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Redneck Gun Safe (this why we will survive)

 
beeches

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12/12/2012 09:48 PM

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Frightening how?

thought you libs love recycling.
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You assume I'm a lib. No, I'm my own thing. But yes, this is frightening. This is like coming across a shack in the woods full of bondage gear and machetes level of terrifying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


Damn straight I assume you are a liberal.
this is smart use of what you have, nothing more.

How is a gun collection like bondage gear?

Answer: it isn't.
 Quoting: beeches


I believe I said bondage gear and machetes in a shack in the woods. If I came across something like this in someone's house I would exit per the nearest door/window. If you see this you've probably stumbled into the house of some sort of secessionist cultist.
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I guess you would think that of us rural folk.
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12/12/2012 09:51 PM
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Excellent idea! This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!

:Safe:
 Quoting: Chop's


If all of human ciilization is going to collapse, your gun will not save you from the immediate disaster.
A gun won't save you from an earthquake, only the looters supercede it.
A gun won't save you from a super-volcanic explosion.
A gun won't save you from nuclear hell fire.

A gun will only save you, if you survived the initial blow. And sorry to burst your bubble, but your chances of doing so are just as high as everyone who doesn't own a gun, maybe a moderately higher if you prepare, but not very much.


- Love a Gun owner
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You know what they say about opinions........and opinions aren't reality
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12/12/2012 09:53 PM
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It's better to work together with all types. I would work with blue collar, white collar, redneck, black, brown, red, etc. to survive.

It's all good to me. When it comes to the end days, no one is expendable. At least in an organized community.

Open your heart, sharpen your mind and all will survive.
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12/12/2012 09:58 PM
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It's better to work together with all types. I would work with blue collar, white collar, redneck, black, brown, red, etc. to survive.

It's all good to me. When it comes to the end days, no one is expendable. At least in an organized community.

Open your heart, sharpen your mind and all will survive.
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That sure is a nice, progressive way to think!



In reality though, when TSHTF , 99% of people will be about immediate survival, and the SECOND you interfere in ANY way with that immediate survival, such as, you need food to survive and they want it, they WILL take you out.

All those "nice" people you think you know, who will have your back when the shit storm comes, won't be so "nice" as soon as their little imaginary safety zone theyve built for themselves is crumbling.
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12/12/2012 10:00 PM

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Frightening how?

thought you libs love recycling.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28167778


You assume I'm a lib. No, I'm my own thing. But yes, this is frightening. This is like coming across a shack in the woods full of bondage gear and machetes level of terrifying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


Damn straight I assume you are a liberal.
this is smart use of what you have, nothing more.

How is a gun collection like bondage gear?

Answer: it isn't.
 Quoting: beeches


I believe I said bondage gear and machetes in a shack in the woods. If I came across something like this in someone's house I would exit per the nearest door/window. If you see this you've probably stumbled into the house of some sort of secessionist cultist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


No, just someone too cheap to buy a good gun safe. 9 guns and a few bullets do not an army make.

You need to see a psychologist to get over your irrational fear of guns. rocket
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12/12/2012 10:01 PM
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And as for all the guns, yea....what a waste.


If you are gun collector, that is nice and dandy, but its not practical for shit hitting the fan.

A few different pieces will do just fine. A few pistols, a few medium range weapons. A couple knives.

Anymore than that is just going to bite you in the ass. Especially if others know of your gun collection. They won't hesitate to form a "collective" and take your guns away from you, even if they do it from your cold dead hands, as you like to say, or they pretend to be your friends and do it.


it really isn't necessary to "stockpile". A few basic weapons, some survival gear, enough food and water to last a couple months. Anything else is just fear based hoarding.
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It's better to work together with all types. I would work with blue collar, white collar, redneck, black, brown, red, etc. to survive.

It's all good to me. When it comes to the end days, no one is expendable. At least in an organized community.

Open your heart, sharpen your mind and all will survive.
 Quoting: PokerFace





That sure is a nice, progressive way to think!



In reality though, when TSHTF , 99% of people will be about immediate survival, and the SECOND you interfere in ANY way with that immediate survival, such as, you need food to survive and they want it, they WILL take you out.

All those "nice" people you think you know, who will have your back when the shit storm comes, won't be so "nice" as soon as their little imaginary safety zone theyve built for themselves is crumbling.
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No doubt you are right. Choose your friends carefully.
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You assume I'm a lib. No, I'm my own thing. But yes, this is frightening. This is like coming across a shack in the woods full of bondage gear and machetes level of terrifying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


Damn straight I assume you are a liberal.
this is smart use of what you have, nothing more.

How is a gun collection like bondage gear?

Answer: it isn't.
 Quoting: beeches


I believe I said bondage gear and machetes in a shack in the woods. If I came across something like this in someone's house I would exit per the nearest door/window. If you see this you've probably stumbled into the house of some sort of secessionist cultist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


No, just someone too cheap to buy a good gun safe. 9 guns and a few bullets do not an army make.

You need to see a psychologist to get over your irrational fear of guns. rocket
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


I'm sure I could find many psychologists who would find my supposed fear quite rational. I could tell you that you shouldn't be afraid if you wander into a rape/murder shack in the woods, but that would also be something to be rightly afraid of.

But frankly I'm not afraid of guns, but instead I'm afraid of the psychos who stockpile them. Guns don't kill people, crazed hill-jack, birther, preppers kill people.
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12/12/2012 10:11 PM
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I think it is ridiculous to say people from the city do not understand what "rednecks" do. People are simply people and their interests vary greatly no matter where they live. I have known many rednecks in my life and they generally do not have the wit necessary for a great deal of creative problem solving. A refrigerator? It is concealment but it is not security. It probably has a very simple key lock, if any. That is almost on par with a gun cabinet; a convenient location for robbers to discover a large cache of guns.

All of this, "a country boy can survive" stuff is bunk. A person needs to understand how to properly act in various situations through critical thinking and studying. Simply thinking because one is in the country he or she has better survival smarts is dangerous and dumb.

Last Edited by Battlestar Valkyrie on 12/12/2012 10:12 PM
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Damn straight I assume you are a liberal.
this is smart use of what you have, nothing more.

How is a gun collection like bondage gear?

Answer: it isn't.
 Quoting: beeches


I believe I said bondage gear and machetes in a shack in the woods. If I came across something like this in someone's house I would exit per the nearest door/window. If you see this you've probably stumbled into the house of some sort of secessionist cultist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


No, just someone too cheap to buy a good gun safe. 9 guns and a few bullets do not an army make.

You need to see a psychologist to get over your irrational fear of guns. rocket
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


I'm sure I could find many psychologists who would find my supposed fear quite rational. I could tell you that you shouldn't be afraid if you wander into a rape/murder shack in the woods, but that would also be something to be rightly afraid of.

But frankly I'm not afraid of guns, but instead I'm afraid of the psychos who stockpile them. Guns don't kill people, crazed hill-jack, birther, preppers kill people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


The fact that you equate a few guns with a stockpile, and find that to be morally equal to a rape/murder shack proves that you have something wrong with you. There are millions of Americans who own more guns that that, and who will never use them to harm anyone.

One simply needs different guns for different things. The gun that is great for hunting deer is not the one for shooting skeet, and a different gun may be needed to dispatch small animals. (rabbits.) A woman might want a different gun then husband for each activity. And some of us have antique guns that have been passed around, that will not be sold regardless of how many guns you crazy gun haters think we should be allowed to have.

In truth, a gun collector would find that collection to be pitiful.

BTW - You also need to ask your psychologist about your fear of prepping. Anyone who can watch the news and see the hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, ice storms, wind storms, and earthquakes and doesn't put away some food and supplies, has some serious mental problems.
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I believe I said bondage gear and machetes in a shack in the woods. If I came across something like this in someone's house I would exit per the nearest door/window. If you see this you've probably stumbled into the house of some sort of secessionist cultist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


No, just someone too cheap to buy a good gun safe. 9 guns and a few bullets do not an army make.

You need to see a psychologist to get over your irrational fear of guns. rocket
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


I'm sure I could find many psychologists who would find my supposed fear quite rational. I could tell you that you shouldn't be afraid if you wander into a rape/murder shack in the woods, but that would also be something to be rightly afraid of.

But frankly I'm not afraid of guns, but instead I'm afraid of the psychos who stockpile them. Guns don't kill people, crazed hill-jack, birther, preppers kill people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


The fact that you equate a few guns with a stockpile, and find that to be morally equal to a rape/murder shack proves that you have something wrong with you. There are millions of Americans who own more guns that that, and who will never use them to harm anyone.

One simply needs different guns for different things. The gun that is great for hunting deer is not the one for shooting skeet, and a different gun may be needed to dispatch small animals. (rabbits.) A woman might want a different gun then husband for each activity. And some of us have antique guns that have been passed around, that will not be sold regardless of how many guns you crazy gun haters think we should be allowed to have.

In truth, a gun collector would find that collection to be pitiful.

BTW - You also need to ask your psychologist about your fear of prepping. Anyone who can watch the news and see the hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, ice storms, wind storms, and earthquakes and doesn't put away some food and supplies, has some serious mental problems.
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


From what I've seen of preppers, I don't want to be one. For one I believe that Obama was born in the US. Nor do I believe that satellites are mining my thoughts.
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12/12/2012 11:33 PM
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I like the storage solution for your "stockpile". Ha. Way to use the ol' noggin. I want that for my sex/bondage shack for sure unless it's just a lib thing.
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5* and bump
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Excellent idea! This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!

:Safe:
 Quoting: Chop's


If all of human ciilization is going to collapse, your gun will not save you from the immediate disaster.
A gun won't save you from an earthquake, only the looters supercede it.
A gun won't save you from a super-volcanic explosion.
A gun won't save you from nuclear hell fire.

A gun will only save you, if you survived the initial blow. And sorry to burst your bubble, but your chances of doing so are just as high as everyone who doesn't own a gun, maybe a moderately higher if you prepare, but not very much.


- Love a Gun owner
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Keep dreaming ya hoplaphobic nitwit. A gun is a tool to keep you alive.
Plus they are as fun as fucken...
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12/13/2012 12:44 AM
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Boy, this is a tough crowd. I Iike it! It's creative.

I like the old soda machine idea even better though... It locks.
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Excellent idea! This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!

:Safe:
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lol.lol.lol
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I believe I said bondage gear and machetes in a shack in the woods. If I came across something like this in someone's house I would exit per the nearest door/window. If you see this you've probably stumbled into the house of some sort of secessionist cultist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


No, just someone too cheap to buy a good gun safe. 9 guns and a few bullets do not an army make.

You need to see a psychologist to get over your irrational fear of guns. rocket
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


I'm sure I could find many psychologists who would find my supposed fear quite rational. I could tell you that you shouldn't be afraid if you wander into a rape/murder shack in the woods, but that would also be something to be rightly afraid of.

But frankly I'm not afraid of guns, but instead I'm afraid of the psychos who stockpile them. Guns don't kill people, crazed hill-jack, birther, preppers kill people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29334347


The fact that you equate a few guns with a stockpile, and find that to be morally equal to a rape/murder shack proves that you have something wrong with you. There are millions of Americans who own more guns that that, and who will never use them to harm anyone.

One simply needs different guns for different things. The gun that is great for hunting deer is not the one for shooting skeet, and a different gun may be needed to dispatch small animals. (rabbits.) A woman might want a different gun then husband for each activity. And some of us have antique guns that have been passed around, that will not be sold regardless of how many guns you crazy gun haters think we should be allowed to have.

In truth, a gun collector would find that collection to be pitiful.

BTW - You also need to ask your psychologist about your fear of prepping. Anyone who can watch the news and see the hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, ice storms, wind storms, and earthquakes and doesn't put away some food and supplies, has some serious mental problems.
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


Nice post samantha. The person has some real mental health problems.
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to the ac29334347 your true colors really stand out and all of us see right through them. Nice analogies though to tie everything together. Way to bring obummer, preppers, rednecks hillbillys and city folk into the mix. WAKE UP AMERICA
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Excellent idea! This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!

:Safe:
 Quoting: Chop's


If all of human ciilization is going to collapse, your gun will not save you from the immediate disaster.
A gun won't save you from an earthquake, only the looters supercede it.
A gun won't save you from a super-volcanic explosion.
A gun won't save you from nuclear hell fire.

A gun will only save you, if you survived the initial blow. And sorry to burst your bubble, but your chances of doing so are just as high as everyone who doesn't own a gun, maybe a moderately higher if you prepare, but not very much.


- Love a Gun owner
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I am not talking bout the guns in the refrigerator!
I am talking about being inventive enough to think...I don't have a gun safe...but I do have a junk refrigerator in the basement! Being able to think outside the box is critical to survival!
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this!! everything is usable!! hell you can make a bbq from a shopping cart
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Excellent idea! This is why us Rednecks will survive 12-21-12 and you city dwellers won't!

:Safe:
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