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jonny
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12/12/2012 01:08 PM
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canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
so she comes to the door and tells me shes with statistics canada and my house was selected for this survey so i laughed and said no thanks.. she then tells me i have no choice and its mandatory for all selected (with a real friggin attitude) and wanted to know my personal info.... so i told her my grandfather killed hundreds of people so this country would be free and she can stick her survey up her arse and whistle as i dont take well to bullshit like this.... i told her this aint nazi germany and i aint a jew so no papers for you.. she then tells me they will prolly send a follow up person as i refused so i told her they better bring cuffs nextime and just laughed my ass off at her.... so my question is this why the fuck should i do anything for the people that made my life shit lol?

Next time my cameras will be running for sure
Son of the Isle

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12/12/2012 01:10 PM
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Source: ( [link to www.statcan.gc.ca] )

Do I have to participate in this survey?

If you have been contacted for the census, the Labour Force Survey, a business survey or an agriculture survey, you have to participate because these surveys are mandatory as per the Statistics Act. For other surveys, participation is voluntary.

Your participation is important

To ensure the most complete results, it is very important that the people selected answer the survey questions. Without your cooperation, Statistics Canada could not produce reliable and vital data.

The information gathered in our surveys has a direct impact on Canadians' lives. Click on any of the examples below for more details:

Labour Force Survey
Canadian Community Health Survey
Survey of Household Spending
Moreover, all of your responses are equally important. For example, to produce objective, accurate information about Internet use in Canada, responses from people who don't use the Internet are just as important as the responses from people who do.

Why are businesses required by law to respond?

Canadians need accurate and reliable information as the cornerstone of democratic decision-making. Through the Statistics Act, Parliament has mandated Statistics Canada, as the national statistical agency, to produce such information.

Business surveys provide important economic information. It is used by businesses, unions, non-profit organizations and all levels of government to make informed decisions in many areas.

Because most business surveys feed directly or indirectly into legally mandated programs, mandatory response is required to ensure an adequate response rate and, therefore, reliable results.
αιδουσι ~ "The angel of the LORD encampeth round about them that fear him, and delivereth them." (Psa 34:7)
jonny (OP)
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12/12/2012 01:13 PM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
thats what they want ya to think lol i think they heard i was preppin haha
icepack

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12/12/2012 01:13 PM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
"... i aint a jew so no papers for you.."

if this isn't made up, 1rof1
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 01:14 PM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
Things get lost in the mail

>.>
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 01:15 PM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
Just to be clear, the woman in your story is an allegorical Canadian government?
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 01:15 PM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
so she comes to the door and tells me shes with statistics canada and my house was selected for this survey so i laughed and said no thanks.. she then tells me i have no choice and its mandatory for all selected (with a real friggin attitude) and wanted to know my personal info.... so i told her my grandfather killed hundreds of people so this country would be free and she can stick her survey up her arse and whistle as i dont take well to bullshit like this.... i told her this aint nazi germany and i aint a jew so no papers for you.. she then tells me they will prolly send a follow up person as i refused so i told her they better bring cuffs nextime and just laughed my ass off at her.... so my question is this why the fuck should i do anything for the people that made my life shit lol?

Next time my cameras will be running for sure
 Quoting: jonny 29590424


Tell them to go away!
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12/12/2012 01:18 PM

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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
What did she want to survey you on? Labor, business or Agriculture? Did she show you ID? I would have said send me a letter to arrange for an appointment, I would refuse to give personal info to someone who shows up at my door.
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 01:18 PM
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Can't you just pretend that you don't speak English? Or that you had a stroke and can't without help?
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12/12/2012 01:21 PM

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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
"... i aint a jew so no papers for you.."

if this isn't made up, 1rof1
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Its real. On a bad day, that would be me!
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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12/12/2012 01:41 PM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
Yes, next time have camera ready and ask for a copy of said legislation/law where we are bound to take a survey for statistics Canada. Now, it may exist (I don't know), but you have a right to know your rights...and you want it in writing!
jonny
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12/12/2012 01:44 PM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
she wanted to know everything she diddnt even know my name and its written on my roadside mailbox ... i live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere so this is real odd to say the least
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 01:46 PM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
"... i aint a jew so no papers for you.."

if this isn't made up, 1rof1
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oh lol i say much worse to way more important people im watch you would call a mouthy bitter arsehole
Redpaw360

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12/12/2012 01:48 PM
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Sir, Are you Human?

Negative, I am a Meat Puppet.

( Bruce Willis, The Fifth Element )
Oregon Constitution Article I, Section 27

The people shall have the right to bear arms for the defence of themselves, and the State, but the Military shall be kept in strict subordination to the civil power.
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 01:50 PM
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Yah yah and the fish stick conspiracy........*nodding*


How come the three nails don't add to the mustard?
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 02:00 PM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
so she comes to the door and tells me shes with statistics canada and my house was selected for this survey so i laughed and said no thanks.. she then tells me i have no choice and its mandatory for all selected (with a real friggin attitude) and wanted to know my personal info.... so i told her my grandfather killed hundreds of people so this country would be free and she can stick her survey up her arse and whistle as i dont take well to bullshit like this.... i told her this aint nazi germany and i aint a jew so no papers for you.. she then tells me they will prolly send a follow up person as i refused so i told her they better bring cuffs nextime and just laughed my ass off at her.... so my question is this why the fuck should i do anything for the people that made my life shit lol?

Next time my cameras will be running for sure
 Quoting: jonny 29590424


Just don't answer the door. And if you do, have lot's of people with you
Kybeam
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12/12/2012 02:43 PM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
I received a census work book in the USA a few years ago. About 10 pages of questions. I tossed it in the trash. I got a second one about a month later. I sent it back, it was postage paid, with a not written over the front in magic marker. I said that every time I deal with the government it cost me money. I suggested they attach a check for $100 and then I will consider spending the time to fill out their work book. Never received an answer.
Flapping Chicken Little

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12/12/2012 02:55 PM
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Just have fun with it. Tell them you are a compulsive liar. I love it when the Jehovah's witnesses come around...
Flapping Chicken Little
s. d. butler

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12/12/2012 03:00 PM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
so she comes to the door and tells me shes with statistics canada and my house was selected for this survey so i laughed and said no thanks.. she then tells me i have no choice and its mandatory for all selected (with a real friggin attitude) and wanted to know my personal info.... so i told her my grandfather killed hundreds of people so this country would be free and she can stick her survey up her arse and whistle as i dont take well to bullshit like this.... i told her this aint nazi germany and i aint a jew so no papers for you.. she then tells me they will prolly send a follow up person as i refused so i told her they better bring cuffs nextime and just laughed my ass off at her.... so my question is this why the fuck should i do anything for the people that made my life shit lol?

Next time my cameras will be running for sure
 Quoting: jonny 29590424


Very appropriate response. Well done. Good to hear that from a Canadian.

Last Edited by s. d. butler on 12/12/2012 03:00 PM
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 03:17 PM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
I received a census work book in the USA a few years ago. About 10 pages of questions. I tossed it in the trash. I got a second one about a month later. I sent it back, it was postage paid, with a not written over the front in magic marker. I said that every time I deal with the government it cost me money. I suggested they attach a check for $100 and then I will consider spending the time to fill out their work book. Never received an answer.
 Quoting: Kybeam 27604421


phucket, I am having a bad day and I an extremely busy make it a million
strgzr

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12/12/2012 03:18 PM
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Sir, Are you Human?

Negative, I am a Meat Puppet.

( Bruce Willis, The Fifth Element )
 Quoting: Redpaw360


Meat Popsicle.
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 03:34 PM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
Yes, next time have camera ready and ask for a copy of said legislation/law where we are bound to take a survey for statistics Canada. Now, it may exist (I don't know), but you have a right to know your rights...and you want it in writing!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29715808


Does Canada have any list of citizen rights? Like what you can quote in court to absolve you from answering?

The u.s. census 2010 was as heavyhanded as you're experiencing, and they did come back to haunt a lot of people with questions far beyond (26 or more) what the Census was designed to do, tell how many people live in your household.
If you didn't fill it out the form says you will be fined $5,000 plus some other punishment and that you are required by law to supply this info to the gov't and you could trust they would respect your info as CONFIDENTIAL sure, right.
Don't give them your phone # even if you expect them to find it.

What I did on my Census form (colorado) was to cite the 4th and 5th amendment on each and every question beyond how many lived in our household.
There was a second part for one more member of your household but didn't bother to fill it out with reference to the first part being germaine to the second.

They never bothered me after I mailed it back.

Find out what you can cite and don't give them anything they claim to have a right to so better you give them a big fat no without agonizing over particulars. In fact they should have informed you of your rights and didn't.

Good luck ol chum, let us know how this develops! hf
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 03:50 PM
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With the exception of the short-form Census, individuals are not required by law to participate in any Statistics Canada survey.

Businesses, on the other hand, ARE required to answer certain surveys. If the person who came to OP's door said otherwise then she is a damned liar.
Manu-Koelbren

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12/12/2012 03:53 PM
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I don't think we'll hear from OP again damned
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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12/12/2012 04:09 PM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
Census time again?
Christ, I'd better not get a long form....though, I did work for Stats Can one year after highschool, and all the short and long forms were delivered in the Summertime - I don't recall any from the summer we just passed, so how long has OP been holding-out on filling out the damn forms?

Its been a couple years at least.

It's either a secondary questionnaire of sorts, or it's BS.
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12/12/2012 04:16 PM

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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
The census came to my door four times and I received several phone calls asking for a survey. I simply hung up the phone on the surveys. After the first visit by the census taken, I refused to answer any more questions. The last person who came, just came to confirm that I refused to answer any more questions. No doubt, we're probably on some list of "subversives". The second woman (the first was also a woman), got pretty testy about it and I just shut the door in her face. The third tried being nice. The man who came on the fourth trip was dripping with nice, but I made it abundantly clear--no more info on ANYTHING period. He assured me there would be no more visits. I assured him that he was absolutely correct.
The TRUTH is stranger than FICTION.
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 12:24 AM
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Answer the door naked and invite her in.
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12/13/2012 12:34 AM
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It was to double up on your GST rebate cheque, only a select few were in line to get it. Good for you for sticking to your guns and saving Canada some money.
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 12:38 AM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
Just to be clear, the woman in your story is an allegorical Canadian government?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24394728


No just a kid making some money for stats can,,,,

Or just doing on her free time...
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 12:48 AM
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I have a friend who answered the door naked on some Jehovah's Witnesses.It worked like a charm and they never returned.
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12/13/2012 12:49 AM
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Re: canadian government came to my house just now and get this........
so she comes to the door and tells me shes with statistics canada and my house was selected for this survey so i laughed and said no thanks.. she then tells me i have no choice and its mandatory for all selected (with a real friggin attitude) and wanted to know my personal info.... so i told her my grandfather killed hundreds of people so this country would be free and she can stick her survey up her arse and whistle as i dont take well to bullshit like this.... i told her this aint nazi germany and i aint a jew so no papers for you.. she then tells me they will prolly send a follow up person as i refused so i told her they better bring cuffs nextime and just laughed my ass off at her.... so my question is this why the fuck should i do anything for the people that made my life shit lol?

Next time my cameras will be running for sure
 Quoting: jonny 29590424


It is exactly that stupid tit bravado assholeish arrogant attitude, that will fuck you up foo!

Your grandad fought in the war and you use that in arguments now, you pussy?

what the fuck have you done for your country or anyone else you spoon-fed asswipe?

Your life, education, upbringing and idiotic responses came from others - you didnt make that, fuckwad, your mommy and dadday and granpa sent you to college where you pissed their money away and got 'edumacated', only to become the snivelling little shit that is the excuse for your presence here on earth.

You think you're funny flouting the rules and fucking with government representatives? Do you even own your house wankface?

I hope you suffer the most when TSHTF asswipe.

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