Zevo What the hell?!!!! :smiley207:
Leslie Zevo (OP) Commander and Beef User ID: 17090286 United States 12/12/2012 12:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? and how would you avoid other people snacking on you? Quoting: Leslie Zevo What the hell?!!!! :smiley207: Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey It's a legit question. I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
Leslie Zevo (OP) Commander and Beef User ID: 17090286 United States 12/12/2012 12:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? [link to www.youtube.com] I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 13841161 United States 12/12/2012 12:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? It's posts like this that make me wonder why I even bother to come to this site anymore. The OP needs to be baned for this foolishness...
Leslie Zevo (OP) Commander and Beef User ID: 17090286 United States 12/12/2012 12:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? It's posts like this that make me wonder why I even bother to come to this site anymore. The OP needs to be baned for this foolishness... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13841161 I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25390958 United States 12/12/2012 12:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? i dont know about beef jerky, but if men were just a bit more flexible we'd all still be living in caves
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20566260 United States 12/12/2012 12:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? It's posts like this that make me wonder why I even bother to come to this site anymore. The OP needs to be baned for this foolishness... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13841161 Oh come on!
Leslie Zevo (OP) Commander and Beef User ID: 17090286 United States 12/12/2012 12:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself? It's posts like this that make me wonder why I even bother to come to this site anymore. The OP needs to be baned for this foolishness... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13841161 Oh come on! Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
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