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Redneck Gun Safe (this why we will survive)

 
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Redneck Gun Safe (this why we will survive)
Excellent idea! This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!

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Excellent idea! This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!

:Safe:
 Quoting: Chop's


If all of human ciilization is going to collapse, your gun will not save you from the immediate disaster.
A gun won't save you from an earthquake, only the looters supercede it.
A gun won't save you from a super-volcanic explosion.
A gun won't save you from nuclear hell fire.

A gun will only save you, if you survived the initial blow. And sorry to burst your bubble, but your chances of doing so are just as high as everyone who doesn't own a gun, maybe a moderately higher if you prepare, but not very much.


- Love a Gun owner
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Excellent idea! This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!

:Safe:
 Quoting: Chop's


If all of human ciilization is going to collapse, your gun will not save you from the immediate disaster.
A gun won't save you from an earthquake, only the looters supercede it.
A gun won't save you from a super-volcanic explosion.
A gun won't save you from nuclear hell fire.

A gun will only save you, if you survived the initial blow. And sorry to burst your bubble, but your chances of doing so are just as high as everyone who doesn't own a gun, maybe a moderately higher if you prepare, but not very much.


- Love a Gun owner
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22705145


Well, better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it, ESPECIALLY if I'm one of the survivors.
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Re: Redneck Gun Safe (this why we will survive)
Excellent idea! This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!

:Safe:
 Quoting: Chop's


If all of human ciilization is going to collapse, your gun will not save you from the immediate disaster.
A gun won't save you from an earthquake, only the looters supercede it.
A gun won't save you from a super-volcanic explosion.
A gun won't save you from nuclear hell fire.

A gun will only save you, if you survived the initial blow. And sorry to burst your bubble, but your chances of doing so are just as high as everyone who doesn't own a gun, maybe a moderately higher if you prepare, but not very much.


- Love a Gun owner
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22705145


Well, better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it, ESPECIALLY if I'm one of the survivors.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26860321


I agree, I was just commenting on the fact that the OP declared
"This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!"
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Excellent idea! This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!

:Safe:
 Quoting: Chop's


If all of human ciilization is going to collapse, your gun will not save you from the immediate disaster.
A gun won't save you from an earthquake, only the looters supercede it.
A gun won't save you from a super-volcanic explosion.
A gun won't save you from nuclear hell fire.

A gun will only save you, if you survived the initial blow. And sorry to burst your bubble, but your chances of doing so are just as high as everyone who doesn't own a gun, maybe a moderately higher if you prepare, but not very much.


- Love a Gun owner
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22705145


Well, better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it, ESPECIALLY if I'm one of the survivors.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26860321


I agree, I was just commenting on the fact that the OP declared
"This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!"
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Excellent idea! This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!

:Safe:
 Quoting: Chop's


If all of human ciilization is going to collapse, your gun will not save you from the immediate disaster.
A gun won't save you from an earthquake, only the looters supercede it.
A gun won't save you from a super-volcanic explosion.
A gun won't save you from nuclear hell fire.

A gun will only save you, if you survived the initial blow. And sorry to burst your bubble, but your chances of doing so are just as high as everyone who doesn't own a gun, maybe a moderately higher if you prepare, but not very much.


- Love a Gun owner
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22705145

I am not talking bout the guns in the refrigerator!
I am talking about being inventive enough to think...I don't have a gun safe...but I do have a junk refrigerator in the basement! Being able to think outside the box is critical to survival!
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Excellent idea! This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!

:Safe:
 Quoting: Chop's


If all of human ciilization is going to collapse, your gun will not save you from the immediate disaster.
A gun won't save you from an earthquake, only the looters supercede it.
A gun won't save you from a super-volcanic explosion.
A gun won't save you from nuclear hell fire.

A gun will only save you, if you survived the initial blow. And sorry to burst your bubble, but your chances of doing so are just as high as everyone who doesn't own a gun, maybe a moderately higher if you prepare, but not very much.


- Love a Gun owner
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22705145

I am not talking bout the guns in the refrigerator!
I am talking about being inventive enough to think...I don't have a gun safe...but I do have a junk refrigerator in the basement! Being able to think outside the box is critical to survival!
 Quoting: Chop's


Again, those are skills/attributes that would be useful/necessary AFTER the initial impact (whatever it may be) hits us.
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Excellent idea! This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!

:Safe:
 Quoting: Chop's


If all of human ciilization is going to collapse, your gun will not save you from the immediate disaster.
A gun won't save you from an earthquake, only the looters supercede it.
A gun won't save you from a super-volcanic explosion.
A gun won't save you from nuclear hell fire.

A gun will only save you, if you survived the initial blow. And sorry to burst your bubble, but your chances of doing so are just as high as everyone who doesn't own a gun, maybe a moderately higher if you prepare, but not very much.


- Love a Gun owner
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22705145

I am not talking bout the guns in the refrigerator!
I am talking about being inventive enough to think...I don't have a gun safe...but I do have a junk refrigerator in the basement! Being able to think outside the box is critical to survival!
 Quoting: Chop's



Gun safe = $700
Refrigerator = FREE

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Re: Redneck Gun Safe (this why we will survive)
Excellent idea! This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!

:Safe:
 Quoting: Chop's


If all of human ciilization is going to collapse, your gun will not save you from the immediate disaster.
A gun won't save you from an earthquake, only the looters supercede it.
A gun won't save you from a super-volcanic explosion.
A gun won't save you from nuclear hell fire.

A gun will only save you, if you survived the initial blow. And sorry to burst your bubble, but your chances of doing so are just as high as everyone who doesn't own a gun, maybe a moderately higher if you prepare, but not very much.


- Love a Gun owner
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22705145



oh wow you got it all figured out huh?

what if there is a war?

what if the economy collapses?

what if there is a global food shortage?

there you go. 3 things more likely to happen then your "super valcano's and "nuclear hell fire" LOL

but don't worry.. you will be fine!!!
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What time is the party ;)

WAKE UP AMERICA

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Where's the beer? Lol.
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Excellent idea! This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!

:Safe:
 Quoting: Chop's


If all of human ciilization is going to collapse, your gun will not save you from the immediate disaster.
A gun won't save you from an earthquake, only the looters supercede it.
A gun won't save you from a super-volcanic explosion.
A gun won't save you from nuclear hell fire.

A gun will only save you, if you survived the initial blow. And sorry to burst your bubble, but your chances of doing so are just as high as everyone who doesn't own a gun, maybe a moderately higher if you prepare, but not very much.


- Love a Gun owner
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22705145




I own firearms and totally agree with this. Also better have a shit ton of food to feed yourself, cause you sure as shit can't eat guns. I mean i have heard of people feeding pitbull's blackpowder to make them mean, but you def can't live on it iamwith
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Again, the OP is simply addressing a group of people characterized by their inventiveness. Live with it!
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12/12/2012 06:58 PM
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Cool!
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but the city dwellers will be the best dressed! you'll appreciate that fact when they are sucking your dick for some moldy bread
SLAM THAT CLAM
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12/12/2012 07:04 PM
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My Granpa gutted a coke machine. It's heavy duty,has a good lock on the front. He left the lights in it do it just looks like a soda machine in his garage.
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12/12/2012 07:07 PM
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COOL.
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12/12/2012 08:28 PM
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a freezer makes an excellent fire safe actually
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This is the way I was raised up...make due with what you have.
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Fucks sake that's frightening. It is stuff like this that makes me hope that there are lists in the Pentagon keeping tabs on these people.
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12/12/2012 08:46 PM
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Fucks sake that's frightening. It is stuff like this that makes me hope that there are lists in the Pentagon keeping tabs on these people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


Ignorant rat-finks like you are on another list.

The list of people who will one day, after your Big government bootlicking gets you kicked to the curb, will be forced to beg for shelter from someone who was man enough to both value and exercise his God given rights.

Being forced to confront and gain a humble understanding of reality is the only way for fools like you. You can thank God and the real men later. For now "enjoy" your COCKtails and elitist delusion while it lasts.
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Fucks sake that's frightening. It is stuff like this that makes me hope that there are lists in the Pentagon keeping tabs on these people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


Ignorant rat-finks like you are on another list.

The list of people who will one day, after your Big government bootlicking gets you kicked to the curb, will be forced to beg for shelter from someone who was man enough to both value and exercise his God given rights.

Being forced to confront and gain a humble understanding of reality is the only way for fools like you. You can thank God and the real men later. For now "enjoy" your COCKtails and elitist delusion while it lasts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29721697


Haha, not a chance. I'd live in the dust before I would ask for help from a PSYCOPATH with a fridge full of guns. It would be safer in the woods with the wolves and bears.
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12/12/2012 09:13 PM
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Well I'll be damned. Helluva idea. Right up my alley. I just happen to have a gutted freezer. Thanks Chops!
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Fucks sake that's frightening. It is stuff like this that makes me hope that there are lists in the Pentagon keeping tabs on these people.
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Frightening how?

thought you libs love recycling.
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Fucks sake that's frightening. It is stuff like this that makes me hope that there are lists in the Pentagon keeping tabs on these people.
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Frightening how?

thought you libs love recycling.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28167778


You assume I'm a lib. No, I'm my own thing. But yes, this is frightening. This is like coming across a shack in the woods full of bondage gear and machetes level of terrifying.
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Fucks sake that's frightening. It is stuff like this that makes me hope that there are lists in the Pentagon keeping tabs on these people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


Frightening how?

thought you libs love recycling.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28167778


You assume I'm a lib. No, I'm my own thing. But yes, this is frightening. This is like coming across a shack in the woods full of bondage gear and machetes level of terrifying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


Damn straight I assume you are a liberal.
this is smart use of what you have, nothing more.

How is a gun collection like bondage gear?

Answer: it isn't.
When you need TP, a wigwam just won't do.
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You should look inside the broke tv holding up my good one.
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Fucks sake that's frightening. It is stuff like this that makes me hope that there are lists in the Pentagon keeping tabs on these people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


Frightening how?

thought you libs love recycling.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28167778


You assume I'm a lib. No, I'm my own thing. But yes, this is frightening. This is like coming across a shack in the woods full of bondage gear and machetes level of terrifying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


Damn straight I assume you are a liberal.
this is smart use of what you have, nothing more.

How is a gun collection like bondage gear?

Answer: it isn't.
 Quoting: beeches


I believe I said bondage gear and machetes in a shack in the woods. If I came across something like this in someone's house I would exit per the nearest door/window. If you see this you've probably stumbled into the house of some sort of secessionist cultist.

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