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If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?

 
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If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
and how would you avoid other people snacking on you?
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
Too old and dry and stringy to even be dehydrated.
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
"If" god is all that is........

What would god eat........he would have to eat himself. Like the orboros, snake swallowing it's own tail.

Doesn't offend me at all.
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
Well, I have to say...that's something I've never contemplated before lol.
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12/12/2012 11:16 AM
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
What a seriously fucked up question lol

No of course not!
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
One time I heard about an Irishman who put his false teeth in backwards and ate himself.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
What would god eat.......
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Never his own words.
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
and how would you avoid other people snacking on you?
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if you were made entirely of pussies will you have sex with yourself, and how would you avoid other people screwing with you from all directions
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
no I'd just go buy some.
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hmmm...

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No, but I might sell a kidney.
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
What a seriously fucked up question lol

No of course not!
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What about the second question? Let's say you're sitting on a bus next to a fat person who is smelling your spiced meats...
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
Change that to a hot dog and yes I would. And i would be delicious all covered in brown mustard and relish. Then I would wash me down with a cold Budweiser.
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
Here's a question. If you had a choice between getting mad cow disease and winning a top award in your field of work which would you chose?
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
Here's a question. If you had a choice between getting mad cow disease and winning a top award in your field of work which would you chose?
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The mad cow disease. Why? Because it'd be more interesting.
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
those pesky ribs have kept me from eating myself
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
those pesky ribs have kept me from eating myself
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ha
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
those pesky ribs have kept me from eating myself
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ha
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then some one bumps a 3 year old marylin manson thread make one wonder what is going on
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
those pesky ribs have kept me from eating myself
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ha
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then some one bumps a 3 year old marylin manson thread make one wonder what is going on
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The bat signal was raised that we need to bury a thread about earthquakes and the secret space plane.
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Beef jerky or not, I only let hot chicks suck my meat but never chew or bite too hard...
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
and how would you avoid other people snacking on you?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


What the hell?!!!!

:smiley207:
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
and how would you avoid other people snacking on you?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


What the hell?!!!!

:smiley207:
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


It's a legit question.
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
It's posts like this that make me wonder why I even bother to come to this site anymore. The OP needs to be baned for this foolishness...
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
It's posts like this that make me wonder why I even bother to come to this site anymore. The OP needs to be baned for this foolishness...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13841161


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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
i dont know about beef jerky, but if men were just a bit more flexible we'd all still be living in caves
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
It's posts like this that make me wonder why I even bother to come to this site anymore. The OP needs to be baned for this foolishness...
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Oh come on!
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Re: If you were made entirely of beef jerky would you eat yourself?
It's posts like this that make me wonder why I even bother to come to this site anymore. The OP needs to be baned for this foolishness...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13841161


Oh come on!
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


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