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GERMANS: What is Something Cool I can Say To This German Chick I like??

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 06:38 PM
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I appreciate the replies...lol...some of these are a little more vulgar than I would like HAHA
 Quoting: OP 1707881


Why don't you just ask her out to dinner with something like this


i will deinen Arsch ficken


She will be head over heals

Literally

tounge
anonymous coward
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12/12/2012 06:40 PM
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Don't go near the WW thing unless you want to make her sad.
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12/12/2012 06:41 PM
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I appreciate the replies...lol...some of these are a little more vulgar than I would like HAHA
 Quoting: OP 1707881


Why don't you just ask her out to dinner with something like this


i will deinen Arsch ficken


She will be head over heals

Literally

tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29655356


you mean:

Ich würde gerne deinen kleinen jungfäulichen Arsch poppen wie ein Kaninchen!

be a gentleman
Hey LOOK
Your shit's in the wind troop..paahh.

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12/12/2012 06:41 PM

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ask her to suck your "goomie putin"
In the end.... no one gets out alive.
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12/12/2012 06:42 PM
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I appreciate the replies...lol...some of these are a little more vulgar than I would like HAHA
 Quoting: OP 1707881


Why don't you just ask her out to dinner with something like this


i will deinen Arsch ficken


She will be head over heals

Literally

tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29655356


you mean:

Ich würde gerne deinen kleinen jungfäulichen Arsch poppen wie ein Kaninchen!

be a gentleman
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29693402


TOO much fellows!
dschis1000

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12/12/2012 06:44 PM
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Sind alle Frauen in Deutschland so hübsch wie du
5a
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Hmm, worked for me 30 years ago. 4 grandchildren later and she still is
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 08:08 PM
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Just ask her to dinner:

möchten Sie mein Fleisch essen
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/13/2012 12:12 PM
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Just ask her to dinner:

möchten Sie mein Fleisch essen
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12921438


naughty
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 12:37 PM
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Ich haben ein grosse stenden
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 12:58 PM
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Hast du durst,dann trink von meiner Wurst!
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 01:02 PM
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kann ich deine muschi streicheln?
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 01:10 PM
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kann ich deine muschi streicheln?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 976158


lmao Classic.

Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 01:12 PM
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In german of course.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29553238


Ich würde sehr gerne mal auf dein Gesicht abspritzen!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/13/2012 01:25 PM
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come on guys! 9 out of 10 of these are VULGAR...i barely know the girl!
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 01:30 PM
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come on guys! 9 out of 10 of these are VULGAR...i barely know the girl!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29553238


The Japanese guy had some good suggestions:

"Du bist nett!"
"Wollen wir uns einmal privat treffen?"
"Magst du gerne (type of food) essen?"
"Wollen wir in ein Kino gehen?"
"Magst du Karaoke?"
hapless moran

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12/13/2012 01:41 PM
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Meine Liebe, ich möchte Ihnen eine heiße Fleisch Spritze geben. Gestatten Sie mir, meine Wurst zwischen Ihre cremigen Brötchen schieben.
free your inner baboon.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/13/2012 01:47 PM
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Meine Liebe, ich möchte Ihnen eine heiße Fleisch Spritze geben. Gestatten Sie mir, meine Wurst zwischen Ihre cremigen Brötchen schieben.
 Quoting: hapless moran


lmao

but

putin
Artaius

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12/13/2012 01:53 PM

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Ich mag Dich irgendwie sehr.
(I kinda really like you)

pronounced:

Eeesh mowg dish erggentwee ser.

good luck ;)

Last Edited by A r c t u r u s on 12/13/2012 01:56 PM
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12/13/2012 01:56 PM
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Ich mag Dich irgendwie sehr.
(I kinda really like you)

pronounced:

Eeesh mowg dish erggentwee ser.

good luck ;)
 Quoting: Artaius


hf
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/13/2012 03:53 PM
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Ah, ok.
Nürnberg is famous for its Christmas Market...maybe you can mention it.

Nürnberger Christkindlesmarkt in german.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29672497


I LOVE YOU!!!! This worked!!!

hfhfhfhf
Sharty Mc Bean

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12/13/2012 03:55 PM

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ich will das du mir ins gesicht kackst!

Last Edited by Sharty Mc Bean on 12/13/2012 03:55 PM
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 04:00 PM
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In german of course.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29553238


Schwarzwaelderkirschtorte.

Now if you have problems with the spelling, ask her to help you; LOL.
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 04:09 PM
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Ich mag Dich irgendwie sehr.
(I kinda really like you)

pronounced:

Eeesh mowg dish erggentwee ser.

good luck ;)
 Quoting: Artaius


THIS
...the easiest, and the nicest, and with the best effect, if you really like her...
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 04:28 PM
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"you have two hands and three holes, cover the two you dont want fucked"
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"Sie haben zwei Hände und drei Löcher, decken die beiden gefickt nicht gewünschten"
Sharty Mc Bean

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12/13/2012 04:37 PM

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