GERMANS: What is Something Cool I can Say To This German Chick I like??

I would try this. It will give you a couple of months to play w/ her.

Haben Sie Pläne für Fasching?

Oh yeah..her respond will be:

Fick dich du Hurensohn!

I kinda thing a German lady should make the first move. They know who they like and I don't know them to be shy.
Trear her with respect and hope for the best.

Halloween? LOL

yea i gotta few years on her so I don't, she was kinda shy. I'm 26 she's 20

Tell her "Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht." Then serenade her with this little ditty...

*don't know

No No No.....much more fun. Research it. Trust me.

Where is she from?

around nuremberg

'isch bin ein berliner' got someone a lot of action

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LOL!!!!

Ah, ok.
Nürnberg is famous for its Christmas Market...maybe you can mention it.

Nürnberger Christkindlesmarkt in german.

Nice city. Truly. I think Adidas is headquartered there.

Just ask her to help you German.

wo ist meine verdammte blow job Schlampe

cool thanks!

People from Nürnberg are called "FRANKEN" although Nürnberg is in the state Bavaria (Bayern)

Seriously op you wanna try this on her

This will really blow her mind dude

Ich bin wirklich eine Tunte

awesome guys...gotta head home from work but will bump this in 30 mins.

It's a trap...don't trust this british guy

2 world wars one World Cup dude

You should say: "Héy du mädchen, ich möchte dich gerne mahl ganz gut an deinen muschie lecken!"

After that she will be all over you. The next thing you should say is:

"Forher habe ich deinen grossmuter und mutter gefickt wie einen vergewaltigung fon judischen weiber in Bergen Belzen oder Auswitsch!"

After that she will be showing you her pussy and will ask you to lick it and penetrate it with your dick, even if you have the smallest dick in the universe.

This is the moment you will have to say to her: "Zeige mich jetzt deinen arsch so das ich meinen schwanz mahl gazn tief herrein stecken kann, und dan lassen wir deinen mutter und grossmutter jetzt mahl ansehen wie du mich einer blasen gehzt und ich dich deinen mund voll spritze mit meiner sahne du nazi nute aus dresden du schlampe!"

Beliefe it or not dude, after that she will be asking you for kids and stuff!

;-)

* cynical and sarcastic modus off *

Last Edited by jahbulon49 on 12/12/2012 05:57 PM

Blitzkrieg operations?

Tell her you're an airline captain with Lufthansa. (Remember, don't say Luftwaffe. Say LuftHANSA!)

neuken in keuken

Ask to see her "paypuhs" in the worst German accent you can muster.