We all have our quirky behaviours...me included...care to share yours?

Sometimes when a pass gas, i fart in my hand just to throw it in someones face.

Men are uncouth,but i have to own up to timing a fart as my mrs just cuddles up to me and i cant resist letting thors thunder rip.She hates me she says "men are horrible"

Anytime human!

when the wife goes to work i whistle the dog and he jumps on bed to plug the gap hes much warmer and doesnt moan

Is that a secret from the wifey??

woah

Open Your Eyes, you are regular Don Juan


My quirk-I don't like my food touching on a plate.

i'm sure there's more, including quite a few of the ones other people have posted, but here's an original:

i tell my dogs where i'm going and approx how long i will be gone when i'm leaving the house, even if someone else is still here

when i eat m&m's I sort them by color, and eat one color at a time.
I eat just one thing on my plate at a time, I don't like to mix the foods.

Friggin psycho.

I cannot have sex with anything but farm animals, sheep to be exact. And I get really annoyed if the sheep is not sheared first. I also like onlyale sheep, no female sheep for me thanks. Bye the way, I am a male....

Sweet OCD / Psycho thread! I've enjoyed reading this

Ha that's an original classic!!
Thanks for sharing

Dibs on Kramer.

I eat only organic, so if I have to I'll travel one hour to go to a place that serves organic food.
I LOVE wind.
I'm addicted to eating tomatoes. If I do not have good tomatoes at home I panic.
If I watch porn it is only girl on girl, and I'm strait .
I HAVE TO watch a movie or read something while I eat.
I hate it when my daughter taps with her fingers, drives me insain.
I feel a strange connection to Peru. I'm not familiar with that country at all.
I feel extremely guilty if I do not keep a promise.

Great quirks:-)
Luv 'em
Thanks for sharing :-)

OP...your quirk numbers 2, 3 and 4 are ones I also have.

In addition...

I can't sleep without wearing a watch
I only drink beer outdoors
I can't sleep with fewer than four pillows
Plastic cups are not allowed in my home...glass only
The large and small paperclips in my work desk aren't allowed to mingle
I can't sleep without my bedtime ritual
I can't use a pencil and put it back in the pencil can without sharpening it (even if I barely used it)
I have assigned myself specific rows at shopping centers and other places so I won't forget where I parked
My car keys have to be in hand before I exit a building
All my handbags have to have a matching wallet
I am obsessed with finding the perfect foundation
Not a day can go by without listening to music
I have to have a lemon wedge in my iced tea or I won't drink it, and I won't drink a glass of water with a lemon wedge in it
I can't get up without my morning ritual

We do have a lot in common :-) minus the foundation and handbag :)
Thanks for sharing :-)

Love peanut m&ms! I eat one at a time, half the chocolate then the peanut, then the other half of the chocolate.

This is very useful, thanks! My wife loves mushrooms but she won't make them for herself since I won't eat them... but if I can tell her "just make them, but leave 10% in to overcook for me and I'll be fine", maybe she'll start eating them again!

Did you grow up with an Italian mother or frequently eat dinner with one? Clean your plate == here's a ton more dumped on it for you, you have to leave some to keep from having that happen.

let m dog lick peanutbutter off my balls

What a funny thread, I can't stop laughing at some of these posts.
Okay, I'll share a few.

- Anything white, has to be pure white, like the edge around running shoes, or white clothing. If a piece of clothing got washed with a dark shirt and looks remotely off white, I won't wear it.

- I can't do breast exam on myself, it literally makes me Gag! I can touch my breasts, but I can't massage them looking for lumps or I start gagging.

- I won't touch worms, they make me shiver and they look disgusting!

- I hate to walk on Grass in bare feet, it grosses me right out, I can't stand the feeling. Same with stepping on seaweed, or slimy sand. YUK.

- I use my foot to flush toilets in public restrooms, for obvious reasons!

- If someone kisses me, I always wipe my face after, IDK, I guess I don't like a wet face.

- I hate the sound of hearing other people eat and drink in a quiet room.

- I have a fascination for certain numbers, and rocks.

I'm sure there are a tons more things, but thats all I can think of right now.

Wow! Certainly some unique character traits...thanks so much for sharing...
Found the breast and grass quirks most interesting :-)