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The Doomer's Creed.

 
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12/12/2012 11:10 AM
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The Doomer's Creed.
This is my tomato plant. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My tomato plant is my best friend. It is my life. I must always be ready to take it inside, and must always keep it outside otherwise.

My tomato plant, without me, is useless. Without my tomato plant, I am useless. I must know my tomato plant's wants and needs. I must water my tomato plant daily.. I must sing to my tomato plant. I will...

My tomato plant and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we buy, the cans we stock, or the shelters we build. We know it is the tomatoes grown that counts. We will grow many...

My tomato plant is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will treat it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its leaves, its stems, its vines and its roots. I will keep my tomato plant clean and calm, even as I am clean and calm. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My tomato plant and myself are the survivors of the apocalypse. We are the masters of our homesteads. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until the radiation has cleared and there are no mutants, but peace!
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lolsign
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lolsign
 Quoting: HippyAwakened


chuckle

It's a creed to live by.
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12/12/2012 11:29 AM
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chuckle
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12/12/2012 11:32 AM
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excellent! but you forgot the part about watching the skies and breaking the F5 key while anxiously awaiting the latest doom
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lolsign
 Quoting: HippyAwakened


chuckle

It's a creed to live by.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Indeed...here in southern Indiana, tomatoes are sacred, no shit. My mom sells many heirloom varieties at her garden center/greenhouse. One variety is called "Goatbag"...they're a huge oxheart type that we can only get seeds for from the farmers here that grow a lot of them. People start calling in freakin' February to order/reserve their plants. My biggest one last year was almost 3 pounds rockon















Oh hell...now I'm a tomatotard. Fuck.
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lolsign
 Quoting: HippyAwakened


chuckle

It's a creed to live by.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Indeed...here in southern Indiana, tomatoes are sacred, no shit. My mom sells many heirloom varieties at her garden center/greenhouse. One variety is called "Goatbag"...they're a huge oxheart type that we can only get seeds for from the farmers here that grow a lot of them. People start calling in freakin' February to order/reserve their plants. My biggest one last year was almost 3 pounds rockon















Oh hell...now I'm a tomatotard. Fuck.
 Quoting: HippyAwakened


hahaha.
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What's that you're growing? Tomatoes?
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What's that you're growing? Tomatoes?
 Quoting: Dukembg


My tomato plant is my friend!
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12/12/2012 08:55 PM

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Suggest glp doomers creed .but funny ophf

[link to www.youtube.com]
And the correct ww2 creed 5aplants
A pissed off American veteran!

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