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GERMANS: What is Something Cool I can Say To This German Chick I like??

 
Thor's Hamster

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12/12/2012 05:57 PM
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Ask to see her "paypuhs" in the worst German accent you can muster.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/12/2012 05:58 PM
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it must be: Neuken in de keuken (fucking in the kitchen in Dutch so not German!)
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12/12/2012 05:58 PM
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it must be: Neuken in de keuken (fucking in the kitchen in Dutch so not German!)
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the only dutch sentence i know
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12/12/2012 05:59 PM
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I kinda thing a German lady should make the first move. They know who they like and I don't know them to be shy.
Trear her with respect and hope for the best.
 Quoting: anonymous coward 1511304


yea i gotta few years on her so I don't, she was kinda shy. I'm 26 she's 20
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Where is she from?
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germany, but that's a wild guess
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12/12/2012 05:59 PM
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Re: GERMANS: What is Something Cool I can Say To This German Chick I like??
kann ich Ihre geschwollene Klitoris lecken, bis Sie mehrfache Orgasmen haben und mich mit Ihrem Liebessaft spritzen?
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12/12/2012 06:00 PM
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Ask to see her "paypuhs" in the worst German accent you can muster.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


That would be:

Zeig mal deine Hupen/Glocken/Euter/Titten/Möpse/Brüste
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12/12/2012 06:01 PM
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Hallo Weib mein Arschloch lecken und stopfen es mit hassenpfeffer.


^^^^SAY THIS. GUARENTEED TO GET YOU LAID.
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12/12/2012 06:01 PM
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Bück dich, dein Gesicht ist mir egal
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12/12/2012 06:01 PM
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kann ich Ihre geschwollene Klitoris lecken, bis Sie mehrfache Orgasmen haben und mich mit Ihrem Liebessaft bespritzen?
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How do you know this sentence
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12/12/2012 06:02 PM
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12/12/2012 06:02 PM
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Bück dich, dein Gesicht ist mir egal
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cool2
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12/12/2012 06:03 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29655356


Qualify...lame
Thor's Hamster

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12/12/2012 06:03 PM
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I kinda thing a German lady should make the first move. They know who they like and I don't know them to be shy.
Trear her with respect and hope for the best.
 Quoting: anonymous coward 1511304


yea i gotta few years on her so I don't, she was kinda shy. I'm 26 she's 20
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29553238


Where is she from?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29672497


germany, but that's a wild guess
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ROFL!!!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Thor's Hamster

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12/12/2012 06:04 PM
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Tell her your uncle is Rudi Voller.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/12/2012 06:07 PM
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Tell her your uncle is Rudi Voller.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Your cousin is Matthias Schweighöfer
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12/12/2012 06:11 PM
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rockon
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12/12/2012 06:12 PM
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rockon
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Not available in my country!
Anyway, Vollpfosten!
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12/12/2012 06:13 PM
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12/12/2012 06:16 PM

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Do this

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12/12/2012 06:17 PM
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Ich liebe dich.
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12/12/2012 06:18 PM
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Deine Schweinewaden sind so wunderbar konisch. Wie mit dem Lineal gezeichnet.
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12/12/2012 06:20 PM
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Anything but "How much?"

Last Edited by MHz on 12/12/2012 06:20 PM
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12/12/2012 06:24 PM
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yea i gotta few years on her so I don't, she was kinda shy. I'm 26 she's 20
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29553238


Where is she from?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29672497


germany, but that's a wild guess
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


ROFL!!!!!
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


normally we dont get along much so this is very nice.
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12/12/2012 06:25 PM
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Tell her your uncle is Rudi Voller.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Your cousin is Matthias Schweighöfer
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your'd do better with Grosse Schwanzschtucher
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12/12/2012 06:27 PM
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Where is she from?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29672497


germany, but that's a wild guess
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ROFL!!!!!
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


normally we dont get along much so this is very nice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


Not sure who you are. It's all good :). Happy Holidays to you.

Wait, is that you? JANE? My 5th ex-wife? I TOLD you...!!!! The alimony check's in the mail!!!!!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/12/2012 06:29 PM
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du bist verruckt.
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12/12/2012 06:29 PM
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Re: GERMANS: What is Something Cool I can Say To This German Chick I like??
hey OP, if she is really hot you need to tell her this:

Du bist der Mond meiner Sterne und heute Nacht hast du die Chance meinen Johnn mal so richtig zu verwöhnen. Und wenn du brav bist bekommst du es auch in dein kleines Loch.

She will get wet 100% trust me
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12/12/2012 06:31 PM
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rockon
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Not available in my country!
Anyway, Vollpfosten!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29672497


Pimmel

hf
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12/12/2012 06:32 PM
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Re: GERMANS: What is Something Cool I can Say To This German Chick I like??
I appreciate the replies...lol...some of these are a little more vulgar than I would like HAHA
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12/12/2012 06:32 PM
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Re: GERMANS: What is Something Cool I can Say To This German Chick I like??
hey OP, if she is really hot you need to tell her this:

Du bist der Mond meiner Sterne und heute Nacht hast du die Chance meinen Johnn mal so richtig zu verwöhnen. Und wenn du brav bist bekommst du es auch in dein kleines Loch.

She will get wet 100% trust me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29693402


uhhh no!

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