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GERMANS: What is Something Cool I can Say To This German Chick I like??

 
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12/12/2012 05:39 PM
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"Arbeit macht frei." Then hand her a mop.
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12/12/2012 05:40 PM
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I would try this. It will give you a couple of months to play w/ her.

Haben Sie Pläne für Fasching?
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sieg heil'

Raise right arm in the air
Stamp heels together as you say it


She will love you long time op
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Oh yeah..her respond will be:

Fick dich du Hurensohn!
anonymous coward
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12/12/2012 05:40 PM
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I kinda thing a German lady should make the first move. They know who they like and I don't know them to be shy.
Trear her with respect and hope for the best.
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12/12/2012 05:41 PM
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I would try this. It will give you a couple of months to play w/ her.

Haben Sie Pläne für Fasching?
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Halloween? LOL
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12/12/2012 05:41 PM
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I kinda thing a German lady should make the first move. They know who they like and I don't know them to be shy.
Trear her with respect and hope for the best.
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yea i gotta few years on her so I don't, she was kinda shy. I'm 26 she's 20
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12/12/2012 05:42 PM
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Tell her "Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht." Then serenade her with this little ditty...


Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/12/2012 05:42 PM
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I kinda thing a German lady should make the first move. They know who they like and I don't know them to be shy.
Trear her with respect and hope for the best.
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yea i gotta few years on her so I don't, she was kinda shy. I'm 26 she's 20
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*don't know
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12/12/2012 05:42 PM
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I would try this. It will give you a couple of months to play w/ her.

Haben Sie Pläne für Fasching?
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Halloween? LOL
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No No No.....much more fun. Research it. Trust me.
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I kinda thing a German lady should make the first move. They know who they like and I don't know them to be shy.
Trear her with respect and hope for the best.
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yea i gotta few years on her so I don't, she was kinda shy. I'm 26 she's 20
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Where is she from?
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12/12/2012 05:43 PM
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Tell her "Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht." Then serenade her with this little ditty...


 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


naughty
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12/12/2012 05:43 PM
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I kinda thing a German lady should make the first move. They know who they like and I don't know them to be shy.
Trear her with respect and hope for the best.
 Quoting: anonymous coward 1511304


yea i gotta few years on her so I don't, she was kinda shy. I'm 26 she's 20
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Where is she from?
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around nuremberg
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12/12/2012 05:44 PM
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'isch bin ein berliner' got someone a lot of action
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12/12/2012 05:45 PM
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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'isch bin ein berliner' got someone a lot of action
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LOL!!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/12/2012 05:45 PM
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Ah, ok.
Nürnberg is famous for its Christmas Market...maybe you can mention it.

Nürnberger Christkindlesmarkt in german.
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I kinda thing a German lady should make the first move. They know who they like and I don't know them to be shy.
Trear her with respect and hope for the best.
 Quoting: anonymous coward 1511304


yea i gotta few years on her so I don't, she was kinda shy. I'm 26 she's 20
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Where is she from?
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around nuremberg
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Nice city. Truly. I think Adidas is headquartered there.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Just ask her to help you German.

In german of course.
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12/12/2012 05:47 PM
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wo ist meine verdammte blow job Schlampe
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12/12/2012 05:47 PM
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Ah, ok.
Nürnberg is famous for its Christmas Market...maybe you can mention it.

Nürnberger Christkindlesmarkt in german.
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cool thanks!
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12/12/2012 05:49 PM
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People from Nürnberg are called "FRANKEN" although Nürnberg is in the state Bavaria (Bayern)
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12/12/2012 05:50 PM
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Ah, ok.
Nürnberg is famous for its Christmas Market...maybe you can mention it.

Nürnberger Christkindlesmarkt in german.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29672497


cool thanks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29553238


Seriously op you wanna try this on her

This will really blow her mind dude

Ich bin wirklich eine Tunte
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12/12/2012 05:50 PM
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awesome guys...gotta head home from work but will bump this in 30 mins.
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12/12/2012 05:51 PM
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Ah, ok.
Nürnberg is famous for its Christmas Market...maybe you can mention it.

Nürnberger Christkindlesmarkt in german.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29672497


cool thanks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29553238


Seriously op you wanna try this on her

This will really blow her mind dude

Ich bin wirklich eine Tunte
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It's a trap...don't trust this british guy
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12/12/2012 05:53 PM
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Ah, ok.
Nürnberg is famous for its Christmas Market...maybe you can mention it.

Nürnberger Christkindlesmarkt in german.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29672497


cool thanks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29553238


Seriously op you wanna try this on her

This will really blow her mind dude

Ich bin wirklich eine Tunte
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It's a trap...don't trust this british guy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29672497


2 world wars one World Cup dude


hf
jahbulon49

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12/12/2012 05:54 PM
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Re: GERMANS: What is Something Cool I can Say To This German Chick I like??
You should say: "Héy du mädchen, ich möchte dich gerne mahl ganz gut an deinen muschie lecken!"

After that she will be all over you. The next thing you should say is:

"Forher habe ich deinen grossmuter und mutter gefickt wie einen vergewaltigung fon judischen weiber in Bergen Belzen oder Auswitsch!"

After that she will be showing you her pussy and will ask you to lick it and penetrate it with your dick, even if you have the smallest dick in the universe.

This is the moment you will have to say to her: "Zeige mich jetzt deinen arsch so das ich meinen schwanz mahl gazn tief herrein stecken kann, und dan lassen wir deinen mutter und grossmutter jetzt mahl ansehen wie du mich einer blasen gehzt und ich dich deinen mund voll spritze mit meiner sahne du nazi nute aus dresden du schlampe!"

Beliefe it or not dude, after that she will be asking you for kids and stuff!

;-)

* cynical and sarcastic modus off *

Last Edited by jahbulon49 on 12/12/2012 05:57 PM
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12/12/2012 05:55 PM
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Blitzkrieg operations?hitler
baffle m with briliance,or startle m with stupidity. everbody outta the pool.
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12/12/2012 05:55 PM
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12/12/2012 05:56 PM
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Tell her you're an airline captain with Lufthansa. (Remember, don't say Luftwaffe. Say LuftHANSA!)
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: GERMANS: What is Something Cool I can Say To This German Chick I like??
You should say: "Héy du mädchen, ich möchte dich gerne mahl ganz gut an deinen muschie lecken!"

After that she will be all over you. The next thing you should say is:

"Forher habe ich deinen grossmuter und mutter gefickt wie einen vergewaltigung fon judischen weiber in Bergen Belzen oder Auswitsch!"

After that she will be showing you her pussy and will ask you to lick it and penetrate it with your dick, even if you have the smallest dick in the universe.

This is the moment you will have to say to her: "Zeige mich jetzt deinen arsch so das ich meinen schwanz mahl gazn tief herrein stecken kann, und dan lassen wir deinen mutter und grossmutter jets mahl ansehen wie du mich einer blaast und ich dich deeinen mund vollspritze du nutte!"

Beliefe it or not dude, after that she will be asking you for kids and stuff!

;-)

* cynical and sarcastic modus off *
 Quoting: jahbulon49


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