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GERMANS: What is Something Cool I can Say To This German Chick I like??

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 06:38 PM
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I appreciate the replies...lol...some of these are a little more vulgar than I would like HAHA
 Quoting: OP 1707881


Why don't you just ask her out to dinner with something like this


i will deinen Arsch ficken


She will be head over heals

Literally

tounge
anonymous coward
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12/12/2012 06:40 PM
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Don't go near the WW thing unless you want to make her sad.
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12/12/2012 06:41 PM
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I appreciate the replies...lol...some of these are a little more vulgar than I would like HAHA
 Quoting: OP 1707881


Why don't you just ask her out to dinner with something like this


i will deinen Arsch ficken


She will be head over heals

Literally

tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29655356


you mean:

Ich würde gerne deinen kleinen jungfäulichen Arsch poppen wie ein Kaninchen!

be a gentleman
Hey LOOK

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12/12/2012 06:41 PM
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ask her to suck your "goomie putin"
It doesn't matter what you see, or into it what you read.
You can do it your own way.
If it's done just how I say.
OP
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12/12/2012 06:42 PM
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I appreciate the replies...lol...some of these are a little more vulgar than I would like HAHA
 Quoting: OP 1707881


Why don't you just ask her out to dinner with something like this


i will deinen Arsch ficken


She will be head over heals

Literally

tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29655356


you mean:

Ich würde gerne deinen kleinen jungfäulichen Arsch poppen wie ein Kaninchen!

be a gentleman
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29693402


TOO much fellows!
dschis1000

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12/12/2012 06:44 PM

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Sind alle Frauen in Deutschland so hübsch wie du
5a
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Hmm, worked for me 30 years ago. 4 grandchildren later and she still is
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 08:08 PM
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Re: GERMANS: What is Something Cool I can Say To This German Chick I like??
Just ask her to dinner:

möchten Sie mein Fleisch essen
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/13/2012 12:12 PM
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Just ask her to dinner:

möchten Sie mein Fleisch essen
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12921438


naughty
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 12:37 PM
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Ich haben ein grosse stenden
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 12:58 PM
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Hast du durst,dann trink von meiner Wurst!
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12/13/2012 01:02 PM
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kann ich deine muschi streicheln?
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 01:10 PM
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kann ich deine muschi streicheln?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 976158


lmao Classic.

Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 01:12 PM
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Re: GERMANS: What is Something Cool I can Say To This German Chick I like??
In german of course.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29553238


Ich würde sehr gerne mal auf dein Gesicht abspritzen!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/13/2012 01:25 PM
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come on guys! 9 out of 10 of these are VULGAR...i barely know the girl!
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 01:30 PM
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come on guys! 9 out of 10 of these are VULGAR...i barely know the girl!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29553238


The Japanese guy had some good suggestions:

"Du bist nett!"
"Wollen wir uns einmal privat treffen?"
"Magst du gerne (type of food) essen?"
"Wollen wir in ein Kino gehen?"
"Magst du Karaoke?"
hapless moran

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12/13/2012 01:41 PM
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Meine Liebe, ich möchte Ihnen eine heiße Fleisch Spritze geben. Gestatten Sie mir, meine Wurst zwischen Ihre cremigen Brötchen schieben.
free your inner baboon.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/13/2012 01:47 PM
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Meine Liebe, ich möchte Ihnen eine heiße Fleisch Spritze geben. Gestatten Sie mir, meine Wurst zwischen Ihre cremigen Brötchen schieben.
 Quoting: hapless moran


lmao

but

putin
Artaius

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12/13/2012 01:53 PM
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Re: GERMANS: What is Something Cool I can Say To This German Chick I like??
Ich mag Dich irgendwie sehr.
(I kinda really like you)

pronounced:

Eeesh mowg dish erggentwee ser.

good luck ;)

Last Edited by A r c on 12/13/2012 01:56 PM
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/13/2012 01:56 PM
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Ich mag Dich irgendwie sehr.
(I kinda really like you)

pronounced:

Eeesh mowg dish erggentwee ser.

good luck ;)
 Quoting: Artaius


hf
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/13/2012 03:53 PM
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Ah, ok.
Nürnberg is famous for its Christmas Market...maybe you can mention it.

Nürnberger Christkindlesmarkt in german.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29672497


I LOVE YOU!!!! This worked!!!

hfhfhfhf
Sharty Mc Bean

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12/13/2012 03:55 PM
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ich will das du mir ins gesicht kackst!

Last Edited by Sharty Mc Bean on 12/13/2012 03:55 PM
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 04:00 PM
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In german of course.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29553238


Schwarzwaelderkirschtorte.

Now if you have problems with the spelling, ask her to help you; LOL.
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 04:09 PM
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Ich mag Dich irgendwie sehr.
(I kinda really like you)

pronounced:

Eeesh mowg dish erggentwee ser.

good luck ;)
 Quoting: Artaius


THIS
...the easiest, and the nicest, and with the best effect, if you really like her...
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 04:28 PM
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"you have two hands and three holes, cover the two you dont want fucked"
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"Sie haben zwei Hände und drei Löcher, decken die beiden gefickt nicht gewünschten"
Sharty Mc Bean

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12/13/2012 04:37 PM
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